Let's start from the beginning, {and if you're thinking, '****... she's gonna start ranting on about her life now', tough-toenai​ls cause you're the one who clicked on my profile}. Born on the 16th of November 1991- which means my D.O.B. is 16/11/91 and if you write it down, then turn the paper upside-down,​ the date will still stay the same. Little bit of useless trivia there, but it also means that I'm spawn of Lucifer.
I live in Wales. My first language is Welsh and I speak fluent English and my French isn't too bad. I live with my parents, 3 younger siblings, dog and chickens in a detached C18 house by the sea in a village called Morfa Nefyn.
I'm a bit of an awkward prat, but you'll get used to it. I mumble way too much and still haven't mastered the art of proper eye-contact yet, so basically your average teenager. I hate pretentious people, feet, saliva and phlegm. I love old movies, Tom Waits [going to see him perform in Dublin 30th of June!], the smell of tarmac after rain, power-cuts, thunderstorm​s and heavy rain- but not so much wind, a good book, Earl Grey tea (none of this new annoying Starbucks-si​pping "I'm so sophisticate​d, I drink Mocha-frappa-******-chinos"​ culture), long walks on deserted beaches while listening to my iPod and gazing wisely out to sea, traveling, playing sad songs on the Pia-pia-pia-​no and Guitar, but most of all, I love...
you.

Would love to learn Russian, can help out with Welsh and English, want to improve French

Tom Waits, Regina Spektor, Muse, Rachmaninov,​ Ella Fitzgerald, Ray Charles, Edith Piaf, Kjd, Arcade Fire, GogolBrodell​o, Oscar Peterson, Billie Holiday, Howlin' Wolf, Doves, Muddy Waters, Rolling Stones, Norah Jones, Leonard Cohen, Echo and the Bunnymen, Pink Floyd, Franz Ferdinand, Placebo, Wolfmother, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Catatonia, Sereophonics​, Meic Stevens, The Pogues,
I'm very open minded about music, from harpsichords​ to kettle-drums​ just as long as it's good, and un-manufactu​red like a lot of crap that's circulating nowadays.

The Great Dictator, Brief Encounter, Casablanca, One Flew Over The Cuckoo Nest, Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street, It's a Wonderful Life, Down By Law, La Vie En Rose, Harvey, Arsenic and Old Lace (original, starring Peter Lorre) , Pirates Of The Carribean , Donnie Darko, Whatever Happened To Baby Jane?, Nightmare Before Christmas, The Science of Sleep, Stand By Me, Princess Mononoke, The Third Man, Once Upon a Time in America, Brokeback Mountain, Cabaret, Scareface, Pulp Fiction, The Black Daliah, Pans Labyrinth, City of God, Analyze That, Lord of the Rings, Once Upon A Time In Mexico, Secret Window, Borat, Gangs Of New York, Forest Gump, Casino,

Oh I'm way too sophisticate​d to watch TV...


Yeah right, I'm usually numbing my soul by watching crap like Jeremy Kyle Show...
If I had my own TV channel I'd show nothing but quality programs like QI, The Musters, House, Doctor Who, Judge Judy, Have I Got News For You, In the night garden (yes it's a little kids show, but is awesome)...

Stephen Fry, Oscar Wilde, Tolstoy, Dostoevsky, Yeats,  George Orwell, Pasternak, Edgar Allen Poe, Terry Pratchett, Roddy Doyle, Charles Bukowski, anything good really...

Fevrale dostat chernil i plakat,
Pisat O Fevrale navsnryd,
Poka grohochushay​a slyakot
Vesnoyu charnoyu gorit.

(February. Get ink, shed tears.
Write of it, sob your heart out, sing,
While torrential slush that roars
Burns in the blackness of the spring.)
                                        - Boris Pasternak

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There was never any good old days
They are today, they are tomorrow
It's a stupid thing we say
Cursing tomorrow with sorrow
                                                - Eugene Hutz