The name is Krissi a/k/a Krissi Loud.  Soon to be 30, and excited about it.  I love music more than any person should.  I love to cook, collect cookbooks and create new things. I get excited easy and pissed off even faster.  I can be your best friend or your worst enemy.  I will love you with every fiber of my being or turn on you in a hot minute.  I live in Philadelphia​ and have lived here for all my life.  And I will probably continue to  live here for the rest of my life too.  I am a city girl through and through and with that comes certain things.  If you're willing to peel away the tough exterior, you'll find I'm a pretty cool person to talk to.  I can agree to disagree with pretty much anyone and love to chat.  I am of Italian heritage and pretty proud of it.  Although I am always an American first.  I am a Conservatve Republican.  I listen to Rush Limbaugh and watch Sean Hannity...so​ yeah, I'm one of those right wingers; but i DO have a sense of humor, and a pretty quirky one at that, so don't let the political preference scare you off.  It is what it is.

I'm not going to marry you, send you money, help you get a visa, or let you smell my feet.  So if you are a loser, skank, crank or lesbian, p*ss off.  If you are not interesting and/or authentic don't waste your time, because you will also be wasting mine.  If you are obsessed with your body and send me naked pictures, I will not reply.  If you wear more hair gel than me, I will not reply.  If you are a crazy ranting leftist, I will not reply. If you write to me to bash on my political views, I will not reply.  If you send me a friend request without ever speaking to me, I will not reply. 
I just want to meet normal people to chat with and to exchange information about our countries, culture and whatever else.  I'm just here to have a little fun.

Anyone that can help me with my basic Italian would be fantastic.

I love to hang out with my friends and family (I have a big family).  I love to entertain parties and cooking for my friends and family.  Taking care of my home and keeping it nice and clean is something I'm ridiculously​ religious about.  I listen to music more than I breathe and I've managed to memorize every dumb movie quote.  I collect cookbooks, refrigerator​ magnets and old pictures.  I love history (American, European and religious).  I love American football, soccer, ice hockey and baseball and I try to go to games whenever I can.  I coach two boys soccer teams and I love it!  and P.S. GO PHILLIES ~ WORLD SERIES CHAMPS!!!

THE BEATLES!!! I love them.  It's more of an obsession really.  My favorite groups aside from that are The Cranberries,​ Tori Amos, Coldplay, Weezer, U2, Grateful Dead, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Toby Keith, Paolo Meneguzzi, Elton John, Billy Joel, All American Rejects, Genesis, Imogen Heap, Michael Jacson (when he was not a white woman) and Styx.  I mostly listen to classic rock, alternative rock, club music (mostly trance) and strangely country music.  I really like anything I can sing to and that has meaning.

Splendor in the Grass (favorite)
​Gone with the Wind (runner-up)
​Wizard of Oz (close runner-up)
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The Big Lebowski, Steel Magnolias, Man on Fire, Teen Witch, The Goonies, The Breakfast Club, Back to the Future trilogy, all of the Rocky movies, all of the Godfather movies, Goodfellas, A Bronx Tale, Carlito's Way, The Devil's Advocate, Mystic River, House of Sand and Fog, Super Troopers, Liar Liar, Ace Ventura, Billy Madison, Happy Gillmore, 40 Year Old Virgin, Superbad, Knocked Up, Monty Pythons, Mr. Bean, The Bank Job.....well​, I could go on forever.  I collect DVDs.  I watch movies all the time really.  I have so many that are great I could tie this whole site up.

The Tudors, Weeds, Mad Men, Secret Diary of a Call Girl, Generation Kill, Sportscenter​, Hannity and Colmes, Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares, How It's Made, Survivorman,​ American Chopper (Paul Teutle, Jr. is sooo hot!), King of Queens (Kevin James is my dream man), South Park, Hell's Kitchen, Family Guy, O'Reilly Factor, Hannity's America, Deadliest Catch and pretty much anything on the Discovery channels, Science Channel, Food Network, BBV or the History Channel.  I don't really watch too much mindless t.v.  ;-)~

Top five books of all time:
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1.  Roll of Thunder, Hear My Cry by Mildred Taylor
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2.  Little Women by Louisa May Alcott
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3.  Wuthering Heights by Emily Bronte
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4.  It Takes a Family by Rick Santorum
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5.  Infidel by Ayaan Hirsi Magan

Now all that she wants is three little wishes, she wants to see with your eyes, she wants to smile with your smile, she wants a nice surprise every once in a while - depeche mode


Janice, I apologize to you if I don't seem real eager to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don't like the feeling. You're sitting there, you're wondering do I have food on my face, am I eating, am I talking too much, are they talking enough, am I interested I'm not really interested, should I play like I'm interested but I'm not that interested but I think she might be interested but do I want to be interested but now she's not interested? So all of the sudden I'm getting, I'm starting to get interested..​. And when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door cause then it's awkward, it's like well goodnight. Do you do like that a$$-out hug? Where you like, you hug each other like this and your a$$ sticks out cause you're trying not to get too close or do you just go right in and kiss them on the lips or don't kiss them at all? It's very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while you're just really wondering are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions? Perhaps play a little game called "just the tip". Just for a second, just to see how it feels. Or, ouch, ouch you're on my hair.
~Wedding Crashers~


it's 160 miles to chicago~we'v​e got a full tank of gas~a half a pack of cigarettes~i​t's dark out~and we're wearing sunglasses..​...Elwood Blues
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"I know God wouldn't give me anything I couldn't handle. I just wish he didn't trust me so much." - Mother Theresa
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Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream.​ It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same. - Ronald Reagan
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I fear we have awaken the sleeping giant - Isoroku Mayamoto when America was coming to kick some A$$ after the Pearl Harbor attacks
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We'll put a boot in their A$$, it's the American way - Toby Keith
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the color of the pen that I hold in my hand is RRRRROYALLL BLUUUEE!!! - Jim Carey in Liar Liar
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Listen up you little punks! I know where you live and I've seen where you sleep! I swear on everything holy your mothers will CRY when they've seen what I've done to you! - Tommy Boy
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Why don't you make like a tree and get outta here? - Biff Tannen
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they say you cant turn a bad girl good, but once a good girls gone bad, she's gone forever - jay-z
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Frankly my dear, I don't give a d@mn - Gone with the Wind

i'm married to the firm, you got to understand, i'll die for them, give me a chair and i'll fry for them and if i got to take the stand, ill lie for them - FB/KAB
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I arrested a man-lady who was legally named Phuck - Slater in Superbad
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The Dude: It's like what Lenin said... you look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, uh...
Donny: I am the walrus.
The Dude: You know what I'm trying to say...
Walter Sobchak: That fu**ing bi*ch...
Donny: I am the walrus.
Walter Sobchak: Shut the fu** up, Donny! V.I. Lenin! Vladimir Ilich Ulyanov! - The Big Lebowski
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The Dude: Let me explain something to you; I am not Mr. Lebowski. You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing. - The Big Lebowski

I won't let go Jack, I'll never let go - Titanic (she did let go, she was a filthy lying boat wh*re...lol)
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its a small world, you reap what you sow, what goes around comes around, if you sleep you dont know, a very small world, where beef could never end, at the time you least expect it im gonna see you again, its a small world, you get away with it now, soon enough it catches up to you someway somehow, its a small world, watch what you do - nas

Farva: Give me a double bacon cheeseburger​.
Dimpus Burger Guy: [into mic] Double baco cheeseburger​. It's for a cop.
Farva: What the hell's that all about? You gonna spit in it now?
Dimpus Burger Guy: No, I just told him that so he makes it good.
[into mic]
Dimpus Burger Guy: Don't spit in that cop's burger.
Farva: Yeah, thanks.
Second Dimpus Guy: Roger, holding the spit. - Super Troopers
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"dishes​ are done man" - Kenny from Don't Tell Mom the Babysitters Dead
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when a dude's getting bullied and shoots up a school and they blame it on marilyn and the heroin, but where were the parents at, now look where its at, middle america - NOW its a tragedy, now its so sad to see in the upper classity- eminem