I feel as if this little description box is pressuring me into making a better description of myself. But Box! I say; I'm lazy! You should know this!
I wish I could hire elves to do this for me...

Somewhere deep inside me, I believe I'm not crazy. But the rest of me convinced me(with candy)that I am.

Most common description on this site:
-I'm into music (yes)
-And movies (yes)
-And books (yes)
-And art (yes)
-I'm cute (I'm not one to judge)
-I'm openminded (of course)
-I'm ignorant (most of the time)
-I'm an alien (who knew?)
-I'm single (with a triple-sized​ burger, please)
-I like people (who doesn't?)

Sometimes, I say **** THE WORLD
Often, I say Mom? Can I go to the potty?
Quite often, I ask God if he's sad that the Human Race was not whom he expected to be
Lately, I've been eating unwashed fruits.

The End

P.S. And I'm awesome at Guitar Hero. Bwahahaha. Also, the best feeling is when you play Guitar Hero and then you look away from the screen, like at the carpet and you can see it moving...all​ wiggly...it'​s like getting high, man. Hoo ha!

P.S.S. I think I'm in love with Goldmember, Dr. Evil, Nightcrawler​, and the Joker. <3 Commitment is a difficult thing, my friends.

Requesting is like picking and choosing apples on a tree... If we could do that with people, imagine how many friends everyone would have...

In other words, I love you all. :-)
Meeting new people is a great thing.

AND MORE COWBELL!

Guitar. Doodling. Shampooing my hair while practicing an Herbal Essences commercial. Stealing peoples' Skittles (succesfully​). Writing. Imagining. Eating candy. Googling. Enjoying art and quotes. Comics!(I just got into them). Video games. Football. Observing. Arguing with the voice in my head.

I am trying to make a band with my friends, but we are such procrastinat​ors, it's not even funny.

If we do finally make le band, I shall be the tamborinist/​sexy dancer/cowbe​llist/guitar​ist/singer/x​ylophonist/k​eyboardist/b​angoist/any instruments or toy that makes music because it's great. No, I'm not being conceited or arrogant! My friends will let me have fun on the stage with all these instruments.​..ALL AT THE SAME TIME?! Perhaps.

I never really liked making lists like this on a site like this, but since I am fairly bored and totally want people to like me, I shall list some music on my playlist (also, I love making lists..it's a fetish, I swear):

-Broken Social Scene
-Tegan and Sara
-Radiohead
-Metric
-Matthew Good
-Blonde Redhead
-Final Fantasy
-SIGUR ROS <3
-Stars
-Kevin Drew
-Feist
-blink-182 (and I will forever adore them)
-Shout Out Louds
-Mirah
-Moldy Peaches
-William Fitzsimmons
-Damien Rice
-Hey Rosetta!
-Said the Whale
-Coldplay
-Smashing Pumpkins
-Arcade Fire
-Frou Frou
-Yeah Yeah Yeahs
-Bjork
-The Beatles (c'mon..who DOESN'T like them?)
-The Album Leaf
-Pilate
-...and more

I made this list longer than I wanted to... Dammit!

Why don't we say "films"​ or "motion​ pictures"​ more often? Blasphemy!
If you find me stealing films at a video store, then you'll realize that it's only because I love them so much.

That 70's Show and Scrubs and I wish they would show Whose Line Is It Anyway again..

I'd say Youtube, but my internet is too slow for it. :-(

Booksbooksbo​oksbooksbook​sbooksbooksb​ooksbooksboo​ks!

"We both have shiny happy fits of rage."
The Moldy Peaches