There's not a whole lot I can say about myself..

I'm goofy, quick witted, cynical, and think you should be too. I usually don't pay much attention to people who don't make me laugh. My life revolves around live music, humor, and friends. I'm currently in college.. Wasting my parents' money by sleeping through my classes and arriving late to the ones I do attend. It's a good thing they love me, huh? :] I'm kidding, I am actually doing pretty well in school. Other than that... let's see. I'm the first to admit that I'm extremely loud, outgoing, and obnoxious. I'm egotistical and extremely sarcastic. I party like there's no tomorrow, speak my mind - even when I shouldn't, and enjoy talking with people from all over. So go ahead..Brigh​ten my day by sending me a message or commenting my pictures, kiddos. I'd love to chat with ya.. that is, unless you don't have a profile or picture - then you're already categorized as a creep. And if you don't keep my attention, I won't respond. Yeah... I'm a jerk.

-If I viewed your profile but didn't message you, that doesn't necessarily mean I don't want to talk to you. Just means I'm lazy.. or got preoccupied,​ haha, so feel free to drop me a line.
Also... I'm not gonna accept your friend request if you haven't even sent me a message. And, "hi?"​ doesn't count as a message. Make an effort before you request me. Suck it.

Don't be lame. Thanks :)

I took 12 years of Spanish...wh​ich suggests I will understand a bit of what you're saying, but I am by no means an expert!

Sleeping, breathing, living.

I love live music and huge outdoor concerts, stand up comedy, drinking, dancing, in general just being goofy and having fun with my friends. I once wasted an entire week of my life and a decent amount of cash by convincing myself that scrapbooking​ was an awesome idea... I was wrong, so that is definitely not one of my hobbies or interests. :(

-Passion Pit
-Coldplay
-The Black Keys
-Animal Collective
-Dr. Dog
-MSTRKRFT
-Band of Horses
-Phish
-Arctic Monkeys
-Radiohead
-Rage Against the Machine

-Go!
-The Good Girl
-Lords of Dogtown
-Blow
-American History X
-American Beauty
-The United States of Leland
-Trainspotti​ng
-Donnie Darko

-Weeds
-It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia​
-Any terrible reality tv show... especially if it's on vh1

-Running with Scissors
-Catcher in the Rye
-I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell

"I'm too drunk to spit game!" - a wise friend

"If you never take it seriously, you never get hurt. And if you never get hurt, you always have fun." - Almost Famous

"I am prone to envy. It is one of my three default emotions, the others being greed and rage. I have also experienced compassion and generosity, but only fleetingly and usually while drunk, so I have little memory."​ - Augusten Burroughs

"There was madness in any direction, at any hour. You could strike sparks anywhere. There was a fantastic universal sense that whatever we were doing was right; that we were winning."​ - Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas