I have an off the wall sense of humour I love to talk about strange things and debate all manner of subjects  I try to avoid talking about dull stuff like that lump of green putty I found on my shoes today preferring to be more worldly in my thoughts  twoshedslux​ury@bigpond.​com.au

I have been told that I have the heart of a child and infact I do,I keep it in a glass jar on my desk

I would love to talk chat with a female penpal from anywhere of any age, who simply loves a good wacky conversation​ and not limited to mundane topics

I'm an avid reader mostly true stories and true mysteries etc
I'm a big movie buff I love animals and love the country and hope to go on a long caravaning trip one day thru the Outback

none  I absolutely no interest in music what so ever and if you don't believe me then just ask me and I will confirm it :)

Sky Captain   Day  the Earth Stood Still  The Thing

Top Gear  Mythbusters   The Test Card

Old Books I prefer to read anything dog-eared and dusty

We come into this world cold wet and screaming and then it gets worse

There are 3 kinds of people in this world those who can count and those who can't

If at first you don't succeed then Skydiving is not for you

I'm not a Complete Idiot some parts are Missing :)

The Two most abundant elements in the Universe are Hydrogen and Stupidity

The last thing to goes through the mind of a blowfly as it hits the windscreen of a car is it's backside

Kinky is when you tickle your Dick with a Feather,Perv​erted is when you use the whole Chicken

If your looking for Sympathy ? then you'll find it in the Dictionary between "Sh*t"​ and "Syphilis"​