a strapping six- footer of a man,with some change , i maintain my statue of David physique with regular exercise & 1 meal a day, my eyes are hazel ( like the nut ) & my hair colour brown & hair shape like that ed norton, we have yeti in the family which is why i have size 12 feet ( its not true what they say about it either),I am David , i was born in australia 1972 to john & cath a very normal english family,in 1977 i was swushed up in the mania that was Star wars, every figure & every vehicle i had to have. from this early stage my storytelling​ brain kicked in, all throughout my school years it was plain to see, that this kid is missing a few marbles. teachers night consisted of revelation & persecution,​ the teacher would point out that i should concentrate on the here & now & not the fictional, so when she's handed a paper about " what i did on my school holidays ", she should'nt have to read a story of me & my pet tyrannosaurs​ rex ramping through the streets after the school was attacked by aliens,after​ several detailed fights & thus saving the day with my light battleaxe ( basically a lightsabre axe ),my dad found it funny my mum did not. i use to watch the cheesy old black & white horrors on a saturday nite, it was great. i can look back & remember a film & also remember how i felt at the time, my film likes are massive, i have to be honest im not a chick flick type of guy, theres some crap i like but let me explain.... its so crap its funny, if it makes you laugh everytime you watch it, then it isnt wasted in your collection, the films that r crap but you can remember that was the moment when you know what you want to do with your life,travell​ed quite a bit to see whats out there, seen some great sites & been to some places where your first reaction is "stuff that, there's no way im staying there, there's bloody bullet holes up the walls ( on the outside ), the colors of beneton looks like satan's been visiting & he's put his feet up, i mean jesus man , i know i wanted a spiritual journey, but i did'nt actually want to meet god right now", & travelling ive seen some **** so now that ive been there & seen that im now ready , my journey is about to begin so why not make a couple of friends along the way , it can't hurt

people who dont take everything to seriously, especially since im a sagittarian ( i may upset you & not even know it ) we have a habit of speaking the truth, without using tact. we dont mean it upset anyone, were missundersto​od. for instance if anything ive already put annoyed  you  then thumper's mum's philosophy spring's to mind.... you know?

chilling out with my friends, watching films, going out. going to music festivals, going gym, like travelling. love watching vintage old black & white horror films, there so rubbish its funny.

Radiohead, joy division, coldplay, snow patrol, foo fighters, tencious d, the killers, linkin park , ash , bloc party, the pixies ,queens of the stone age , artic monkeys, green day, the strokes, red hot chilli peppers, kasabien, blur , sterophonics​, smashing pumpkins, Marilyn manson & Barry manilow

The lord of the rings , Everything star wars , Spiderman 1 & 2 , Batman begins , Ichi the killer , The ring, Sin city , Desperado , Once upon a time in mexico , Planet terror, Plup fiction , Interview with a vampire , Halloween , Bubba ho- tep , The evil dead saga , Dodgeball , Blades of glory , Anchorman , Borat , The pick of destiny , Spirited away , Kung fu hustle , The pirates saga , Alien , Aliens , Airplane 1 & 2 , South park the movie , Blue harvest , First blood , Rambo , Predator , Silent hill , Jeepers creepers , Sweeney todd , Memento , Ravenous , Gladiator , 300 , 30 days of night , Taxi driver , Old boy , Pan's labyrinth , Natural born killers , The monty pyhon film's , Rocky 1 2 3, 6 , American werewolf in london , Pitch black , Chonicles of riddick , Dog soldiers , Casino royale , The prophecy saga , Any western with clint eastwood , The babycart series , Raiders of the lost ark , Temple of doom , Nacho libre , Team america , The usual suspects , Human traffic , Shaun of the dead , kill bill 1 & 2 , Battle royale , Dogma , Benders big score , The beast with a thousand backs , Bruce lee flicks , Heat , Scarface , Clash of the titan's , The wicker man ( original ) , Rocky horror show , Napoleon dynamite , howls moving castle , stardust , nosfuratu ( 1922 ) , near dark.....

the simpsons, futurama, family guy, Battlestar galattica, Buffy ( dont judge me ), Angel, south park, fawlty towers, monty pyhon's flying circus, the league of gentlemen, garth marenghi's dark place, the office, extra's, tales from the crypt ( cause there rubbish )

David gemmel , terry brooks , j r r tolkien

With great power comes great responsibili​ty, ben parker.                                                                   
yo, she-bitch, let's go. Ash