Hi. I am Graham and I live in England.

Goals and ambitions:
1. To be kicked out of a bookshop for putting all of the bibles in the fiction section.

2: To dress up like the grim reaper and run into an old people's home.


This is me singing a song about Santa Claus...

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I know a tiny amount of Spanish and an even smaller amount of Portuguese..​. help!

Darts, football, playing guitar.

Sublime, Rancid, Weezer, The Offspring, Green Day, Stephen Lynch, Tenacious D, Mad Caddies, Pink Floyd,

I like so many.

Blackadder, peep show, monty python, Jonathan Creek, red dwarf, the simpsons, ripping yarns, QI, Mock the Week, the IT crowd, The Inbetweeners​,black books, all the classic british comedies,

I love Forgotten Realms books.

"A dolphin... that's just a gay shark!"​