Human, two arms, two legs, opposible thumbs, may have cell phone attached to hand or a book to nose.
Hazel eyes, semi-light brown hair. I don't know how tall I am, lets just say not very.
I do not like to be called a JAFA. Because I'm not just another f***ing Aucklander. I am me. And no one else in Auckland is.
I love wolves =D And snow leapords, and kingfishers.​ And mystical animals of course.
I have a bird called frodo, because he is small and useless. But I love him anyway.
I live in New Zealand, and I've never left the north island. Dry eh? I REALLY want to visit London, and maybe live there one day.
I would rather have a holiday in Ireland than like Hawaii.
One of my goals in life is to taste butterbeer. It sounds delicious.
I'm starting Archery this year, it's going to be all ultimate, goddly ood, and completely awesome.
I started ice-skating last year, I can twirl! xD
I love it when it rains, which it is right now despite it being summer, especially that misty sort of rain...
I love getting letters in the mail =)
But I never get letters in the mail =(
hence the need for a penpal.
I know how to say "I hate my sister"​ in german, the only thing I remember from two terms worth of it. Strange that.
My mp3 player contains about three hours worth of Dane Cook =D!
My school is pretty special. We have a farm! In central auckland! Next to a mall! Right next to my house!
It's fair to say I have no need to leave the Mt Albert-Sandr​ingham area.
I love writing, well I love creating characters and developing their personalitie​s in my head. Sort of the reason why I want to be a psychologist​ when I'm older (If the author dream doesn't work out)
I think Coldplay songs are beautiful
My friends call me odd, weird, quirky and one of a kind.

Irn Bru tastes like bubblegum, I love it x)
I'm editing this right now...But people tend to enjoy my profile so I shan't change anymore...

There's more room on this and I'm bored so...Ima waffle some more =D
People on this are all "I love Europe/Green​land/Japan etc"
No one ever says New Zealand D=
*Tear*
I wish someone was excited simply because I'm kiwi =/
I mean, New Zealand is wickedly cool right? Well...you'r​e supposed to think so. The advertising told you to, gawsh.
(And yes I did change my Happy Song)
Man I sound so whiney on this thing...
Whiney writing =D
"More a sleasy remark on her whorish dress, my wires crossed like they'd never done beforeee..."​
Gotta love those darn Brits =D
I'm single but not looking desperately for a relationship​ online. But anything is possible xD

! I Love Angola !
=]


Bored? Read my notes. They're pretty Epic ^^

My current happy song(s):

-Strawberry Swing
-White Shaddows
-Behind The Moon

I heart snail mail! But emails all good too, just no sickos thank you very much. Perverts and such are so not awesome.
I would prefer people on Earth, for postal reasons, but if you're cool enough I can rent a space shuttle. (I have a jar of 10 cent coins that need spending)

Erm...I like german words?
Throw some at me with definitions =)
I do english speak good xD

Reading, writing, drawing, archery, ice-skating,​ badminton, xbox!!, acting, anime, computering,​ skateboardin​g x)

kaiser chiefs, muse, my chemical romance, Tokio Hotel, The wombats, the killers, coldplay,pla​in white t's, snow patrol, arctic monkeys, all american rejects, the dandy warhols, daft punk, foo fighters,  jimmy eat world, goodshirt<​3, Matt Costa, 30 seconds to mars, goodnight nurse, phoenix foundation (Kiwi music= all ultimate much?), the kooks, the vines, metro station,

Recommend a band?

bubbleboy, pirates 1&2, LOTR1&2&​3, spirited away, howls moving castle, the new guy, the breakfast club, starsky and hutch, vanhelsing, Narnia, Donnie darko, the princess bride, anchorman <3, v for vendetta, peter pan, back to the future(all..​obviously)
I like those really dark twisted but beautiful movies aswell..

Scrubs!!!, family guy, lost, house, heroes, Yugioh, pokemon, the mighty boosh, I'm on and off about shortland st, miracles, ghost whisperer, Oh And I Love <3 SUPERNATURAL​ <3, 3rd rock from the sun!, dexter, pushing daisies, Skins (Love you Maxxie ^^), Malcom in the Middle, Pulp Sport (We miss thee..)

eragon, eldest, artemis fowl series, Harry Potter, milkweed, charlie bone series, star girl, half moon investigatio​ns, the supernatrali​st, juggling with manderins, shooting the moon, the karazan quartet (series), larklight, the fire within, the magic faraway tree (lol), Henry Tumour, the dream merchant<​3, deltora quest, Thud!, going postal
I'm a sucker for a good epic fantasy...an​d anything by Terry Pratchett and Eoin Colfer <3

"If you stick a broom up my arse and i could probably sweep the floor, too" said a voice . Moist realized it was his.His brain was a mess. It had come as a shock to find that the afterlife is this one. -Going Postal, Terry Pratchett

Wouldn't it be awesome just to come home and know that somewhere in your place there's a monkey you're gonna battle?-Dane​ Cook

I don't know if I could kill someone with a frozen turkey because that is a lot of evidence to eat.  Unless I found a whole room of people who also wanted that person dead. -Dane Cook

It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life. -Terry Pratchett

In the begining there was nothing, and it exploded. -Terry Pratchett

I wish I had some superpowers.​ I was thinking about that the other day.  Maybe quit comedy, fight some crime. Everybody wants to fly. That's the number one power. If I could grant you a power, "Dane, I'd love to fly."  Yeah? Who the f*** doesn't. Who doesn't want to leave the show tonight and be like, "Alrigh​t I'll catch you guys later."​ *Shwwooosh* and zip up into the skies. "I can show you the world. Shining, shimmering splendor."​
-Dane Cook

Seeing, contrary to popular wisdom, isn't believing. It's where belief stops, because it isn't needed any more.
-Terry Pratchett

If you have to be at work at 8, it's always like, 7:54. Just enough time to do nothing. To just lay there and go, "I can't do anything! I can't even have an English muffin!"​ -Dane Cook

There are, it has been said, two types of people in the world. There are those who, when presented with a glass that is exactly half full, say: this glass is half full. And then there are those who say: this glass is half empty. The world belongs, however, to those who can look at the glass and say: What's up with this glass? Excuse me? Excuse me? This is my glass? I don't think so. My glass was full! And it was a bigger glass!
-Terry Pratchett