Weirdous Weirdo. The Best One. Pure 50% of a man. Misunderstood, drifting fuckinkickasness.

But, don`t be afraid of me. I haven`t learned how to bite people by interpals. Yet.
I`m just a lil`, poor Weirdo who`s really keen on knowing some new creatures all around the world. Really.

Btw. I know, I`m very old, I went skiing with Jesus about 2000 years ago, but I don`t really fancy cybersex with old guys spamming my mailbox with messages like `ohh! U are so sexy, I`d love to **** U!`
Feel free to masturbate while watching my profile photos, but please, don`t let me know about it.
Btw. part 2: .. and all of my Husbands will be jealous.

NewRock shoes, new corset and pink potty.

Box of chocolate cigarettes.

Abilities? ? Grandma Pancake used to say I have a brilliant memory, Mrs. Helga said I am linguistic-talented and my mother thinks I don`t know even an English word.

Requests? ? I want a pair of NewRock shoes.
And I would be reeeeeally gratefull if there were anyone who would be keen on teaching me Finnish *___*
I think Icelandic would be good too. I`m going to buy Iceland, so I`m supposed to know how to greet people and tell them what`s my name, am I not? ?

Living at the busstops, scaring people, diving in bushes, thinking.
Unfortunately, I`m unemployed and it`s not gonna change.

Btw. I drown my sadness in glasses of vodka, they don`t want to die, but I hope they will choke in my cigarette smoke.

A lot.

Btw. take that: http://www.lastfm.pl/user/Erikoistoimitus
It won`t tell You everything, because it`s still young and doesn`t talk to my mp3 player named Vandersexxx and CD player without a name, so be carefull.

Concert DVDs, The Pick Of Destiny and www.sieni.us.
Watched recently: EuroTRip and Ali G.
Ampitious films are too sad for me. I`d rather laugh while and after watching than tire my own tired thoughts with brand new melancholic ideas.

I don`t know how to turn on the tv.
Btw. M. D. House is my husband.

Suffering of Old Weirdo. And anything written by me.

But I don`t think Polish fantasy is so bad. I spent some old nights reading `Witcher` with a lamp hidden under a quilt.

`Everyone has his own lil` / Medium / big Obsession.` - the result of mine and TRinket`s long conversations during shopping.

`I`m not a racist, I hate everyone equally.` - the badge I used to wear on my glove.