I heart you all. send me a message ;D

Heyhey, my name's Josh, and Alfredo Cirilo Clemente Dioniso Sanchez is my spanish alias. I'm 17 and I enjoy feminist parties and giraffes. But seriously i'm friendly, really laid back, spontaneous and funny ;D  I've always wanted to travel and find out different cultures of people so thats why i'm here I guess.. oh and to mock the many 30 something year olds who perv over little girls, 'hello i want friendship u r very hot i want u, i wud trade 4 goats and 2 cows for you in my homeland'

lolwat.

I love to talk for ages, especially about deep meaningful things. You can talk to me about anything and i'll understand (Unless you're like some sort of satanic worshipper who has a fetish for pink rubber and George Michael) I like to listen and be listened to ;p I have an awesome sense of humour and i'm pretty immature but can be serious when needed ^_^

I'm half English and half Irish originally from Birmingham, but my accent isn't that strong so never fear. :p

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I'm 6,1 and have blue/green eyes, pretty tanned and have long hair because i r a crazy rocker ;p I hate smoking, and I don't drink much but I still <3 Jack Daniels and Cider ;D if you want to know more, ask me!

/ Has been voted funniest person they know 5 times, get in.

always looking for new victims ;p

By the way, if I send you random messages relating to Muse don't be scared, I'm just addicted that much lately. ;D

hmm, talkative, interesting and fun girls from everywhere but preferably from EU/US/AUS oh and if you prefer white chocolate, hate tomatoes, think you can make me laugh and love Muse, msg me :p

If you're from Kentucky then message me, best.. accents.. ever.

uhm, I play guitar, which I absolutely lurrrve. and I enjoy going to gym and making people laugh/smile,​ and some sports especially soccer (football damnit >_<)

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AC/DC, Aerosmith, All That Remains, Alter Bridge, Audioslave, Biffy Clyro, Black Sabbath, Black Stone Cherry, Buckethead, Bullet For My Valentine, Children of Bodom, Chris Cornell, Dokken, Dragonforce,​ Dream Theater, Foo Fighters, Guns N' Roses, Helloween, Ill Niño, In Flames, Iron Maiden, Jimi Hendrix, Joe Satriani, John Petrucci, Killswitch Engage, Kings Of Leon, Kiss, Machine Head, Megadeth, Metallica, Muse<3333​333333333333​3333, Motley Crue, Motorhead, Ozzy Osbourne,  Poison, Queens of The Stone Age, Rage Against The Machine, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rush, Saxon, Sanctity, Scar Symmetry,  Skid Row, Slash's Snakepit, Steve Vai, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Stone Sour, Stone Temple Pilots, System of A Down, Tenacious D Trivium, The Sex Pistols, The Ramones,The Strokes, Turbonegro, Van Halen, Velvet Revolver, Whitesnake, Within Temptation, Wolfmother               to name a few ;x

uhh, Sin City, The Breakfast Club, Fight Club, All Naked Gun films, Jay And Silent Bob ;D  Pulp Fiction, most Jim Carey films. Lord of The Rings but pretty much any good comedy film, I don't mind all other types too

Lost, 24, Prison Break, Supernatural​, Family Guy, Reaper, Peep Show, Oz, Heroes, Futurama, Top Gear

Some autobiograph​ies ;)

The only way to move forward on this is to ask yourself, “What would happen if everything I thought was ‘wrong’ was actually ‘right’?”

your mind holds the past, your body holds the present, your soul holds the future