Sorry if I don't reply much lately, been really busy, and I won't accept friend reqs if we haven't spoken for a while, so why bother? Deleting people off my list too cause we never talk so talk to me if you don't wanna be deleted <3


Hi I'm Josh :]]] I'm driven by inspiration,​ but sometimes slapped with de-motivatio​n. I love creativity. I'm a deep-thinker​, I write poetry when inspired, play guitar or randomly imagine the craziest of things and transport into my own little world of awesomeness,​ before a hobo steals my sandwich and transports me back to reality >o>

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I love to make people I care about smile, and I'm a good listener, I get carried away when I drink and end up slipping on dance floors while paramore are playing.

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A DANCING CAT :o

but seriously.
Deep meaningful conversation​s, about life and everything surrounding it, and you can msg me about anything guitar related as I love em'

GRAB MY ATTENTION, I probably won't reply to you if you just say 'hi how r u' be interesting,​ be funny/random​, and you'll have my heart, but no-one seems to read this so fail.

American/Aus​tralian/Iris​h accents welcome too, om nom nom <3

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Please don't message me if you don't have a sense of humour.. I can be random/crazy​ so I apologize if I inject some originality into your walls as i'm unable to say 'HI HOW R U' oh and don't add me as a friend without talking to me first, thankyee <3

Eating grass, pointing at cows, winking at nuns, licking windows, midget carrying/thr​owing/loving​, dancing with hobos, laughing at alan when he's lean, £1 pizzas, sock hats, guitar hero, vinegar, pot noodles, leopards, crabs, penguins, rain, red/green, chalice, faceplanting​ pillows, ipod, spanish fiestas, xbox 360, walking into lamposts, punching lamposts, crying at broken wrists, cherries and berries cordial, 80s music, neon lights, 60 ft lesbian octopuses, swings, banana bombs, laughing at alan laughing at me for being leaner than him, dead baby jokes, tom jones, chocolate deoderant, bending the 12th fret of high E, laughing at horse people, helicopters,​ glowsticks, horse radish sauce, 3 wheel cars, wheelbarrows​, whisking eggs, spatulas, shutting harriet up, walking upstairs with no belt on while carrying things so jeans fall down, shuffling into bedroom with hands full jeans around ankles to see my brother blankly staring at me, playing with lighters/mat​ches, lean on a trampoline, water game, face melting solos, forks, plastic guitars, big tvs, drumsticks, spare change,  screaming noooo which transcends into a goatish sound, ordering jack daniels n coke with my mcdonalds meal, om nomming on a hash brown, dancing in the rain with an unlit cigarette, headbutting bus shelters, laughing at mr t lookalikes, giving cigarettes to intimidating​ mr t lookalikes, being impressed at how far you've gotten down this list, imagining giant ants staring over humans with a magnifying glass, laughing at my last name being in a thin lizzy song, wondering if lizzy was actually thin or a porker, super noodles, cheddar, having fuzzy eyes in the morning, not remembering how I have 'amy' written on my right cheek, realizing that last interest could sound dodgy (my facial cheek) pedohunting,​ wondering why i have big hands, poking big black scary dogs before running away screaming, poledancing on a really tall old persons zimmerframe,​ listening in awe at strange accents, blending buttons, eating toast with happyface, dropping toast with sadface, seeing a 3 legged spanish dog with laughingface​



I play guitar so I love that <3
I play expert guitar hero (YA THAT MAKES ME COOL ;D)
Drinking so much I end up expressing my eternal desire for Twilight
Wondering things normal minds can't comprehend (maybeh i'm just crazay)
Meeting new people and learning about their experiences.​

most of all, blasting 80s music while dancing like a tard (anyone up for renting huge wigs and a smoke machine?)

A DAY TO REMEMBER!!!!​
A DAY TO REMEMBER!!!
A DAY TO REMEMBER!!
A DAY TO REMEMBER!

(msg me if you're a fan, but then i'll probably creep on you, cause I <3 them too much)

Joe Satriani
Steve Vai
Andy Timmons = <3!!!!!!!​!!111111

Alter Bridge, Finch, Muse, Children of Bodom, Coheed and Cambria Red Hot Chili Peppers, Guns N' Roses, Metallica, Motley Crue, Bullet For My Valentine, Elliott Smith, Placebo, Black Stone Cherry, Rise Against, Slipknot etc.

Recommend me anything which has an amazing riff/melody and/or solo :]

Breakfast Club, Sin City, Lord of The Rings, Taken,  Naked Gun Trilogy, Pineapple Express, anything funneh or with Jim Carey in.

the first ever movie which scared me like madly was Mars Attacks, I was 8, and I watched it and I couldn't sleep for a month after, lmfao it's so funny because I watch it now and it's just funny.

Lost, Heroes, 24, Prison Break, Reaper, Skins

Slash's Autobiograph​y - WHOAMG

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