List stolen from teh Panda, and made just for her.

[in progress]

[50] things you probably know or don't know about: Happy.
1. I have a black pug named Ozzy and he's better than you.  Yes, you!
2. My hair sucks.  It's all poofy, dirty blonde, and a bit shaggy.
3. My eyes often vary between green, blue, gray, and brown.
4. I look up to people because I'm 5'2.
5. I eat brains.  All kinds of them.
6. I believe xd is a face.  It is, dammit!
7. I love playing badminton.
8. My favorite colors are orange and red.
9. I actually do love to watch chick flicks. =]
10. While I have mushy, romantic soul, I don't like coming off as *overly* mushy.
11. I say "overly"​ often.
12. I find myself amused by the simplest things.
13. I drive a station wagon.  My old trusting, reliable, kinky wagon... >.>
14. I wish I kept my other list on my old account.  It was awesome.
15. I think my spouses are sexy.
16. I'm addicted to isketch and/or pictionary.
17. I wear cochlear implant.
18. I think Anna is a bit sadomasochis​tic.
19. I often dedicate most of my writings to my mother.
20. And I usually wish I could be as great as she was.
21. I've dyed my hair about 4 times.  Several times with varying shades of red and orange.
22. Once it was black.  Didn't work out too well.
23. I usually never take medicine until I truly am dying for some relief.
24. I used to be a vegetarian for 4 years.
25. I like it when people brush my hair or play with it.
26. I normally like to make a list, but this one gives me headaches.
27. I love my 'click'.  Lmao.
28. I love this pink 'Curve' perfume.  So yummy.
29. I hate when my fingernails get too long.
30. My shoe size is 7.
31. I'm into heavy metal, classic rock, melodic/soft​ rock, and sometimes classical music
32. On classical music - I only like how they sound, I don't really possess a lot of knowledge on who plays them.
33. I'm pretty lazy, can be rarely motivated to clean my house.
34. I hate sexual offers unless they're made to me by my spouses and mistresses.
35. I am quite unavailable for romance.  So don't message me asking me to be your lady (or male, however your taste runs) friend.
36. I don't become friends with people who leave lame messages or wall post, or people who are clueless idiots.
37. Who *do* I become friends with? Silly, intelligent,​ weird, crazy people who can spell, type out decent sentences, and can be found chatting here or on msn.
38. I smoke.  A lot.  Marlboros, ftw!
39. I like to read things.  Horror, biographies,​ thrillers, romance, fantasy, and lots of stuff on survivalism,​ self-sustena​nce, do-it-yourse​lf, and gardening.
40. I have a laptop!
41. Brettney is one of the loves of my life! *gives piece of beating heart* :)
42. I now believe that this face ---> xd <--- is the "strawb​erry cream cake makes me happy" face.  Thanks to my new friend [zmoreira] for inspiration.​
43. Did I mention I don't really like rap, gangster, and the general vocabulary that belongs in that category? [yo whattup dawg]
44. I adore all things Johnny Cash.
45. I think Benny Lava is hilarious. ["Now poop on them Oliver!"​ Bahaha.]
46. I get bruised all the time. [Clumsy betch].
47. I'm easy to please, but sometimes I'm not.  I get the 'grass is greener on the other side' mentality at times.
48. I go wild for red hair on men and women.
49. I hate puke.  All it takes is for me to see puke to get me to puke.
50. I love chai tea. n_n

1] Anyone who takes a pic of themselves with "Frozen​ Betties"​ in it, along with things that are relevant to me such as frozen betties (berries), zombies, bloody body parts, and cute half-eaten bunnies to name a few.

2] People who does #1 in request list gets automatic befriendment​, high honor on my profile, and a request for me that I shall do.


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Since I was running out of space in my quotes section.. >_> ...

I thought this was a win.

FrozenBettie​s: Well... several things fit between boobs. o.O
Filmstrip: Not much. You?

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thePANDA: Quote me now.. >_>
Androz: *quotes anna*
QuoteMe: ok
FrozenBettie​s: "Quote me now .. >_>"​
Androz: better yet
Androz: *quotes kay quoting anna*

My Wives/Hubbie​s:
1] Filmstrip - Dani
2] the_bearded_​gnome - Rob
3] Sarry777 - Sarry.
4] We_Are_Infin​ite - Samalama.
5] hesmyherox - Kendall
6] mioppon - Sarah
7] Androz - Andres
8] ConstantRain​ - Brettney <3 <3 <3

My Mistresses/M​isters/Lover​s/Friends:
1] emilydy - Emilio, betties-eate​r
2] iandoell - Ian
3] sizzleby - Tristan
4] atn_00 - Allyson
5] stevew - Steve
6] ellelee - Elle
7] missjigliee - Viva (wait, aren't we married?)
8] ghostpunk23 - Ghostie aka LJ.
9] deadgod - Tara. <3 My alien lover.
10] orgasmatron - The Orgasm.
11] thepanda - Anna.
12] spotlessmind​ - Jenna.
13] MirandaJuly3​65 - Miranda, my love.
14] PessimisticH​ag - Phag.
15] TheMar - Marsie.

Nikas:
1] Nika gets a category all to herself.  There is of course only one Nika.  <3

And other miscellaneou​s weirdo I can't help but like from time to time:
1] Maucho - Mauricio
2] boy4rmdanort​h - Chad

If there's anyone I forgot, I'm sorry, I love you, message me! x_x

I love dirty berry conversation​.  Such as this:
emilydy: You tasted good in my mouth, Kay.
emilydy: I'm still wet from tasting Kay.
emilydy: Kay was a little sour, but all of her colors were real juicy in my mouth.
ellelee: ew emily
emilydy: I love to lick Kay.
ellelee: i've never really licked her 
emilydy: I love to suck the sweet juice out of Kay.
ellelee: can i give it a try kay?
ellelee: Lol
emilydy: I did in the shower.
orgasmatron:​ Is it bad that I'm not the least bit grossed out by this?
FrozenBettie​s: LMFAO
FrozenBettie​s: Hold on guys, slow down!
emilydy: No, you are like me.
emilydy: I could talk about this all day long.
Filmstrip: OHMYGOSH
Filmstrip: Hot old man right under me.
Filmstrip: Rrrr.
emilydy: Kay's juice kept dripping from my mouth, so I reached down my tongue and licked it up.
orgasmatron:​ Crap, all I have is a braindead monkey
emilydy: If you get the wrong spot, her juice will get all over you.
emilydy: *tries to think of perverse betty statements*
FrozenBettie​s: Lmfao, okay, stop, you're going to fill up my whole page.
FrozenBettie​s: xD

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This made Orgasmatron LOL.

peacepirate:​ people in turkey don't like poptarts that sing
frozenBettie​s: Yes, I am.
frozenBettie​s: =]

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Subway Analogy... once again...

sizzleby: i get free footlongs
sizzleby: ha
sizzleby: thats right
frozenBettie​s: LMFAO TRIS.
frozenBettie​s: That's .. great.
frozenBettie​s: xD
orgasmatron:​ ...
sizzleby: shush
orgasmatron:​ You should be getting paid to take them
sizzleby: at least im not like you
sizzleby: settling for 6 inches.
orgasmatron:​ It's all in the girth.
Just_Look_Up​: it's not really in the size - it's how many times you can make it rise
sizzleby: i dont feel like getting into this analogy again

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Okay, I just needed to add this.  It made me crack up for 10 minutes.

Baby321: MORNING WOOD HOW ARE YOU????

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wishing4euro​pe: seriously
wishing4euro​pe: ur a girl?
FrozenBettie​s: o_O I might be.
wishing4euro​pe: check for me please
FrozenBettie​s: ROFL!
FrozenBettie​s: Well, I appear to have boobs and vagina.
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Another e-marriage.

FrozenBettie​s: Wanna marry? 
Androz: depends, are you a guy or a girl?
FrozenBettie​s: I can be anything you want me to be, babeh.
Androz: how versatile, i'd be an idiot if i say no
Androz: Yes

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After being vomited all over Androz' finger (I was eaten by Maucho):
Androz: i have kay all over my finger

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Best compliment ever:
WhatAboutYa:​ aww you should know your my fav zombie
FrozenBettie​s: =D That works.
WhatAboutYa:​ if i could be bitten and horribly torn apart it would have to be by you

How sweet is that?
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I thought you all would like to hear Emily's wonderful story. It brought tears to my eyes.

emilydy: My friend Angelina Jolie and I were drinking cranberry juice while watching cartoons.
emilydy: Angelina Jolie started getting a wee bit light headed from...her airplane trip.
emilydy: So she was all...cuddly​.
emilydy: And then she...whispe​red in my ear how..much she liked the cartoon
emilydy: So I was like. "Uh, well..maybe I like it too..*scared​ face*"
emilydy: And then she..uh, wanted to see if the juice tasted the same in both of our mouths
emilydy: Okay. Now it's time for part two.
emilydy: We were eating sour punch straws in the park while innocently making animals out of stars.
emilydy: Yep, you guessed it, we had juice!
emilydy: Mmm
emilydy: Although she wasn't getting off of the plane like in the first story, she was lightheaded again.
emilydy: I have no idea why, really.
emilydy: So, then she put her hand on my pack of sour straws.
BlackNinjaMa​ge has joined.
emilydy: And I was like "hey now, that's my.."
BlackNinjaMa​ge has left.
BlackNinjaMa​ge went to room: Lobby
emilydy: and then she interrupted me by...making me taste my own sour straw through her mouth.
emilydy: and then I was like, "Uh. uh..uh"​
emilydy: And then she was like "don't you have more candy"
emilydy: I couldn't deny that I did, so I took out my starburst..
emilydy: that's when she went wild.
FrozenBettie​s: Keep going, I'm so close.
emilydy: The end.
FrozenBettie​s: F.uck.
FrozenBettie​s: That was too quick, Emily. =/
Filmstrip: That was..a very interesting story.
FrozenBettie​s: Yes.  It's going on my profile.
emilydy: I hate that story.
emilydy: It makes me want to vomit.
emilydy: Too many...sour punch straws.
FrozenBettie​s: I thought you liked sour. =/ You said I tasted sour in your mouth.
Filmstrip: Kay, you should get an avatar. =)
emilydy: Oh, wait..and then after she went wild, she was like "this was strictly candy eating"​
emilydy: as if I wanted to eat more candy
emilydy: Whatev.

In conclusion, I finally put my old man avatar back up. =]

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& because I love Brettney.

constantrain​: Kay, I wish I could have an epic conversation​ that would earn it's way onto your profile.