#~About me~#

*Originally American and proud of it(Also Irish and not proud of it ^^)
*Red carded 4 times playing football xD
*Horse racing and football addict
*Friendly
*Modest(This​ one is for you Antjies ^_^)
*Likes inventing new horse racing systems
*RANDOM and slightly eccentric
*2nd last person in the world to get mad at something (Fookie is #1 hehe)
*Irritates Derby County fans by making jokes about their (already relegated) club
*My idols are Rogério Ceni and Anton Marcus (GO JAY PEG !!)
*Likes a good laugh ;)
*Enjoys a slice of cake
*Or two ^_^
*Blessed with the best gf ever

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​Ten volle gekwalifisee​r Afrikaans vertolker​​


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No pervs pleeeease :-)

Horse Racing - I love South African racing lol and racing from far off places such as New Zealand and the USA.Thats not to say I like UK and Irish stuff too ^^

I like cricket (go proteas !)

I have an interest in nearly every soccer league in the world and chances are I support a team near you ^^

I support :
Manchester United in the Premier League
Heerenveen in the Eredivisie
Motherwell in the Scottish League
Fenerbache in the Turkish League
Getafe in La Liga
Central Coast Mariners FC in The Hyundai A League (Australia)
Le Mans in Ligue 1 Orange (France)
Bayer Leverkeusen in the Bundesliga (Germany)
Sao Paulo in the Brazilian League
AS Roma in Serie A (Italy)
A.C Pistoiese in Serie C1 (Italy) ^^
East Fife in the Scottish 2nd Division :)
Sprint/Jeløy​ in the Norweigan 2nd Division
Floriana in the Maltese 1st Division
Cercle Bruges in the Belgian League
FC Torpedo Moscow in the Russian First Division

​Anneke​ I love you​​

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​When​ enough is enough !​​   Visit Eskomplain​

Why boys love girls?
Here are a few reasons
why guys like girls:


1.
They will always smell good
even if its just shampoo


2.
The way their heads always
find the right spot on our shoulder


3.
How cute they look when they sleep


4.
The
ease!! In which they fit into our arms

5.
The way they kiss you and

all of a sudden everything
is right in the world

6.

How cute they are when they eat

7.
The way they take hours

to get dressed
but in the end
it makes it all worth while

8.

Because they are
always
warm!! Even when it’s minus 30 outside

9.

The way they look good
no matter what they wear

10.

The way they fish for compliments
even though you both know that you
think she's the most
beautiful thing on this earth


11.
How cute they are when they argue

12.

The way her hand always finds
yours

13.
The way they smile


14.
The way you feel
when you see their name
on the call ID
after you just had a big fight


15.
The way she says
"lets not fight anymore"​­
even though you know that

an hour later....

16.
The way they kiss when

you do something nice for them

17.
The way they kiss you
when you say
"I love you"


18.
Actually ...
just the way they kiss you...


19.
The way they fall into your arms
when they cry


20.
Then the way they apologize
for crying over something that
silly

21.
The way they hit you
and expect it to hurt


22.
Then the way they apologize
when it does hurt.

(even though we don't admit it)!


23.
The way they say
"I miss you"


24.
The way you miss them

25.

The way their tears
make you want to
change the world
so that it
doesn't hurt her anymore.....​­
Yet regardless
if you love them,
hate them,
wish they would die
or
know that you would die

without them ...
it matters not.
Because once in your life,
whatever they were to the world
they become everything to you.
When you look them in the eyes,
traveling to
the depths of their souls

and
you say a million things
without trace of a sound,
you know that your own life
is inevitable consumed
within the rhythmic beatings
of her very heart.
We love them for a million reasons,

No paper would do it justice.
It is a thing not of the mind
but
of the heart.
A feeling.
Only felt

*Poker after dark
*Copa Libertadores​
*Champions League
*Super 14
* :58 Flat
*Campeonato Paulista
*Premier League
*Air Crash Investiagtio​n
*La Liga
*The Replacements​
*Kim Possible
*Spongebob Squarepants

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As I said I'm a bit of a random guy so here are some totally useless random facts xD

************​*******Rando​m Facts*******​************​******

@ In Haiti, only 1 out of every 200 people own a car.

@ Heineken beer is designed to 'foam' for exactly 5 minutes.

@  Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure

@ Jimmy Carter is the first U.S. President to have been born in a hospital

@The University of Alaska stretches over 4 time zones.

@Antarctica is a desert.

@ This year, more than 2.5 million books will be shipped with the wrong covers !

@ 45.2% of people admit to peeing in the shower.

@ One in three snake bite victims is drunk. One in five is tatooed

@ If you flip a coin ten times, the odds against its coming up with the same side showing each time are 1,023 to 1.

@ Attics were invented in a place called Attica

@ Frozen lobsters can come back to life when thawed!

@ No matter how cold it gets, gasoline will not freeze.

@ The Atlantic Ocean is saltier than the Pacific Ocean.

@ An albatross can sleep while it flies !

@ Pluto is NOT a planet

@ The word 'gymnasium' comes from the Greek word gymnazein which means 'to exercise naked.'

@ A rat can go without water longer than a camel can.

@ It is estimated that at any one time, 0.7% of the world's population are drunk.

@ Coconuts kill more people in the world than sharks do. Approximatel​y 150 people are killed each year by coconuts.

@ Armadillos can get leprosy.

@ The G in 'g-string' stand for groin.

@ A man named Charles Osborne had the hiccups for approximatel​y sixty-nine years.

@ At horse race tracks, the favorite wins fewer than 30% of the time!

@ Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenousl​y.

@ The most common time for a bank robbery is Friday, between 9 and 11 a.m. The least likely time is Wednesday, between 3 and 6 p.m.

@ The number of births that occur in India each year is higher than the entire population of Australia.

@ Men are 6 times more likely to be struck by lightning than women

@ 1/3 of Taiwanese funeral processions include a stripper.

@ Traces of cocaine were found on 99% of UK bank notes in a survey in London in 2000.

@ Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

@ All bonobo chimpanzees are bisexual!

@ French was the official language of England for over 600 years

@ Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.

@ More Monopoly money is printed in a year, than real money printed throughout the world.

@ Frozen lobsters can come back to life when thawed!

@ A peanut is not a nut. It is a legume

@ It is illegal for tourists to enter Mexico with more than 2 CD's!


************​**Random US state laws and facts*******​**********

@ In Massachusett​s, It is illegal to go to bed without first having a full bath.

@ In Florida, Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging.

@ Three Mile Island is only 2 1/2 miles long.

@ The estimated number of M&M's sold each day in the United States is 200,000,000

@ It's illegal in Alabama to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church

@ In Idaho, it is illegal to give someone a box of candy that weighs more than 50 pounds !

@ In Kentucky, it is illegal to carry ice-cream in your back pocket.

@ By law, in Bourbon, Mississippi,​ one small onion must be served with each glass of water in a restaurant.

@ In Kentucky, It's illegal to fish in the Ohio River in Kentucky without an Indiana Fishing License.

@ If Manhattan had the same population density as Alaska, there would only be 15 people living there.

@ There are 11 towns in the U.S. named Moscow!

*** Note to Fookie : Macs suck ! :)) ***

Frustrated English speaking South African to an Afrikaans speaking petrol pump attendant :"Dit is fo**en duidelik dat jy FO**OL van Engels weet"

"Friend​ship is like a violin; the music may stop now and then, but the strings will last forever."​­