Have a friend from Canada ... told me I was cranky .. old .. so .. guess the name fits ... women, what do they know ... lol

Outdoor activities .. traveling .. sports ..

Like all types .. depends on the mood

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't  more people happy?

You may be only one person in the world,  but you may also be the world to one person.

   Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.

   Don't cry because it's over;   smile because it happened.

If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

  If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

   Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.

   Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.

   It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

   A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.

   Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you left open.

   Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.

    Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled by their maker.

   Eat a live toad in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day.

   Never buy a car you can't push.

   Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you don't have a leg to stand on.

   Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

   The early worm gets eaten by the bird,  so sleep late.

   When everything's​ coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

   Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the longer you live.

   Ever notice that the people who are late are often much jollier than the people who have to wait for them?