Guardian07

(Guardian) 38 y.o., Male

Last logged in 38 minutes ago
Last updated at 5:36am GMT on November 20, 2009
Joined on August 6, 2007
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About Me:




TO MY PERSONAL  STALKER ​  Keep messaging, I always Yawn when Im interested  lol   







​WHY  do  friends say if i didnt like you I wouldnt be talking to you now. That mean they might change their minds later lol

​ Do  many friendships  evolve from conversation​al beginnings  such as  " hey  beautiful"​ ," you have gorgeous eyes" .  How many have you got?  :P

​ Why do some people request that you be cute or good looking as chat friends? even serial killers are cute  :P

Why​  is it when peoples cell phones arent working  they say its being GAY? How  do you tell the sexual preference of a phone? lol

​ Wouldnt it be fun  if heaven had a penpal site  and you can block the same people you did on earth lol


​ Welcome to my realm :P






Hello Humans !      Im a    Hyper,    Sensitive, Open minded  Cancerian​ but enough about me lets talk MORE about me . Yes conceited too lol
I was too much of  a day dreamer at school , my own parents encouraged me to run away from home!  Im still not allowed back!:P


I love life ​   , am energetic, creative , sarcastic ,  very Philisophica​l and like  challenging myself!  I just wish I could  remember what i did  that was so challenging.​... :)

Im a firm believer in Positive thinking   and negativity to be  a waste of  time ! So if you  havent got anything good to say about anyone, come and sit by me  :)
I dont have an iphone, dvd player or video camera, I prefer all my material wealth to be in the antique lifestyle  lol


Healthwise  My Doctor says   I should excercise and make love more...I said  "Doctor​ I cant do both ! "  Good grief!
Actually the only person I trust with my health is the person who makes my daily SUBWAY!   mmmmmmm   SUBWAY! ! :P


So instead   I like  biking &  working   out in a Gym and have an IMPERSONAL TRAINER! We meet in the Gym, we dont talk, he works out alone and I go home ! Charming :)

​  Socially I like  ​  Dinners,  Movies,    Parties, Clubs ,  Pole Dancing !  Well  how else do you think I keep my self in shape  :P 
I  adore indulging in good wine   while trying to  singing at a piano bar. They say Karaoke is gods way of saying youve drunk too much :)


I write  poetry    , screenplays and  enjoy reading  on paranormal and Psychology,   particulary on psychoanalys​is which has explained alot of my parents behaviour :)

Im very much into DREAM INTERPRETATI​ONS ​   so if you wish to have yours done  drop me a line!  If  you have any Paranormal tales to tell me id love to hear them ! But your  dates dont count :P

When Im  really bored ​  and in need of a good laugh,  I like  to watch videos of  Super Models tripping  over on the catwalk!  Seriously !    I also love going on Blind Dates! Ive had so many I should get a free dog! :)

I like random people ​  and Im quite random myself ... I feel sorry for traffic lights, they always get abused by total strangers and no one ever says hello to them....so today do something special and say hi to one   :P

Love my food  , especially a nice aussie roast! But Vegetarians have me stumped! Most vegetarians I ever see look enough like their food to be classed as cannibals  ewww.... 

Im an Environmenta​list and animal lover ,  but I have a soft spot for Insects! I hope that when they take over the world they will remember with appreciation​ how we  took them along on all our picnics :)

Dont​ ask me what I do for work , im quite the nomadic , I dont have a steady work history but I have an excellent work ethic!  I always arrive late  for work but I make up for it by leaving early !
Cheers! :)






​ One of my closest  interpals,  Stella who was known as Burcu was murdered on the 19/3/09  taken from life prematurely.​  She exhibited a  unique energy , beautiful warmth and a genuine personality of what you look for in a penpal  &  I'll  miss her as Im sure all those she touched. Rest easy sweetie, we'll have that drink one day I promise .      (hug)       ---(--(@   

Requests:

​ NO  NEANDERTHAL  MALES! ​  so far the males here   Iive seen  before    but I had to pay admission  then , but surprise me :)

​ NO  FEMALES WITH FAKE MODEL PICS!
Id join the chorus of blind males  telling you how "HOT"​  you are &  "WOULD YOU BE MY FRIEND"​    so I can see how it feels to be a moron but  my I.Q  would drop 10 points !


​ ONLY  PEOPLE   ​ who   are   stimulating ,creative ,  witty  & not of the fatal attraction types   :P 







​ LIFE  ON THE WORLD WIDE WEB


  CHAT FRIENDS   ​ Why would anyone add a person who has 200 plus friends already ? They dont need more friends they  need   counselling :)


INTERPAL PICS ​: Why cant I find an american pictured in front of Disney land or a Frenchman in front of the Eiffel tower  or an Italian standing in front of  the Coloseum? Why are so many Interpals taking pics in their bathrooms :P 

​ MODEL LOOKING FEMALES ​:   hilarious how these  females describe themselves as    " IM HOT, LUV TO PARTY, SHOP AND BOYS" . Requesting  people to : "  DONT CALL ME BABE, CUTE OR SEXY , LOOKING FOR INTELLIGENT CONVERSATION"​   Is that a contradictio​n or what :) 

​ CHAT PEOPLE ​:  Why would you thank someone for viewing your profile who didnt message you? They obviously werent interested which makes them even less interested when you actually  post them to thank them for looking, making you more of the loser !  :)

​ FAKES​:  True story: A male faking to be a lesbian fell in love with another male fake lesbian online.  Bizarre liason ! moral of story, know who you chat to :)

CHAT PEOPLE​: How does a person look at a pretty  pic of a person and just wish for them to be their friend? Even serial killers can be good looking :)

  CHAT ROOMS :​ Imagine    a singles  bar   where everyone is hot, horny and blind - that in a  nut shell is the attraction of  chat rooms! People can ditch real names in favour of  2cooldude  or sexylady, it takes lying to a new level :P

  COMPUTER GEEK!​  You know your a geek when you havent played solitaire with real cards for years :)



​ POLITICAL ISSUES that im  pro active about!




  ISRAEL FOR ISRAELIS AND PALESTINIANS​! ​  I​ think its time to put women in charge of this! That way  there would be no wars but just intense negotiations​ every 28 days :P

HUNTING! ​ I used to ask why people had deer heads on their walls and they always said that they were beautiful animals! I said I think my mother is attractive but I have photographs of her!  :)

​ ABOLISH THE MONARCHY!!! ​   ....I mean really,  Queen Elizabeth is the head of a dysfunctiona​l family and if she lived on a council estate shed probably be in council care! :)



WHAT​ IT MEANS TO ME TO BE AN AUSTRALIAN..​....



ONL​Y IN AUSTRALIA
~  Can a pizza get to your house faster then an ambulance!
~  Do supermarkets​  make sick people walk all the way  to the back to get their prescription​s while healthy people can buy their cigarettes at the front!
~ Do Banks leave both doors open and chain the pens at the counters?
~ Do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars on the drive way and lock our junk and cheap lawn mowers in the garage!
~ Do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we wont miss calls from someone we didnt want to talk to in the first place? haha



​  ADVICE  FOR PEOPLE  WITH FAKE  MODEL PICS:  Therapy can  assist with your insecurities​.  Save embarrassing​ yourself & Hurting others by  making real friends .

​  ADVICE FOR   MALES  EXPOSING THEIR ANATOMY  TO FEMALES: Guys , guys, did you ever wonder what life would be like if you had enough oxygen at birth ?

Interests, Hobbies, etc.:

Sending Postcards & receiving them  from stalkers  worldwide lol ​   POLE DANCING (I cam for my friends my dancing abilities:) ) Writing screenplays,​ reading and studying Morse Code   Dit dot dot dit.... that means Im hungry lol
Pro active in Environmenta​l and Human rights issues &  Stamp collecting!  ...  Yes  I had a boring childhood :)



My favourite hobby   is to watch   YOUNG STARLETS mastering the art of being a Hollywood celebrity by drunkedly falling out of their dresses from their limos and feuding with relatives ..GO BRITNEY :)

Favorite Music:

ABB​A   AEROSMITH  BEE GEES   BIG COUNTRY   BLONDIE     ELO ,  BEATLES   CHEAP TRICK CHICAGO   FLEETWOOD MAC       ELVIS      DURAN DURAN   HUMAN LEAGUE    JOURNEY   DEAN MARTIN    GEORGE MICHAEL   JONI MITCHELL   SUZI QUATTRO   ZAGER & EVANS,​  MAMAS AND THE PAPAS 

Favorite Movies:

SOM​EWHERE IN TIME​  PLANET OF THE APES 1968    OMEGA MAN  1971    THE ELEPHANT MAN 1981   GOODBYE MR CHIPS  1939    THE SEARCHERS 1956  MAGNIFICENT SEVEN 1960    TOMBSTONE 1993  ADVENTURES OF HUCKLEBERRY FINN  1931  CONAN THE BARBARIAN 1982   TERMINATOR 1984 TERMINATOR 2 1994      FAREWELL TO ARMS 1957  IN LOVE AND WAR 2002     THE 300 SPARTANS 1964   THE LAST COMMAND 1955 GALLIPOLI 1981  THE PATRIOT 2001 BRAVEHEART 1995    PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN  THE MUMMY MOVIES ( BERENDAN FRASER ROCKS!)

Favorite TV Shows:

DR​ WHO​ (current series)  , I DREAM OF JEANIE  ,  GILLIGANS ISLAND  , THE BRADY BUNCH  ,  LOST IN SPACE  ,   SIMPSONS ,   MIND YOUR LANGUAGE   ,  SUPERNATURAL​, MEDIUM, COLD CASE   :P

Favorite Books:

SHO​RTEST BOOK EVER WRITTEN   - everything men know about women  CONSPIRACY THEORIES    -A Guide to Arab Democracies   LOL    PARANORMAL Mike Tysons guide to Dating ettiquete  :)    SUPERSTITION​ Popular Lawyers MYSTERIES - Amelias Earhearts guide  to the Pacific ocean 

Favorite Quotes:

BE​ NICE TO CHAT FRIENDS OR THEYLL STALK YOU LATER  LOL "

THE GREATEST REVENGE    IS DOING WHAT OTHERS SAY YOU CANNOT DO "

A REAL FRIEND IS ONE WHO WALKS IN WHEN THE REST OF THE WORLD WALKS OUT" (stella  2009 R.I.P)


BE NICE TO YOUR KIDS   - THEYLL CHOOSE YOUR NURSING HOME!"

FRIENDSHIP​ IS    WHAT YOU HAVE LEFT AFTER YOUR LOOKS ARE GONE"

  TRULY GREAT FRIENDS   ARE HARD TO FIND , DIFFICULT TO LEAVE, AND IMPOSSIBLE TO FORGET"​

ASPIRE​ TO BE SOMEONES LOVE   NOT LOVER "

HUMOUR LASTS WHERE AS BEING A STUD EVERYTHING DROPS EVENTUALLY AS I  WAS TOLD BY A NURSE LOL "

I LIKE MY FRIENDS   NOT ONLY FOR WHAT THEY ARE, BUT FOR WHAT I AM WITH THEM"


HATE    ISNT A NATURAL EMOTION, ITS TAUGHT"​  (my friend brooke)

THE HUMAN HEART IS MORE POWERFUL THEN WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION  "


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