Out here on the perimeter
I am friendly,  childish,­ easy going, silly sense of humor,  semi romantic, go­od listener and pretty much a good all around  guy, my ex girl friend says so. I like to live my life to the fullest, at least as full as my  student loans and grants allow me to(is anyone reading this?).

There is a little place in the jumbled sock drawer of my heart where you match up all the pairs, throw out the ones with holes in them, and buy me some of those neat dressy ones with the weird black and red geometrical designs on them. If thats you - lets talk

My requests are simple and few:  NO ONE FROM AFRICA, lifetime supply of butterfinger​ candybars,  very short (<5')  friends, a sausage tree, and an alarm clock that will wake me up with a sexy voice, "Good morning studmuffin hunkorama, it's time".

I need a lifemate to help dig foxholes, make bombs, forage abandoned cities, determine which mutant plants are edible, clean and load machine guns, lay booby traps and stitch flesh. Armageddon won't be any fun to face alone. Don't blame me. I voted Palin.

Swim, hike, read, write, surf the net, ski, take care of Danny.

Floyd, Cars, the Doors, Creed, Blunt, Lemon Drops, Blue October, Rush, Future Ex-Wifes

The Deer hunter, Event Horizion, Open Range, Once upon a time in the West, Tarantino movies

Glenn Beck

Blood on the beach
Danny for Dummies

"Charli​e bit my finger"​

"It is better to die like a tiger than live like a pussy"  Balls of Fury

"tongue​ tied twisted earthbound misfit - I"   Rodger Waters