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(Helen Back, duuh!) 40 y.o., Female Last logged in 9 hours ago
Last updated at 6:08pm
BST on June 20, 2008
Joined on March 18, 2008
It is 11:46 pm (BST) in Helen_Back's chosen time zone.
About Me:
I'm a little teapot, short and stout...
Requests:
Oooooooh, anything by System Of A Down please...
I'll talk to anyone..male, female,alien from Mars,Jupiter or Uranus (snicker) as long as they're not mad in the clinical sense :o) and I'll reply to most messages (unlike some ignoramuses, meh!) as long as they're not toooo weird....I like to have a giggle but I can do serious too.... *-*
It's not always easy for me to get online (I DO have a life apart from here!) but I will always get back to you...unless I find you highly irritating, hehe.. ;) but most people I've met on here are LUVVERLEY! MWAH!!
So stop by for a slice of tea and cup of cake, I don't bite...well, not hard anyway... ;)
Puhlease don't give me any hassle~for I am a master of Origami! Wataaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!! *assumes stance*
*Applies liberal amounts of double strength anti weirdo/spammer and other annoying tw*t spray*~NEW! From BLAMMO!
If you want to give me a bajillion pounds/dolloos/gold bars/Snickers bars etc, cos a member of your family was run over by a herd of stampeding glove puppets, then please just donate it to charidee...
PEEEE ESSSSSS...I'm already married so no more proposals pwiddy pwease...unless of course you're Johnny Depp *purrrrrrr*
I'll talk to anyone..male, female,alien from Mars,Jupiter or Uranus (snicker) as long as they're not mad in the clinical sense :o) and I'll reply to most messages (unlike some ignoramuses, meh!) as long as they're not toooo weird....I like to have a giggle but I can do serious too.... *-*
It's not always easy for me to get online (I DO have a life apart from here!) but I will always get back to you...unless I find you highly irritating, hehe.. ;) but most people I've met on here are LUVVERLEY! MWAH!!
So stop by for a slice of tea and cup of cake, I don't bite...well, not hard anyway... ;)
Puhlease don't give me any hassle~for I am a master of Origami! Wataaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!! *assumes stance*
*Applies liberal amounts of double strength anti weirdo/spammer and other annoying tw*t spray*~NEW! From BLAMMO!
If you want to give me a bajillion pounds/dolloos/gold bars/Snickers bars etc, cos a member of your family was run over by a herd of stampeding glove puppets, then please just donate it to charidee...
PEEEE ESSSSSS...I'm already married so no more proposals pwiddy pwease...unless of course you're Johnny Depp *purrrrrrr*
Interests, Hobbies, etc.:
Giraffe juggling, mouse wrestling, going fly fishing with J.R Hartley
Favorite Music:
SOAD, Korn, Deathstars, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, The Cure, Rammstein, Spineshank,Dead Kennedys,Linkin Park, Foo Fighters,We Are Scientists, I have been known to listen to other stuff too, but not overly keen on p(l)op or (c)rap
;)
;)
Favorite Movies:
Ace Ventura, Evil Dead Trilogy, Shaun of The Dead, Bad Taste, Braindead, (the Peter Jackson one, not the amazingly naff one)Final Destination, The Crow,Monty Pythons Holy Grail, 28 Weeks Later,Full Metal Jacket,Sleepy Hollow,Terminator trilogy, Tim Burton films, Waynes World, Matrix,Alien,Hot Fuzz,Scary Movie, Naked Gun, Airplane!, Back To The Future...anything with Sir Johnny (Phwooooaaaaaarrrrr!!) Depp in, most action, sci fi or horrors, can't be doing with mushy love films! Yack!!
Favorite TV Shows:
The Mighty Boosh, Young Ones, Little Britain, Black Books, Spaced, Red Dwarf, Bottom, Futurama,Heroes,Blackadder, Family Guy, Simpsons, South Park,Father Ted, IT Crowd,Never Mind The Buzzcocks (with Mark Lamarr,Simon just ain't the same!!) Casualty,Hitchikers Guide To The Galaxy (hands up who remembers THAT!!) Waterloo Road,Ren and Stimpy, Pinky and The Brain, Spongebob, hehe.....Angry Kid, Happy Tree Friends...not technically tv programmes but bladdy good! And I love anything with Ross Noble or Bill Bailey, mmmmm mmmmmm!!
Favorite Books:
My first ABC(illustrated), Spot and the 'operation' (muwuhahahahaaaa), Jelly Juggling For Beginners,Flopsy The Bunny And His Evil Plans To Take Over The World.
Favorite Quotes:
I want chicken, I want liver, meow mix meow mix please deliver.
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
What's the speed of dark?
It's clearly a budget.It's got a lot of numbers in it.
I know the human being and fish can co-exist peacefully.
He who farts in church sits in own pew.
Smile.People will wonder what you've been upto.
Everyone has a photographic memory, just not everyone has film.
Suck my spinning steel s**thead!
I'm a Derek, and Derek's don't run!
This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.
Hello, 911? Yeah,it's Quagmire... it's stuck in a window this time. ...
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
What's the speed of dark?
It's clearly a budget.It's got a lot of numbers in it.
I know the human being and fish can co-exist peacefully.
He who farts in church sits in own pew.
Smile.People will wonder what you've been upto.
Everyone has a photographic memory, just not everyone has film.
Suck my spinning steel s**thead!
I'm a Derek, and Derek's don't run!
This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.
Hello, 911? Yeah,it's Quagmire... it's stuck in a window this time. ...
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