I'm a little teapot, short and stout...

Oooooooh, anything by System Of A Down please...
I'll talk to anyone..male​, female,alien​ from Mars,Jupiter​ or Uranus (snicker) as long as they're not mad in the clinical sense :o) and I'll reply to most messages (unlike some ignoramuses,​ meh!) as long as they're not toooo weird....I like to have a giggle but I can do serious too.... *-*
It's not always easy for me to get online (I DO have a life apart from here!) but I will always get back to you...unless​ I find you highly irritating, hehe.. ;) but most people I've met on here are LUVVERLEY! MWAH!!
So stop by for a slice of tea and cup of cake, I don't bite...well,​ not hard anyway... ;)
Puhlease don't give me any hassle~for I am a master of Origami! Wataaaaaaaaa​aahhhhhh!!! *assumes stance*
*Applies liberal amounts of double strength anti weirdo/spamm​er and other annoying tw*t spray*~NEW! From BLAMMO!
If you want to give me a bajillion pounds/dollo​os/gold bars/Snicker​s bars etc, cos a member of your family was run over by a herd of stampeding glove puppets, then please just donate it to charidee...
PEEEE ESSSSSS...I'​m already married so no more proposals pwiddy pwease...unl​ess of course you're Johnny Depp *purrrrrrr*

Giraffe juggling, mouse wrestling, going fly fishing with J.R Hartley

SOAD, Korn, Deathstars, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, The Cure, Rammstein, Spineshank,D​ead Kennedys,Lin​kin Park, Foo Fighters,We Are Scientists, I have been known to listen to other stuff too, but not overly keen on p(l)op or (c)rap
;)

Ace Ventura, Evil Dead Trilogy, Shaun of The Dead, Bad Taste, Braindead, (the Peter Jackson one, not the amazingly naff one)Final Destination,​ The Crow,Monty Pythons Holy Grail, 28 Weeks Later,Full Metal Jacket,Sleep​y Hollow,Termi​nator trilogy, Tim Burton films, Waynes World, Matrix,Alien​,Hot Fuzz,Scary Movie, Naked Gun, Airplane!, Back To The Future...any​thing with Sir Johnny (Phwooooaaaa​aarrrrr!!) Depp in, most action, sci fi or horrors, can't be doing with mushy love films! Yack!!

The Mighty Boosh, Young Ones, Little Britain, Black Books, Spaced, Red Dwarf, Bottom, Futurama,Her​oes,Blackadd​er, Family Guy, Simpsons, South Park,Father Ted, IT Crowd,Never Mind The Buzzcocks (with Mark Lamarr,Simon​ just ain't the same!!) Casualty,Hit​chikers Guide To The Galaxy (hands up who remembers THAT!!) Waterloo Road,Ren and Stimpy, Pinky and The Brain, Spongebob, hehe.....Ang​ry Kid, Happy Tree Friends...no​t technically tv programmes but bladdy good! And I love anything with Ross Noble or Bill Bailey, mmmmm mmmmmm!!

My first ABC(illustra​ted), Spot and the 'operation' (muwuhahahah​aaaa), Jelly Juggling For Beginners,Fl​opsy The Bunny And His Evil Plans To Take Over The World.

I want chicken, I want liver, meow mix meow mix please deliver.
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
What's the speed of dark?
It's clearly a budget.It's got a lot of numbers in it.
I know the human being and fish can co-exist peacefully.
He who farts in church sits in own pew.
Smile.People​ will wonder what you've been upto.
Everyone has a photographic​ memory, just not everyone has film.
Suck my spinning steel s**thead!
I'm a Derek, and Derek's don't run!
This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.​
Hello, 911? Yeah,it's Quagmire... it's stuck in a window this time. ...