<< I've moved the list of shame to the notes section... now it can grow unrestrained​, and attain it's full potential as the literary masterwork it was always destined to become >>
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I would love to chat with anyone from a different country via Email or MSN. Either just casual talking, or a long term friendship. I can only speak English, and a little bit of Russian.

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So I thought I would describe my display picture, to give some measure of my personality.​ We actually their are four display pictures. I figured that would quadruple my chances of someone deciding to message me.... in addition to offering 4x the proof that I'm not a crazy old sex offender.

In the top left, I am glaring at my mysteriously​ empty wine glass, wondering who drank it all. I suspect the French.

Next, on the top right I am having a moment with my cat. Her name is tiki, and it looks like she is rolling her eyes at the stupid human who woke her up to have a little photo sesh.

Lower left I am with my cat tiki again. Who is now seriously contemplatin​g suicide in order to get away from her annoying owner. Oh and I am wearing a beanie, I wear it everyday- it's made of 50% possum fur. Those bastаrds are good for something.

Lastly in the bottom right you can see me experimentin​g with fire + camera in the depths of night. A healthy hobby, most psychologist​s would agree.
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To digress slightly,

It's curious, but why are there so many seedy fuсkwits on this website??? So many people leave messages on girls profiles like 'hello ur pritty eyes msg me'- if you are going to be a sex offender then at least use proper grammar. Furthermore,​ why do males find it neccessary to take photos of themselves without a shirt on? .... it doesn't advertise their ability to maintain an erection, rather, it makes everyone wonder what sort of pretentious dick head feels the need to pose topless on a pen-pals website.

If you fill any of the following categories, then make sure you drop me a message.
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I especially want to talk to you if:

#: You are from Russia, I love Russia and Russians!!!
#: You can lick your elbow.
#: You are rich and in a charitable mood.
#: You are generally just an awesome person.
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I definitely want to debate with you if:

#: You are a creationist.​ I would really like to 'discuss' Noah's Ark.
#: You belive in Crystal Healing, Psychic readings or any New Age crap like that.
#: You think America won Vietnam.
#: You support the Iraq war.
#: You are TotalPackage​.
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Please don't send me a message saying

'hi, i wnt to be ur freind'

And I'd really like it if we could talk a bit over interpals, otherwise msn just bogs down into an awkward series of

'Hey what's up?'
'Nothing much, you?'
'Yeah, good good'

#Likes#
- Reading
- Drinking
- Parties
- History
- Russian History
- Rusian Culture
- Russian Music
- Russian Language
- Everything Russian
- Green Tea
- Riot Police
- Musical Theatre
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#Dislikes#
- Hippies
- Guns
- Clubs
- Possums
- Paris Hilton/Linsa​y Lohan/Other skanks...
- Creationists​
- Neocons
- Popes
- Emo/Goths/Wh​atever
- Mormons
- Scientologis​ts
- New Age Вullshit
- Almost Everthing.

LOLZ b00ks r borng, i dun relly reed dem much .
^------ Just joking. I kill people like that.

In all seriousness though. If that is you then I'm not, and will never, be your friend. I can already tell how different our personalitie​s are.

If you 'don't make time for books' or they 'have too many words' then I don't like you. Don't talk to me.

Personal mottos of mine, I live my life be these three simple rules:

1. "I'll do it later"

2. "Egh, fuсk it"

3. "Howeve​r bad things are, some poor bastard has it worse"

They tend to follow each other, in that order...