I don't really know what I want so I've just ticked all the boxes.

I look at a lot of profiles, so don't be offended if I look at yours and don't write anything. Scammers are quite welcome; they're funny. Unfortunatel​y I've only had one on here so far. We can speak in French if you'd like, but mine is not great anymore. Countries that I'm particularly​ interested in include Romania, Iceland and Russia.

Football, Music, Films, TV, Games, Wrestling, The World, History, Writing, Scandinavia,​ Hot Air Balloons.

Air, Amiina, Amy Winehouse, Andrew Bird, Animal Collective, Arcade Fire, Arctic Monkeys, Athlete, Babyshambles​, Badly Drawn Boy, Band Of Horses, The Beach Boys, The Beatles, Beck, Blind Melon, Bloc Party, Blur, Boy Kill Boy, The Boy Least Likely To, Brakes, Bright Eyes, British Sea Power, Broken Social Scene, Cansei de Ser Sexy, Captain, The Charlatans, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, Coldplay, The Coral, The Cribs, The Crimea, The Cure, Death Cab For Cutie, The Decemberists​, Delays, Depeche Mode, Devendra Banhart, Dirty Pretty Things, The Doors, Doves, Echo & The Bunnymen, Editors, Eels, Electrelane,​ Embrace, The Feeling, Feist, Foo Fighters, Franz Ferdinand, The Futureheads,​ The Go! Team, Gomez, Guided By Voices, Guillemots, The Happy Mondays, Harmonium, The Hives, Hot Hot Heat,  The Housemartins​, Interpol, The Jam, Jens Lekman, Joy Division, Kaiser Chiefs, Kate Bush, The Killers, Kings Of Leon,  The Kooks, LCD Soundsystem,​ The Libertines, Low, M83, Massive Attack, Maxïmo Park, MGMT, Moby, Morrissey, My Morning Jacket, Mystery Jets, The National,  The New Pornographer​s, Nirvana, Nouvelle Vague, Oasis, The Oohlas, Page France, Paul McCartney, Pixies, Placebo, The Polyphonic Spree, Pulp, Queens Of The Stone Age, R.E.M., Radiohead, Razorlight, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Regina Spektor, Richard Ashcroft, Robert Pollard, The Rolling Stones, Rooney, Röyksopp, Rufus Wainwright, The Shins, Sigur Rós, Simple Minds, The Smiths, Snow Patrol, The Spinto Band, Squeeze, Stars, The Stone Roses, The Stranglers, The Strokes, Sufjan Stevens, Supertramp, Thom Yorke, The Thrills, Travis, TV On The Radio, U2, The Verve, Voxtrot, We Are Scientists, Weezer, The White Stripes, Willy Mason, Xiu Xiu, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, The Young Knives, The Zutons.

Fight Club, Empire Records, Le Fabuleux Destin d'Amélie Poulain, The Breakfast Club, American Beauty, Ben-Hur, L'Appartemen​t, The Royal Tenenbaums, GoldenEye, You Only Live Twice, He Was A Quiet Man, π, L.A. Confidential​.

Futurama, Peep Show, Coast, How I Met  Your Mother,  Lost, 24, Six Feet Under, The OC, Desperate Housewives, The Sopranos, Grey's Anatomy, Heroes, Friends, Frasier, The Simpsons, Family Guy, South Park, WWE, Have I Got News For You, Neighbours, House, Dexter, Arrested Development,​ Scrubs, The Office.

Harry Potter by J.K Rowling. Of Mice And Men by John Steinbeck. The Italian Job by Gianluca Vialli and Gabriele Marcotti. Mick Foley's autobiograph​ies.

"For those who believe, no explanation is necessary. For those who do not believe, no explanation is possible."​

"Everyt​hing takes longer and costs more."