hello chaps, im Johan im 20 years old and i live in brighton. i make double glazing windows for a living possibley the crapiest job on the face of the planet but it pays the rent which keeps the mother happy lol, originally i was born in Naples, Italy but i came to england when i was three after my mum moved back here, after spliting with my dad, i am always up for a laugh even if my sense of humor is a bit extream as i find things that most people would find stupid funny lol but thats me, anything else u wanna know just ask and i am open to plans of world domination but be warned i might nick em lol, love ma girl lorna to bits love u forever:)!!!​xxxxxxxxx

anyone up for a laugh, who just like having fun and who generaly has the mental age of a 2 year old is fine with me lol, just looking to make new friends and chat to some cool people along the way, but if you'll excuse me i must return to my plans of world domintaion hmmmm......n​ow where did i put that giant laser?

any body that has any spare time or any tips on learning italian your wisdom would be greatly appreciated

computer games, gym(kind of an obsession at the moment!) movies, going out with friends, drawing, basket ball, just enjoying life. taking over the world my greatest past time!!!!!!!!​!!!!!, spending time with my beautiful girl friend lorna love u always darlin:)xxxx​xxxx

rap, r 'n'b, 80s's everything really

WAY TOOOOOOOOOOO​ MANY!

family guy, simpsons, fresh prince

dont have time to read books to busy blasting aliens, how to take over the world for dummies, how to take over the world in 5 easy steps!!!!

All that is necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing - Edward Burke