Hey, I'll make this brief, I mean really who wants to read a novel? I am 18, live in Texas, I'm smart, sarcastic, very offensive and honest,  and completely hilarious, and I attend a top University in Texas. I like to party, have fun, bartend, and mostly just hang out with my firends. i'm obsessed with photography and capturing the beauty of the world. I'm a slight Shopoholic ( I hate to admit it =/) I like trying new things and I really am just up for anything. I love traveling and hope to go to Barcelona and the rest of Europe within this year. I can say one thing in Catalan but it's terribly inappropriat​e.  I consider myself an expert at everything and I am NEVER wrong. lol I'm half mexy so I speak Spanish pretty aight... I'm spontaneous and I like to think of myself as "cultured"​ lol.. Well accidentally​ wrote a novel.. sorry. lol But I think I've said enough already... I can already hear the stalkerish knock at my door...

If you like keeping women in your basement or making skin coats, I suggest not talking to me.. I mean I really don't want to have to choose between lotion or the hose. And also, if one of your favorite hobbies includes writing letters/mess​ages from magazine cutouts, I don't see us being friends...

My Spanish is smei decent, but I like perfection, So if anyone wants to help... cuz I mean I am only HALF Mexy lol. I speak english good... lol But no really I am a G at english. Although I don't sound like the brightest crayon in the box, I'm sure I am at least some shade of yellow.. lol

Parties, Music, Drinking, Friends, Soccer (Barça!!!) stand up comedy... not necessarily in that order... well maybe... lol

311, CAKE, INCUBUS, <---(all in that order/ interchangab​ly), The Spill Canvas, Journey, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Switchfoot, Baysdie, mana, Lil Wayne, Lupe Fiasco, MetroStation​, Gavin Rossdale, HOLLYWOOD UNDEAD, Mayday Parade, Second Hand Serenade, Nada Surf, Anberlin, Imogen Heap, Lifehouse, Jimmy Eat World,  Aqualung, Beck, Johny Cash, Josh Turner, Bob Marley, Boys Like Girls, Breaking Benjamin, John Legend, Coldplay, Eve 6, The offspring, Franz Ferdinand, lady GaGa, Foo Fighters,  Rascal Flatts, Dierks Bentley... basically anything that sounds good. I don't descriminate​ genres. If it's good it's good... but FYI Screamo and Nicklebakc are NOT music, and believe me, I've made music my life.

Tommy Boy, crash, El orfanato, Tierra y Libertad, Superbad, Troy (MMM Eric Bana (Prince Hector in the movie), Pineapple Express, Super Troopers, Knocked up, Transformers​, Taken (though it was good, made my parents freak),  Lucia y el Sexo, Good Morning Heart Ache... anything good. I really love movies epecially independent ones

The office, Lost, Heroes, Project Runway, Jeopardy!, The Simpsons (classic), Family Guy, Scrubs, Whose Line is it anyway, Dorm Life, Cultured channels and shows like National Geographic, History Channel, and of corse Colbert Report, and Sex and the City.. lol

All the classics Animal Farm, To kill a Mockingbird,​ 1984, Twilight (yes i admit it), everything by Shakespeare,​ Frankenstein​, Harry Potter ( tho I have yet to read the last one.. I bet the ending is predictable)​, Time Traveler's Wife, Kite Runner, A million Little Pieces, Angels and Demons (yes it was better than the Davinci Code),  Eragon Trilogy, Running With Scissors... I read too much to name it all

"I have so much wood right now I could be a forest"​ -Michael Black

"reach for the stars because if you fall, you'll land on a cloud"

"I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar"​-TFLN
"Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood "-TFLN
"I guess what I'm trying to say is you've ****** more people than the economy."​-TFLN

"Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England"​-from texts from last night.

"cream on the inside, clean on the outside. Ice cream paint job"-Do​rrough

"If there's no one beside you when your soul embarks, then I'll follow you into the dark"-D​CfC

"Baby you my everything, you're all I ever wanted. We can do it real big, bigger than you've ever done it... I want this forever I swear... You the ******* best, you the best I ever had"- Drake

"Behave​ isn't in my vocabulary..​. unless it's a safety word...."​-- Me lol

"Woah woah now wait! So basically what you're saying is you want me to suck, hold, swallow, then blow?!?!?"​- Me

"And I lay my head back down. And I lift my hands and pray to be only yours, I pray to be only yours. I know you're my only hope" - Switchfoot (probably one of the most beautiful songs I've ever heard)

"There'​s no blame for how our love did slowly fade. And now that it's gone, it's like it wasn't there at all and here I rest where disappointme​nt and regret collide"​ -Death Cab for Cutie

"I said shoosh girl shuts your lips, do the hellen keller and talk with your hips" -3OH!3

"oh shit shake that *** ma, move it like a gypsy. Stop woah, back it up, now let me see your hips SWING" -Savage

"Hop of the bed, turn my swag on, take a look in the mirror say what's up" -Soulja Boy

"I wanna touch you there. I wanna kiss you here. And maybe by sunrise we'll both come to our senses..."​ -Josh Abott Band

"Let's have some fun this beat is sick. I wanna take a ride on your disco stick" -Lady GaGa

"love is Fleeting, knowledge lasts forever.. get tested..."​  lol

'Time isn't wasted when you're getting wasted"​-Asher Roth

"I could live without you but without you, I'd be miserable at best..."​ -Mayday Parade

"suck it Jesus" -Kathy Griffin

"Glory is fleeting but obscurity is forever"​

"What is that you express in your eyes? It seems to me more than all the words I have read in my life." -Walt Whitman

"May the wind always be at your back
And the sun upon your face
And may the wings of destiny
Carry you aloft to dance amongst the stars"

"And in case you were wondering, you are like a sunset to me
You're all kinds of beautiful as you end my day
And you sweetly retire as stars chase you away " -The Spill Canvas

"Just a small town girl living in a lonely world. She took the midnight train goin anywhere.."​ -Journey

"fighti​ng for peace is like ******* for chastity"​ -Stephen King