Ugh, I hate these things.  Anyway, I guess I'll just start off by saying I'm physically disabled so I stay home a lot and have a ton of nerdy-type hobbies, so all my favourites are gonna be pretty full.  I spend a lot of time just thinking about things, and trying to learn at least one new thing a day, but I'm also a lot of fun and definitely know how to laugh and how to make people laugh.  However, I'm also kind of cynical and really dislike the rampant idiocy of people.  Luckily, not everyone makes me weep for the human race so I thought this would be a great way to try to meet such people.  And as much as I enjoy the company of animals, they just can't send me any mail!

Oh and yeah, I look young, but I'm totally not.  The look thing does help with getting discounts though...

I'm a little bit picky.  So if you can't write a cohesive sentence, forget about it.  I'm a little more lenient to those where English is a second language, but if you're fully fluent in it and your sentences hurt my brain, then you fail.  Also if I can't get a good handle on who you are/what you like via your profile, you fail.  Lastly, I don't need to talk to anyone who tell me things involving God or religiosity.​  It's cool if you believe, but don't force it onto me unless you have proof.  I'm agnostic, so if you don't have proof and you talk about it at length in your profile or with me, then you fail.
And please, your first message to me should not include any type of creepy "flattery"​ such as the words: pretty, beautiful, cute, etc..Any such messages shall be quickly read with a shudder and then promptly deleted.
Also, I'm not the type of person who meets people online unless I've known them for a long long time. In order to meet me sooner, you'd really have to blow my socks off with your amazingness or be one of the many guys on the list of guy's I like.
Thank you.

I'm French/Engli​sh bilingual.  Unfortunatel​y since moving away from my family and having been out of school for a few years, my French isn't 100%, it's probably like 90%, so I'm still useful!  As for English, I'm super picky about spelling and grammar so I'd be glad to help out!

Comic books, regular books, cows, pyjamas, socks, movies, tv, anime, sci-fi, horror, Godzilla, animals, history, food, sleeping, thinking up stories and never putting them onto paper, anime/sci-fi​/comic book conventions,​ video games, board games, history, puzzles, swimming in pools, the Olympics, mythology, toys & much much more...

80s and early 90s, instrumental​ tv & movie soundtracks,​ anime related music, Gackt, Duran Duran, David Bowie and whatever random stuff from my high school years that I feel like popping out and listening to again

The Thing, Gladiator, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Ghostbusters​, The Princess Bride, and a ton of others...bas​ically I don't buy a movie unless I can watch it over and over again, with the exception of a few collections that I got for a price I couldn't resist

On the air: Psych, Mad Men, Law & Order (all of them), House, CSI, CSI: Miami, Project Runway (and all its knock-offs),​ Top Chef, Cold Case, Fairly Oddparents, Spongebob Squarepants,​ Peep (yeah I'm too old for it, but it's hilarious), Criminal Minds, Shaun the Sheep, Supernatural​, Lost, Ghost Whisperer, Without A Trace
Off the air: Firefly, Deadwood, Oz, The X-Files, The Muppet Show, Macgyver, Batman Beyond, Justice League, Angry Beavers and a ton of other 80s/90s cartoons, Sanford & Son, Arrested Development,​ King of Queens
Guilty Pleasure: America's Next Top Model, Beverly Hills 90210

Anything by Koji Suzuki, Harry Potter, classics, books turned into movies, true crime and random interesting educational stuff

"Hey laser lips, your mama was a snowblower."​ - Johnny 5