What the **** did you just ******* say about Canadians, you little goose? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Harp Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the Arctic, and I have over 300 confirmed clubbings. I am trained in moose warfare and I’m only top sniper in the entire Canadian armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another deer. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet, eh? Think again, bud. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Canada and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the snowstorm, Goose. The snowstorm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare skiis. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed hunting, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Canadian Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the planet, you little beaver. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue eh? But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit poutine all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.