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HELLO WORLD...

In the 20 months that I've  been a member on InterPals I've chatted with people in places I never imagined I would and with people in places I've always wanted to.
And I've made "friends" in both places.

I've only came in contact with 1 person I would classify a jerk, and he's been blocked.
I've only had 2 chat buddies where the language barrier proved too big to overcome, but I tried.
I've had literally hundreds of pleasant conversations with people stretching the globe from the west coast of the United States to Canada to South Africa to the Middle East to Southwest Asia to the Philippine Islands to New Zealand and on.

I've seen the profile of women who have received more comments on their photos in the first 20 minutes of their opening a profile than I have in the entire 20 months that my profile has been open.
I've seen the profile of men that make me regret every submarine style sandwich I ever ingested, including the one I just finished 10 minutes ago.
Okay and the cupcake too.
I've seen profiles that had no picture and no infomation whatsoever.
And others that the photo just didn't match the rest of the profile.
I've read profiles that were short but succinct.
And profiles that just made me think,"wow I've really wasted my time on Earth."
People looking for Penpals.
People looking for Friends.
People looking to Flirt.
People looking for a Relationship.
I've seen everything but dead People (Sixth Sense reference)

I am mid 30's-ish,okay late 30-ish, American living in Southern California.
I have a beautiful 15 year old daughter who lives with her mom.
Plays soccer and is on her High school Song Girl squad.
She wants to attend fashion design college.

I'm no George Clooney but I'm not quite George Costanza yet, although if you watch the clip down below under favorite tv shows George and I  do have a lot of the same screw ups.
Seinfeld fans I'm a combo of Jerry,George, and Newman.

I AM A FAN OF...
LA Angels baseball...Baseball is America's pasttime
SD Chargers football...Football is America's passion
USC Trojans football...college football,marching band,and Song Girls
LA Lakers...My longest running relationship ever is with the Lakers

I love learning about American and World history...
History Channel
Nat Geo
Discovery Channel

I love comedies,especially the ones that use 4 letter words :))
I dig documentaries and will watch one on any subject.
Classic/Hard Rock music lover...
When I was a teenager METALLICA was the loud, fast music that made my parents yell...TURN THAT DOWN!!!
Now I'm a parent and I tell my daughter...when did zac efron ever perform in front of a million people?
WELL METALLICA PLAYED IN FRONT OF 1.6 MILLION IN 1991 AT THE MONSTER'S OF ROCK IN RUSSIA..

STAY IN SCHOOL KIDS AND OFF MY SITE!

I work in the heathcare field.
I served in the U.S. Army as a Paratrooper,COMBAT VET.
I love the Discovery Channel's "SHARK WEEK" but I fear sharks.
I love cheese especially the Kraft brand american cheese singles.
Everything taste better on a Ritz cracker.

I named a sandwich after my daughter...
"The Chandler"  White Albacore Tuna with mayo and red onion on golden brown toasted bread with a slice of Romaine lettuce.

**sandwich tip**
For a proper tuna sandwich you have to put tuna on both slices of bread and the lettuce in the middle.

3 MOVIES I'LL WATCH ANYTIME THEY'RE ON......
Apocalypse Now
Pulp Fiction
Gone With the Wind
(I'd like a shrink to analyze this for me)

PLACES I'D LIKE TO GO
The Kotel
Mossada
The Great Pyramid
Machu Picchu
The London Tower
Dracula's Castle
A Pub in Ireland
Greece
Sangria & Cigars in Cuba
Normandy American Cemetary and Memorial

FAVORITE FOODS
Italian
Mexican
BBQ
Seafood
Chinese

QUALITIES I LIKE IN A FRIEND
Loyalty
Humor
Knowledge
Personality
Honesty


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Welcome friends from the U.S. and all across the world.

****DO ME A FAVOR READ MY NOTES AND LEAVE A COMMENT****
YES I DO REALIZE THIS REAKS OF DESPERATION AND IM OK WITH IT

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* I RECOMMEND THE FOLLOWING MOVIES FOR VIEWING
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COMEDY (alphabetical order)
A Fish called Wanda (K-K-Ken...3 ***)
Animal House (John Belushi... 4****)
Blazing Saddles ("The Sheriff's a nigg.."...3.5***)
Caddyshack (3.5***)
Christmas Vacation (Chevy Chase...3***)
Fargo (Better each Time 2.5**)
Get Shorty (Gangsters with humor...2.5**)
Me,Myself,and Irene (Laugh your *** off...2.5**)
Monty Python and the Holy Grail (English humor...3.5***)
Monty Pythons Life of Brian (see above comment...3***)
Office Space ( 2**)
Raising Arizona (Love It...4****)
The Jerk (I was born a poor black child...3.5***)
The Muse (Albert Brooks movie...3***)
The Sting (Newman & Redford3.5***)
Theres Something About Mary (Nuts in the zipper, ouch...2.5**)
This Is Spinal Tap (Turn it up to 11...3***)
Vacation (Wally World & Uncle Eddy...3***)
40 Year old Virgin (AHHH BRITNEY SPEARS!...2.5**)

MOBSTER/GANGSTER (alphabetical order)
Casino (DeNiro & Pesci...3***)
Donnie Brasco (Depp & Pacino...2.5**)
GODFATHER (Marlon Brando & Corleone Family...4****)
GODFATHER part2 (Brando-DeNiro-Pacino...4****)
Goodfellas (Ray Liotta as Henry Hill...4****)
Heat (1st time on screen together for DeNiro & Pacino 3***)
Once Upon A Time in America (Jewish Mob...3***)
Pulp Fiction ("Be cool Honeybunny"...4****)
Resevoir Dogs (Terrantino classic...3***)
Scarface ("Say hello to my little friend" what ya expect?...4****)
The Departed (Irish Mob in Boston...3.5***)

WAR (alphabetical order)
Apocalypse Now (Brando as Colonel Kurtz...4****)
Full Metal Jacket (1st half is great-2nd half sucks...2.5**)
Patton (George C. Scott...4****)
Platoon (Better than Full Metal Jacket...3***)
Saving Private Ryan (Tom Hanks at Normandy...4****)
The Bridge on the River Kwai (William Holden...2.5**)
The Great Escape (Steve McQueen...3***)
The Green Berets (John Wayne...3***)

DRAMA/SUSPENSE (alphabetical order)
American History X (Mouth on the curb scene...2.5**)
Blow (Movie makes you wanna party...3***)
Bram Stokers Dracula (Gary Oldman...3***)
Braveheart (Makes ya wanna wear a kilt and paint face blue...4****)
Crash (A look at race relations in Los Angeles...3***)
Deliverance ("Squeal like a pig boy"...3***)
Dog Day Afternoon (Pacino as bisexual bank robber...4****)
E.T. (Drew Barrymore was sooo cute...4****)
Forrest Gump (Funny,sad,chocolate and shrimp...3.5***)
Gran Torino (Eastwood... 2.5**)
Interview with the Vampire (Cruise & Pitt...3***)
Leaving Las Vegas (Nicholas Cage as a drunk who wants to die...3***)
One Flew over the Cuckoos Nest ("Pass me the ball Chief"...4****)
Raging Bull (DeNiro as Jake LaMotta...3.5***)
Serpico (Pacino as whistle blower cop...3***)
Schindlers List (Gets me everytime...4****)
Seven Pounds (Wil Smith tearjerker...2.5**)
Sweeney Todd-The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (Depp...3***)
Taxi Driver (DeNiro "You talking to me?"...3.5***)
The Big Chill (Great soundtrack...2.5**)
The Deer Hunter (Vietnam Vets & Russian Roulette...3***)
The Last King of Scotland (Forest Whitaker awesome...3***)
The Shawshank Redemption ("Brooks Was Here"...4****)
The Wrestler (Not Every Life is Pretty... 3.5***)
Traffic (Benicio Del Toro & Don Cheadle...3***)

WESTERN (alphabetical order)
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
Cool Hand Luke
Dances with Wolves
Hang 'Em High
High Noon
Paint the Town Red
The Good,The Bad and The Ugly
The Outlaw Josie Wells
The Searchers
Tombstone
True Grit
Unforgiven

ACTION/ADVENTURE (aplhabetical order)
Aliens (2.5**)
Constantine (2.5**)
Die Hard (3***)
First Blood (2.5**)
Gladiator (3.5***)
Iron Man (2.5**)
Kill Bill Vol.1 (2.5**)
Kill Bill Vol.2 (2.5**)
Predator (3***)
Predator2 (2.5**)
Raiders of the Lost Ark (3***)
Red Dawn (2.5**)
Terminator (3***)
Terminator2 (3***)
The Bourne Identity (2.5**)
The Bourne Ultimatum (2.5**)
The Lord of the Rings trilogy (4****)
The Matrix (2.5**)
The Usual Suspects (3***)

HORROR/THRILLER (alphabetical order)*I'm not into all the gory flicks
Army of Darkness (2**)
CandyMan (2**)
Evil Dead (2**)
Evil Dead 2 (Dead by Dawn (1.5*)
From Dusk Till Dawn (2.5**)
Hellraiser (2**)
Hellraiser 2 (2**)
Phantasm (2**)
Poltergeist (2.5**)
Psycho (3.5***)
Rosemarys Baby (3***)
Se7en (3***)
Silence of the Lambs (3***)
The Birds (2.5**)
The Exorcist (3.5***)
The Omen (3***)
The Omen 3 (2.5**)
The Others (2.5**)
The Shining (4****)
The Sixth Sense (3***)
Underworld (2.5**)


CLASSIC (alphabetical order) ALL 4 **** MOVIES
A Street car named Desire
Ben Hur
Citizen Kane
Giant
Gone with the Wind
On the Waterfront
Rebel without a Cause
Shenandoah
Spartacus
The Graduate
The Ten Commandments
The Wizard of Oz
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*I RECOMMEND THE FOLLOWING TELEVISION SHOWS FOR VIEWING

NBC
Parks and Recreation (Amy Poehler=funny,Rashida Jones=HOT)
The Office (Thats What She Said)

FX CHANNEL
Rescue Me (Dennis Leary is terrific)

AMC CHANNEL
Breaking Bad (Brian Cranston does it again)

HBO (alphabetical order)
Curb Your Enthusiasm (Larry David co-creator of Seinfeld)
Bored To Death (Jason Schwartzman)
True Blood (Love the opening song..."I wanna do bad things to You")

SHOWTIME (alphabetical order)
The Tudors (Henry the VIII and lots of naked women)
Weeds (Title says it all)

COMEDY CENTRAL (alphabetical order)
Chapelle Show (comedy gold)
Comedy Central Roast (Lisa Lampanelli the"Queen of Mean")
South Park (Its silly, its crude,its offensive, but its so damn brilliant)


A&E (alphabetical order)
Dog the Bounty Hunter (C'mon don't we all have a relative like Dog?)
Intervention (Just put down the crack pipe and the paint can people)
Parking Wars (This job looks fun)
The First 48 (Proves what I always say friends snitch and quickly)
The Sopranos (Buy the DVD's so you get the true Sopranos experience)

HISTORY CHANNEL (alphabetical order)
Cities of the Underworld (Great show if you're into history)
Digging for the Truth (Another great show if you're into history)
Gangland (Alot of these guys end up dead)
Warriors (Green Beret Terry Schappert examines ancient warriors)

NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC CHANNEL (alphabetical order)
Lockdown (Reminds me why I can never go to prison)
Locked up Abroad (Reminds me why I can never go to a foreign prison)

DISCOVERY CHANNEL
Deadliest Catch (Crab fisherman have balls the size of the Bering Sea)
Dirty Jobs (Jobs out there I didn't even know existed and Mike Rowe)

TRAVEL CHANNEL (alphabetical order)
Anthony Bourdain-No Reservations (Anthony Bourdain & smoking)
Bizarre Foods (This guy Andrew Zimmern eats anything...ANYTHING)
Bizarre World (same guy)
Dhani Jones Tackles the Globe (Cinn. Bengals LB playing world sports)
Man vs. Food (This guy takes on food challenges of gigantic size)
Samantha Brown (She's just so damn cute I'd watch her do anything)
                  
*ITS OFFICIAL I WATCH WAY TOO MUCH TV...SO LETS CHAT!

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"Death greets me warm now I will just say good-bye."
-Cliff Burton/James Hetfield -Fade to Black-Metallica-

"Charlie Don't Surf."
-Lt.Col.Kilgore(Robert DuVall) in Apocalypse Now-

"I knew it was you Fredo You broke my heart."
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"Be quick, but don't hurry."
Legendary UCLA Bruins Hall of Fame Basketball coach John Wooden

"These are the boys of Pointe du Hoc.
These are the men who took the cliffs.
These are the champions who helped free a continent.
These are the heroes who helped end a war."
-Pres. Ronald Reagan June 6,1984 Normandy,France 40th Anniversary
of the D-Day Invasion-
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