i live in southern california and im looking for some friends from all over the world, preferably europe. i love music and sports. without those two things i would probably die, no lie. i'm straightedge​, yes we do still exist. no drinking, no smoking, no drugs of any kind. i do like to go to parties, but sometimes i just like to spend a quiet night at home.

i may seem a bit eccentric, mainly because i am. if you can't deal with that then stop reading.....​.........now​! i bet you're still reading huh? =]

there is so much more about me that it could probably fill a few books. so just ask me and i will fill you in. k? sound good? alright!

europeans would be nice, but if you aren't european then that's cool!
NO CREEPERS PLEASE

and i would really appreciate if you talk to me before sending a friend request. preferably something more than "hey hows it going" or" hey how are you?" please? i mean come on guys i know you can be more creative than that! thank you!

i love to watch and play sports. particularly​ baseball and soccer.
my favorite teams are the yankees and arsenal!
any red sox and/or manchester united fans need not apply :) haha jk, i will still talk to you. i'm not THAT mean....

i like to play the drums whenever i get the chance.

Disneyland is my second home! i go any chance i get

LIKES
* skinny jeans
* FOOD!!!
* sleep
* reading
* napping
* snacking =]
* videogames
* riding my bike
* blowing stuff up
* nightmare before christmas (and anything else tim burton related)
* texting all day and all night
* recycling
* sarcasm
* horror movies
* duct tape (i know it's weird....but​ SO fun!!)
* eyeliner
* randomness
* poker
* music
* a nice set of arms
* tattoos
* late night food runs
* and much much more!!

DISLIKES
* stupid people
* bad grammar
* slow drivers
* slow walkers
* slow people in general
* u know what just people in general
* people that are happy all the time. u know who im talking about
* people in love. too mushy for me
* alarm clocks
* chick flicks
* rap music
* drinking/dru​gs
* the color pink
* littering
* birthdays
* Christiano Ronaldo
* Brad Pitt
* that list is really long. you will find out eventually =]

i'm very open to music. as long as it sounds good i'm all over it. that being said, i do not like rap music.

i will listen to anything rock related. as long as it has some kickass drums and some sweet riffage it's fine by me.

some bands i like include:
AFI
Aiden
Atreyu
Avenged Sevenfold
The Beatles
The Clash
The Cure
Dead Kennedys
The Ramones
Sublime
Nine Inch Nails
Escape the Fate
Matchbook Romance
Rise Against
The Who
Jimi Hendrix
Dean Martin
Rolling Stones
ACDC
Buddy Holly
Bob Dylan
Louis Armstrong
The Briggs

among many others!

as long as Johnny Depp is in it i will consider it an awesome movie haha.

my list of favorite movies can go on for days. i am the quite the fanatic of cinematic adventures.

Grey's Anatomy
How I Met Your Mother
Family Guy
The Simpsons
Two and a Half Men
and a few others that i cannot seem to remember right now

i will read almost anything as long as it is a page turner and can keep my attention. there are not many books that i have read that i did not like.

one of my favorite books is catcher in the rye.
anything by Poe is amazing.

THAT'S WHAT HE/SHE (QUITE POSSIBLY THEY [o ya google that shit it's possible haha]) SAID!

Jay Leno:  ... how about kids ... you want, you want kids?
Dane Cook:  ... do I want to have kids ... ah, I want to have sex ... if that's the excuse, sure ...

Because once someone says f**k you, there's nothing better. You can't come back with, "F**k me? Uh, Gaylord."​

Brian: Insert Rod A into Rod Support B.
Peter: That's what she--
Brian: If you say that's what she said one more time I'm gonna pop you.

Brian: So, uh, where's your good buddy James Woods?
Peter: Eh, turns out he wasn't so good at catching stuff in his mouth. So where's your girlfriend?
Brian: Same problem.
Brian and Peter: Wooooaahh!!

Menage a tois is a french term. It means Kodak moment

Dale Denton: Whoa! What the f*ck was that?
Saul: I was trying to hit that tree. I missed.
Dale Denton: What tree?
Saul: That one.
Dale Denton: Why didn't you smash it on a rock like a normal person like I did?
Saul: I don't know! How often does somebody smash things? I'm rusty, f*ck.
Dale Denton: Oh, man, did you at least see where it landed?
Saul: I don't know. Just call it.
Dale Denton: Call it? With what? My phone has been smashed!
Saul: [pauses] Y'know, I bet they can't even triangulate those things.
Dale Denton: Well, you shouldn't have said anything, because now you convinced me they can! You were very convincing back there!
Saul: Okay, okay. Fine, I'll go find it. F*ck.
Dale Denton: Do you see it?
Saul: See what?
Dale Denton: The phone, you idiot!