Once upon a time there lived a girl called Lily. She was odd so they shot her.

I don't really know why I'm signing up for yet another one of these thingies, but it might turn out interesting,​ who knows...


I don't.

I can hear an aeroplane.



I can speak English, but it's barely understandab​le because I talk too fast and it's a load of nonsense anyway.
Mi fedrai siarad Cymraeg hefyd,
Et en plus je peux parler français (you have no idea how long it took me to find that little flick on the 'c')

I'm not fussy, as long as your're nice, I'll talk to you :D

I don't actually do anything much.

I like...errrr​m, reading The Guardian, paying for The Guardian (because it makes me look sophisticate​d, when in actual fact i just read the family section and do all the puzzles in the comic section). J'aime beaucoup the summer because it enables me to be warm. I also like the winter 'cause it gives me good reason to drink lots of coffee and make nettle soup (I'll give you the recipe).

Laaaadiiidaa​aaaa....that​ kind.

ones with words.

I am a Jew, hath not a Jew eyes, hath not a Jew hands, organs, dimensions, senses, affections, passions...