People say that I am cute in a national geographic kinda way. I am short, dark, and wholesome. I am what you would called a test tube baby, not to be confused with "trust fund baby".  When I was a young lad, my mother tricked me into believing the Theories of Sigmund Freud. Well not really, but I enjoy sleeping and eating. Feel free to ask more.

Just interesting and funny people to talk to.

I am interested in different languages and cultures.

The ones that gets my body moving and touches my soul.

Ali G Indahouse
Grandma's Boy
City of God (Cidade De Deus)

Not a big fan of reality shows, but I do enjoy actuality shows.
Documentarie​s, Travel Channel, History Channel, and National Geographic shows.  
-Weeds
-Entourage
-House
-Burn Notice

"I am like George Bush, I don't pull out"

"I need a gallon of gas like Sarah Palin needs cue cards"

"Life's​ not a bitch, life is a beautiful woman
You only call her a bitch because she wouldn't let you get that pussy
Maybe she didn't feel y'all shared any similar interests Or maybe you're just an asshole who couldn't sweet talk the princess"​