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The difference of maths and biology is:
- Maths:1+1=2
- Biology: 1+1=3
- Maths:1+1=2
- Biology: 1+1=3
- Look! Star is falling! Make a wish!
- I want, that you'll marry of me.
- Oops, look, is flying back
- I want, that you'll marry of me.
- Oops, look, is flying back
A neurologist asks a 4-year-old boy different questions: "How many legs has a kitty?" "Four". "How many ears has a kitty?" "Two". "How many eyes has a kitty?" "Two". "And how many tails has a kitty?" "Mom, has this doofus never seen any cats?"
Somebody knocks on door: Who is there? Police? What do you want? We want to talk. How many of you are there? Two. So talk with each other.
A young couple moved into a new neighborhood. The next morning while they were eating breakfast, the young woman saw her neighbor hanging the wash outside. "That laundry is not very clean," she said. "She doesn't know how to wash correctly. Perhaps she needs better laundry soap." Her husband looked on, but remained silent. Every time her neighbor would hang her wash to dry, the young woman would make the same comments. About one month later, the woman was surprised to see a nice clean wash on the line and said to her husband, "Look, she has learned how to wash correctly. I wonder, who taught her this?" The husband said, "I got up early this morning and cleaned our windows."
49% of accidents occur following words: - "Look how I can", the remaining 51% - "garbage ...See how must" ...
Boy: your teeth are like the stars Girl: awww ... Thanks Are they that much pretty ? Boy: no, far away from each other.
A family took a trip to Disney World. After three exhausting days, they headed home. As they drove away, the son waved and said, “Goodbye, Mickey.” The daughter waved and said, “Goodbye, Minnie.” The husband waved, rather weakly, and said, “Goodbye, Money.”
Successful man, is a man who manages to earn more than his wife was able to spend :)
The boss returned from lunch in a good mood and called the whole staff in to listen to a couple of jokes he had picked up. Everybody, but one girl laughed uproariously. "What's the matter?" grumbled the boss. "Haven't you got a sense of humor?" "I don't have to laugh," she replied. "I'm leaving Friday."
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