Writer, artist, web designer, bullshitolog​­ist, pain in the rear end, obnoxious, part-time wench, full time domestic goddess, resident kvetcher, who has an extensive curse word vocabulary (and not afraid to use it). You name the topic and I can go with it, even if I'm not sure about it, hey, I'll wing it.

I'm passionate to the point of driving people crazy, crazy enough to have a witty sense of humor and witty enough to keep my sanity.
Why aren't Hershey's Kisses the perfect food?
Why don't mosquitoes suck fat? We'd love them then.

Aliens are not in a hidden bunker at Groom Lake. Trust me... they're ALL in Washington D.C. in PLAIN sight.

Darwin's wrong. We'll never evolve!

As I kid I ate school paste and white chalk... Is it all falling into place now?

Caveat Emptor!

I'm looking for intelligent repartee. If that's you, let me know.
And no one under thirty. I'm not your mommy nor a cougar.

Acquiring my PhD in couch potatoing while ogling William Powell.
Hanging up on phone solicitors.
Ignoring Jehovah Witnesses.
Blowing soap bubbles.
Oh yeah... golfing.

Christmas
Ella Fitzgerald
Swing Out Sister
Michael McDonald

A Christmas Story
JAWS
Judgment at Nuremberg
Battle of the Bulge
Tora, Tora, Tora
Valkyrie
The Ten Commandments​
Inherit the Wind
To Kill a Mockingbird

Star Trek with Kirk and Spock
Mission Impossible with Jim Phelps

I'll give anything a try until it bores me to sleep.

"Somebo​dies gotta go back and get a shitload of dimes!"​
Mr. Taggert, a.k.a. Slim Pickens
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"Why don't you bore a hole in your head and let the sap run out?"
Groucho
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"Imposs​ible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools."​
Napoleon
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"Do or do not. There is no try."
Yoda
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"Sarcas​m: Another free service I offer."​
My T-shirt
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"I don't swear for the hell of it. Language is a poor enough means of communicatio​n. We've got to use all the words we've got. Besides, there are damn few words anybody understands."​
Henry Drummond, a.k.a. Spencer Tracy
Inherit the Wind
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And my favorite....​ (and what idiot believes these emails?)

Hello Dearest One,
 
Greetings I wish to request for your assistance in a financial transaction which I am sure that it will be for mutual benefits of both of us for long term co-operation​​.
I wish to invest in Manufacturin​​g and real estate management in your country.

I inherited the sum of  Seven Million, five hundred thousand United State Dollars. USD($7.500,0​​00) I need your assistance to invest in the sum in any luctratives venture in your custody with your supervision,​​ just to receive  the funds in your account in your country. I will gladly give you at least  15% of the total sum for your assistance.  Please it is important you contact me immediately on
my private e-mail address  ( frank_kamar​​a002jp@yahoo​​.co.jp ) for further explanation.​​

Awaiting your immediate Answer and God bless.
Regards
MR Frank Kamara
Abidjan Cote d' Ivoire West Africa.

(And it's MsParrish's wish that everyone with a grievance toward these butt holes contact him at HIS email and tell him what they really think of him!)