(If you are going to talk to me, may as well read all of this :P)

I'm an aspiring voice actor, writer, and possible film director, currently suffering from a very big case of Extreme Creativity Block (ECB - if that isn't a real illness, then it is now). I'm stuck in a very lifeless, drab little highway town which can be found on the map somewhere between the middle of nowhere and that sign that says "500 miles until civilization"​. I perfectly fit the definition of the word "eclectic"​ in just about every aspect of my life, which is very complex and impossible to explain to anyone in a short period of time. I over think everything, know oodles of completely irrelevant facts, have an inexplicable​ dislike of mass media, and have been told that if I was alive back in the 1960's that I would have been a beatnik. At the time I took that as a compliment, but now I'm just starting to wonder if they said that only because I had the beard ;P.

Now if you've gotten this far, you should know this - I'm open-minded,​ acceptive, talkative, giving, respectful, and caring of my friends and family. I'm a lot of things with a lot of different people but those traits never leave me. So if that sounds like someone you'd like to know, than by all means, leave me a message or something! :D.

My one and only "must"​ is that you be between the ages of 14 to 20 (A little younger or a little older won't be a problem, but not TOO much :P ). I don't care where you are from, what you believe or are into, ect...If you think we will get along than we probably will, so that's all I ask; read my profile and go from there :).

Just remember though...I usually try to reply to everyone who leaves me a message (which usually takes me a bit) but only if they actually say something more than "Hello!"​ or so on. I know it's not easy to start a conversation​ with a total stranger, but I'll talk about nearly anything, so just say whatever you'd like, but please make sure that I can reply to it ^^.

I'm trying to learn Russian; currently not going too well :P.

World of Warcraft has eaten my soul. Sad, I know, but what can I do? :P

Other than that, I enjoy gaming (which is what World of Warcraft is, just without the soul-eating part), writing, doing freelance voice acting gigs for machinima projects, downloading movies & music (Oh no! I hear the police at my door!), reading, meeting new people, and learning entirely pointless tid-bits of information.​

- Tom Waits
- David Byrne
- James Brown
- Robert Johnson
- David Bowie
- Nine Inch Nails
- Radiohead
- Bauhaus
- The Knife
- Dave Brubeck
- The Cure
- Underworld
- Jimi Hendrix
- The Doors
- Prodigy
- Architect
- Faunts
- Nick Cave
- Bob Marley
- Beck
- Aphex Twin
- Johnny Cash
- Saul Williams
- John Coltrane
- The Gorillaz
- Soul Coughing
- The Beatles
- Bohren & der Club of Gore (The Jazz albums only)
- TV On The Radio

Some of my favorites

- Blade Runner
- The Godfather 1 & 2
- Children of Men
- No Country For Old Men
- Miller's Crossing
- The Darjeeling Limited
- Watchmen
- Nochnoy Dozor (Known in English as "Night Watch")​
- Alien/Aliens​ 2/Aliens 3
- V For Vendetta
- Running With Scissors
- Babel
- Eastern Promises
- The Last Samurai
- Alexander
- Twelve Monkeys
- Airplane!
- The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou
- Europa, Europa

Monty Python's Flying Circus
Mystery Science Theatre 3,000
Any Star Trek series except for "Enterprise"​
The Twilight Zone (Original)
Are You Being Served?
Fawlty Towers

I also have a very geeky addiction to the weather channel. I know, it's odd :(.

"Everyt​hing Is Illuminated"​ and "Extrem​ely Loud and Incredibly Close" By Jonathan Safran Foer

"All Quiet On The Western Front" by Erich Maria Remarque

"Out"​ by Natsuo Kirino

Any of the Warhammer 40,000 Novels (Especially "The Eisenhorn Omnibus"​, by Dan Abnett)

"As Simple As Snow", by Gregory Galloway

Anything by Darren Shan (Circque Du Freak especially)

Many others.

"The rich will do anything for the poor but get off their backs."​ - Karl Marx

"You can please all of the people some of the time, and you can please some of the people all the time, but you cannot please all of the people all the time" - Abraham Lincoln

"It doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people doesn't add up to a hill of beans in this crazy world."​ - Humphrey Bogart in Casablanca

"There is nothing funny about a clown in the moonlight."​ - Lon Chaney, Sr.

"When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on" - Winston Churchill

"You can chain me, you can torture me, you can even destroy this body, but you will never imprison my mind." - Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi

"It is easier to do a job right than to explain why you didn't."​ - Martin Van Buren

"Don't ever aim your doubt at yourself. Laugh at yourself, but don't doubt yourself. " - Alan Alda

"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most." - John Michael Osbourne (Aka Ozzy Osbourne)

"...To sum it up....never marry anyone, they don't deserve it. Cheers."​ - "Netlians"​

"Yeah..​.with that Napoleon **** riding about taking over countries...​damn midget...his​tory was twice shorter before he decided to bump in on his horse."​ - "Netlians"​