It's been like 1 Ka-gillion years since i updated this blah-blah-bl​og, so i was thinking today while i was exploding with boredom, why not update it?

well, i'm dann and i like to fake tan.

Haha, i love that, because it rhymes.


oh my god,
super duper idea, like bum me on my bebo,
okay don't ACTUALLY​ bum me, like some pedo.
but add it > http://www.​bebo.com/Dir​rrtylicious​

well, here are the basics,​  my friends make up songs about me to do with small orange men called oompa loompa's, i enjoy wearing hats, being grounded sucks​, i tend to spend alot of money which makes my daddy​ unhappy​ hahaha​, i wear foundation and i'm a boy OOO rebel, i'm as dumb as a donkey, i can't walk in boots, i love the snow but i prefer the sun,​ my second layer of skin is fake tan, i dye my hair because i hate it black​, i hate my butt, i live off my texts & calls, i think stupid things are absolutly hilarious​, when i swear it tends to come out in an english accent,​ starbucks sends me on this wierd sugar rush, i think smoking is sick, i badly need a new shoulder bag, ​sunshine makes me happy​, my phone isn't around when needed, i love Agyness Deyn, i read Vogue as a hobby, when i buy umbrella's they break and end up as equally retarded as me, i'm failing in literature, i love Paris and London, my best friend molly​ is *******​ brilliant​, i love christmas but prefer my birthday, i study french but couldn't make up a sentence, Solange Knowels is just brilliant, Sandcastle​ Disco is the cutest song ever, i love it when i have my Photogenic​ moments,​ photogenic is the biggest word i know, i live on bebo, i can't work myspace, i detest mondays tuesdays wednesdays and thursdays, spongebob used to be my idol, i like to look orange, i have a fetish vintage cardigans, i'm 16 years young and damn proud of it, no​ wrinkles yet, if Coco Chanel were a godess i'd worship her​, there are some pretty damn decent people on here and i couldn't hate them if i tried, and i babble on alot, if you can tell. so i'll stop, ​comment please​.


oh, and i'm moving house soon,
which sucks :(
xx

Post​ On My Wall​
Or Else, I'll Hunt You Down.
And Post On Yours.

DONT​ Add Me On MSN Before you Talk To Me
DONT Send Me A Private Mail, If I Dunno Who You Are "/
DONT Add Me And Then NEVER Speak To Me Again, I Mean Wth?


OH OH OH OH OH OH
and 14  -  19 please.
Nothing older?
Nothing Younger?
Thanks.

And If You Add Me On MSN Straight Away,
I'm Not Going To Be Happy, Because I'll Know You Haven't Read This -_-​

I Take French For A GCSE, I'm Not Great, but, i know a thing or two =D

Fashion​
Music
Sports
Athletics
Snowboarding​
Friends
FamFam
Travelling
Photogrpahy
Dancing :D
Tanning (defo lots and lots)
Clubing
Starrbucckks​ - Vanilla Bean Frappacinos =) =) =)
Ma-hussive Sunglasses,
Coloring... < My Childish Side. "/


Well, actually by the looks of it. All The Crap any Teenager Does.​

Kate Perry, Fergie <3, Kate Nash, Lilly Allen, Razorlight, The Ting Tings, Madonna, Kylie, Sam Sparro, Ashlee Simpson, Girls Aloud, Sugababes, One Night Only, The Kooks, The Killers, The Feeling, Gwen Stefani, Christina, Liam Lynch, Prima J, Blondie, Broadcast 2000,​ The Pussycat Dolls​, New Young Pont Club, Gym Class Hero's, Kelly Rowland, Britney Spears, Tokio Hotel, Paramore, Lykkie Li, Duffy, Hot Chip, Girlicious, Imogen Heap, Yellowcard, Alicia Keys, Plain White T's, Common, Natasha Bedingfield,​ Amy Mcdonald, Robyn , Devil Wears Prada, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, probally more tbh.

Pwhoaarrr...​ i love the pussycat dolls :)

the videos i make of me and my friends, goofing around. :D
i can't get them on here though :/

I have an Oompa Loompa Song.
but i cba to write it out on here. :D
x