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​HIYA​
------------​----If online I can be found in the chatroom----​------------​----

I LOVE STICKING MY TOUNG OUTTTTTTTTTT​TTT
​Rules of My Life:​

​Rule​ #1..Im always right​​

​Rule#2..If​ im wrong please refer to Rule #1​


Fact;​ I am not here for you to judge and I am not here to please you in any way. I am here to make new friends and when bored to abuse annoying new people in the chatroom. The things I'm hoping to achieve here is to have fun, make new friendships and entertain myself with others misfourtune!​!


♂ + ♂ = ♥
♀ + ♀ = ♥            
♀ + ♂ = ♥


I​ can be fairly shy in person.
I​ laugh when i'm nervous or insecure.​
I love ​V​
I get frustrated easily.
I​ talk...​ALOT​
I love my friends​
I​ have red hair
I​ don't have many freckles
I don't burn
I​ love chocolate​
I​ can get annoying​
I​ love animals​
I sneeze twice when I look at the sun
I​ have my ears, belly button peirced.​
I​ have Southern Cross tattoo on my lower back.
"Freak​? yeah, i'm simply unique."​​

I'm...Trust​worthy if you treat me right...Trea​t me wrong and the world shall know.


​♥Next time you feel like you are all ALONE,
just remember there are 1,00000 other whiney kids just like you. ♥​
                     ​

​♥♥♥</3YES​

I'M A

BITCCH

JUST

NOT YOURS</3♥​♥♥​

Wish to learn more Dutch!!!

I have many hobbies:
*Horse ridding* *Reading* *Sking/snowb​oarding* *Playing on my computers, on chatrooms and internet games* *Motorbike riding*
Interests/Th​ings I like to do as often as possible:
~Talk/hang out with my boyfriend~ ~Chill with my friends~ ~Shopping~ ~Watching movies~ ~Going out to dinner/movie​s/somewhere nice~

And​ just having FUN​ and living my life to the full through the ​good​ and the ​bad​ times!!!​

​ ♥ I love Fairies ♥ ​


​

Mussssssic:​

I Looooooooooo​ooVe Nickelback!!​!!

I enjoy listening to all music I do not have a fav band or artist but more enjoy particular songs.
I enjoy Tchaikovsky,​ Rachmaniov, Beethoven and Mozart, Elvis, Dropkick Murpheys and many more.

At the moment going through a phase of being in love with Classical,Ru​ssian music. Addicted to Tchaikovsky,​ Rachmaniov, Beethoven and Mozart. I love sugarplum fairy, Nutcracker and the 1812 Overture.

All​ Jay and Silent Bob, The Unfoutunate Truth (no idea how to spell), Harry Potter movies, Stephen King book based movies, LOTR.​

Horror,​ thriller, adventure, fantasy and sci-fi.​

​ Supernatural​, Firefly, Stargate SG1, Doctor Who, Black books (the bookshop one), The Simpsons, Futurama, Family Guy.
Discovery Channel, Animal Planet, Fox8, Comedy, Movies.​

****i LOVE​ reading****
Reading has been a big passion of mine since a young age.
I love to read adventure, fantasy, magical, history, war/army, sci-fi.
I love all Matthew Riley novels and most of Stephen King. I also enjoy the works of David and Leigh Eddings.

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Xylus: wait.....mus​t be done
Xylus: jessi like potato?
PrettyReckle​ss: lol
P3rfectScrew​Up: Indeed
P3rfectScrew​Up: I send you bank details
P3rfectScrew​Up: You send me good potato
Xylus: good
Xylus: you love it
Xylus: send detail
P3rfectScrew​Up: I want a good one
P3rfectScrew​Up: The best one
Xylus: i grow in antartica
Xylus: rarest in world
Xylus: best potato
P3rfectScrew​Up: Send me photo of potato first.
PrettyReckle​ss: ........
Xylus: you like
P3rfectScrew​Up: I judge it.
P3rfectScrew​Up: If I like
Xylus: no no
P3rfectScrew​Up: I send you moneys.
P3rfectScrew​Up: Yes yes
Xylus: you get no photo
P3rfectScrew​Up: I want good one!
Xylus: you get good one
Xylus: it best in world
P3rfectScrew​Up: Hmm
P3rfectScrew​Up: It win first prize in eskimo hot potato comp last month?
Xylus: take up entire home
Xylus: large potato
Xylus: first prize every year
P3rfectScrew​Up: Okay
Xylus: world wide
P3rfectScrew​Up: I buy I buy
breezywind06​ has joined.
P3rfectScrew​Up: Okay
Xylus: i send potato

Me -

Skinny people irrate me. especially when thay say things like, "you know, sometimes I forget to eat." Now, I've forgotten my address, my mums maden name, and my car keys, but I've never forgotten to eat, You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat.

Stolen-

Pretty girls turn heads, but me and my girls break necks

​


  ​ -Black books-

[attempting to fill in his tax return form]
Bernard: "What is your mother's maiden name?" What's her first name? I just knew her as "Ma"​! That'll have to do.
[writing on the form]
Bernard: 'Ma. Possibly deceased'.

Bernard: [phone rings] Manny? Manny, phone. Manny.
[sigh]
Bernard: Oh, I'll get it, shall I?
[picks up]
Bernard: Hello?
Manny: [on phone] Bernard?
Bernard: Manny. Where are you? The phone's been ringing.

Bernard: She'll be my summer girl....she have hair and summery friends who know how to be outside. She'll play tennis and wear dresses and have bare feet and in the Autumn I'LL DITCH HER because she's my summer girl.

Bernard: Gah! What time is o'clock
Manny: Half ten
B: Half Ten! Half ten! I've never been up at half ten. What happens? Have you ever bought a book...at half ten in the morning?
M: Well, no, now that you mention it.
B: That's right, that would be a world gone topsy turvy. People don't want books in the morning, it's too early.
M: Well if this were a bakery this would be quite late.
B: What!? I won't have any cheek. I'm sorry son. I've made a mistake. You don't have what it takes, to sell a book. People don't want them in the morning.
Customer (wearing a 'I Love Books' T-Shirt: Hello (B looks perplexed) I'd like to but a book please
B: What books?
C: I dunno I'm just really in the mood to by a book.
B: Get out we're closed!
C: Maybe I'll swing by the bakery.

​ Jess and Emily's awesomness


P3rfectScrew​­Up: sowwy didnt get back on last night
P3rfectScrew​­Up: stayed up with leigh
P3rfectScrew​­Up: then crashed in bed
easymac: It's cooool.
easymac: Sexytime!
easymac: Haha.
P3rfectScrew​­Up: shhh
P3rfectScrew​­Up: your to young to know about sexytime
P3rfectScrew​­Up: me and leigh would never ever ever do that its naughty.
easymac: Hmmm, yes, too young ::dry
P3rfectScrew​­Up: haha
P3rfectScrew​­Up: =0
easymac: Pshh, so don't beleive you.
P3rfectScrew​­Up: fine we had amazing sx then passed out happy now u know lol
P3rfectScrew​­Up: bouncing off the walls and all
easymac: Hahah glee! That's gooooood 
P3rfectScrew​­Up: your a tool
easymac: Haha your a tool!
P3rfectScrew​­Up: psh
P3rfectScrew​­Up: your tooler
P3rfectScrew​­Up: im a awesome tool
easymac: Pshh, that doesn't even make sense.
easymac: You're a gay tool.
P3rfectScrew​­Up: useful in many ways xd
P3rfectScrew​­Up: psh
easymac: Hahahaha 
P3rfectScrew​­Up: your a failed tool
easymac: I'm the best tool.
P3rfectScrew​­Up: fine
P3rfectScrew​­Up: but my tool
P3rfectScrew​­Up: lol
easymac: Awww, yish ::laugh
easymac: I'm favourite quoting this s***

~~~Interest​ing chat thingies~~~​

Paranoid: i..am going for a cigarette
P3rfectScrew​Up: You may call me mistress.
theNIKA: Bob, smoke one for me too.
erinn_02: noo
spotlessmind​: oh
Paranoid: but..i only want one
spotlessmind​: hahahaha
theNIKA: Damnit.
theNIKA: Do what I say.
spotlessmind​: hurry back
theNIKA: You're my b i t c h, remember.
P3rfectScrew​Up: And me
P3rfectScrew​Up: too far to go to have smoke
Paranoid: yes mistress =[



----Me trying to convince jeremy to come to australia-

P3rfectScrew​Up: I'll bake you yummy food every day.
whitewolf: Darn you and your temptation!
_X_: Jeremy: *gets on a plane to Australia*  Guy next to him: So you goin to see the sites?   Jeremy: Nope   Guy: What then?   Jeremy: Cookies!!!

-Cj's exploding azz-

P3rfectScrew​Up: -plugs cjs but with a cork-
painewwf: ...
Xylus: *builds gas*
emzerena: oh god
P3rfectScrew​Up: ahhh
emzerena: bad mistake
Xylus: *launches cork out at mach 5 speeds*
P3rfectScrew​Up: its gonna blow
emzerena: to plug him..
P3rfectScrew​Up: -hides-
emzerena: -takes cover-
emzerena: o.o