Bananas and clementines represent the metaphysical​ unity of mankind. Somehow. I might be making it up. I might just be looking for an excuse to use the word clementine.

- Hoping to get to know some intelligent,​ creative, lively people (two out of three will do).

- I'm not looking for a relationship​. I'm currently enjoying a pretty good offline life by myself.

- If you're a guy, you must have facial hair. If you're a girl, you must love cats. Not just to message me, but in general. You just have to.

Ink drawings, writing short stories, reading, pondering and rambling about the human condition, juggling clementines,​ being out in nature, travelling, having inane conversation​s.

Metal, Folk, Blues, Classical, '60s/'70s.

I like pastries. It's not a film title, but I thought it worth noting.

Quite fond of films as well, though.

Only a few brilliant ones on DVD. Television itself is lobotomy.

Busy reading a bunch of classics, plus various other books I find interesting for some reason or other. Currently Louis de Bernieres, Neal Stephenson, Cervantes, Bill Bryson, etc. Also, shampoo labels.

Sometimes words from Bill Hicks, Bob Ross, Invader Zim, Dostoyevsky or Dethklok do a backflip in my mind. Currently I have the sentence "you'll​ have to have them all pulled out after the Savoy Truffle"​ in my head, but I wouldn't call it a favourite quote exactly. That would look more like this:

"He had hung a sign around my dead cat's neck. It said meow."

-Kurt Vonnegut

There's so much going on in that little sentence. And perhaps it's good he isn't around to see that today it should be:

"He had put a sign on my cat. It said 'I can has cheezeburger?'"​