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Wazzup​ Ladies and Gents my name is Joel and im one of the funniest dudes ull ever meet ( i make u jizz ur jeans and girls explode milk out of their breasts) so if u live in the area msg me and ILL MAKE U LAUGH UR *** OF and im Lebanese, im very outgoing and ready for anything that happens lol oh and i m very naughty --- NAUGHTY TALKER
Also theres 8 things u dont forget about bOOBS (sory if it offends someone i was bored)​

Unhealthy​ :Curdled milk
Gangster Girls Breast Milk: Kool-Aid
Old Lady : Powdered Milk
Normal: Milk
Fat Chicks : Mayonaise
Very christian or holy woman : HOLY MILK
Skinny Girl : SKIM MILK
Awesome People : RAINBOW MILK

We​ will never sleep, 'cause sleep is for the weak
And we will never rest, 'til we're all ******* dead
We will never sleep, 'cause sleep is for the weak
And we will never rest, 'til we're all ******* deadI have loved, and I have lost
I have turned, and I have tossed
I have listened, and I have watched
I've gave into this for long enough
I have lost, and I have loved
Sleep has stolen far too much
So don't close your eyes, not just yet
Sleep is just a cousin of death

I've said it before, and I'll say it again
If you think you're alive then you're better off dead

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i​ play drums, was in a football team, i love hanginng out with my friends,girl​friend (who dosent)

If u need help with ur french ill help CUZ IM BILINGUEL​

Fav Genre : Deathcore...​(Death Metal + Metalcore)

Fav Bands (metal) :
Bring Me The Horizon, As Blood Runs Black, All Shall Perish, The Black Dahlia Murder, Through The Eyes Of The Dead, The Ghost Inside, Blind Whitness, Terror Horse, White Chapel, Suicide Silence,  Lamb Of God, Antagonize, Job For A Cowboy, Lamb Of God, Nile and more...

Normal Bands Like softer:

Mindless Self Indulgence, Brokencyde, Metro STation, All Time Low, AC/DC, Escape The Fate.

Fav Musicians:
Oliver Sykes - Vocals
Curtis Ward - Guitar
Nick from ABRB - Bass
Matt Nichols - Drums
Mr Leche From ABRB - Drums
Matt Kuykendal - Drums
Garret Harrer - Bass
Alex Webster - Bass
Bucket Head - Guitar Shredder
Lead Singer of JFAC - Brutal Vocals
Drummer of the Nile - NEW ONE!ll​

Happy​ Madison Productions : Grandma's Boy, Little Nicky, Benchwarmers​, The Fish Outa Bong Water, Click, Alot Of Adam Sandler Prod.. (happy mad,,) films

National Lampoons : Rise Of Taj 1 & 2, Christmas Special, Adam & Eve And More.

Production from like, 40 Year Old Virgin, Get Smart, Knocked Up, Zack And Miri Make a Porno, Clerks II, Tenacious D, Beer Fest, Deuce Bigalow (1 & 2 ) Gigalow, alot of movies that habe Rob Shneider, Dane Cooks, THE VICIOUS CIRCLE

Alot of British Films Like : Hot Fuzz, Shaun Of The Dead, How To Alienate People and lose friends in 10 days, Run Fatboy Run,

Fav Actors And Comedians:
#1 = Rob Schneider
Dane Cook
Eddie Griffin
Allen Covert
Adam Sandler
Jim Carrey​

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Did You Know that KFC is one of the most polluting restaurants on the planet because slaughtering​ all those chickens produces GREEN HOUSE GAS! Also they cut off beaks of baby chickens that arent even mature enough  to use to cook there chicken/ SAVE THE CHICKENS AND THE ENVIRONEMENT​ **** YOU KFC

IMA​ PUTMY PENIS IN UR Mouth!
Thats a total load of BLOWJ
Fucken queef,doushe​
Wtf is wrong with you, are u mentally retared?
DICK
Im Gonna Touch Your Children (IM NOT A RAPIST) its just funny when u say it when ur pissed at someon​