My name is Rachel, but my best friends call me Mikey. I'm fourteen adn I want to learn Finnish and French--almo​st everyone wants to learn Spanish, so I want to be different. my favorite band is My Chamial Romanc.

I want to become a photographer​ for AP magazine.

My Chemical Romance, HIM, Fall Out Boy, Alesana, Queen, Journey, Panic At The Disco, Gym Class Heroes, The Academy Is...,  Drop Dead Gorgeous, Chiodos, The Beatles, etc.

Nightmare Before Christmas, The Dark Knight, Edward Scissorhands​, Corpse Bride, etc.

TAI tv.

Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, Breaking Dawn, Evernight, Series Of Unfotunate Events, The umberella Academy, Fear Street, etc. I LOVE vampire books.

The Joker: Let's wind the clocks back a year. These cops and lawyers wouldn't dare cross any of you. I mean, what happened? Did your balls drop off?

The Joker: [Batman slams The Joker’s head on a table] Never start with the head, the victim gets all fuzzy.

The Joker: I want...my phone call. I want it. I want it! I want my phone call!
Detective Stephens: That's nice.
The Joker: How many of your friends have I killed?
Detective Stephens: I'm a twenty year man. I can tell the difference between punks who need a little lesson in manners, and the freaks like you who just enjoy it.
[pause]
Detective Stephens: And you've killed six of my friends.
The Joker: [faking interest, mouths "six"​]

Lt. James Gordon: Harvey Dent never made it home.
The Joker: Of course not.
Lt. James Gordon: What have you done with him?
The Joker: Me? I was right here.
[holds up his arms in handcuffs]
The Joker: Who did you leave him with? Your people? Assuming, of course, they are still *your* people, and not Maroni's. Does it depress you, commissioner​? To know just how alone you really are? Does it make you feel responsible for Harvey Dent's current predicament?​
Lt. James Gordon: Where is he?
The Joker: What's the time?
Lt. James Gordon: What difference does that make?
The Joker: Well, depending on the time, he may in one spot, or several.
Lt. James Gordon: If we're gonna play games...
[takes off Joker's handcuffs]
Lt. James Gordon: I'm gonna need a cup of coffee.
The Joker: Ah, the good cop, bad cop routine?
Lt. James Gordon: Not exactly.

Gambol: [to The Joker] Give me one reason why I shouldn't have my boy here pull your head off.
The Joker: How about a magic trick?
[pulls out a pencil and sticks it upright into the table]
The Joker: I'm gonna make this pencil disappear.
[Gambol's thug walks over to kill The Joker, who slams his face into the pencil and kills him]
The Joker: Ta-daa! It's... it's gone.


Two-Face: [showing the unscarred side] You live.
The Joker: Mm-hmm.
Two-Face: [flips, showing the scarred side] You die.
The Joker: Mmm, now we're talking.


The Joker: [speaking to Two-Face] Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it. You know, I just do things

The Joker: [to the mob after performing his "magic trick"]​ Oh, and by the way, the suit, it wasn't cheap. You oughta know, you bought it

Bruce Wayne: Well today I found out what Batman can't do. He can't endure this. Today you get to say "I told you so."
Alfred Pennyworth: Today, I don't want to.
[pauses for several moments]
Alfred Pennyworth: But I did bloody tell you.


Jack Sparrow: He needs the Pearl. Captain Turner needs the Pearl,
Jack Sparrow: [to Elizabeth] and you felt guilty,
Jack Sparrow: [to Barbossa] and you and your Brethren Court.
Jack Sparrow: Did no one come to save me just because they missed me?
[Everyone looks around. Pintel, Ragetti, and Jack The Monkey cautiously raise their hands]
Jack Sparrow: I'm standing over there with them.

Jack Sparrow: Why should I sail with any of you? Four of you have tried to kill me in the past... one of you succeeded

Jack Sparrow: You may kill me but you may never insult me!

Cotton's Parrot: [after having gun pointed at him by Jack the Monkey] Parlay

Jack Sparrow: Nobody move! Dropped me brain.

Jack Sparrow: Ladies, will you please shut it! Listen to me.
[to Giselle]
Jack Sparrow: Yes, I lied to you.
[to Scarlett]
Jack Sparrow: No, I don't love you.
[to Giselle]
Jack Sparrow: Of course it makes you look fat.
[to Scarlett]
Jack Sparrow: I've never been to Brussels.
[to Giselle]
Jack Sparrow: It is pronounced *egregious*.​
[to Scarlett]
Jack Sparrow: By the way, no. I've never actually met Pizarro, but I love his pies.
[to both]
Jack Sparrow: And all of this pales to utter insignifican​ce in light of the fact that my ship is once again gone. Savvy?


Jack Sparrow: How's mum?
[Captain Teague holds up a decayed shrunken head]
Jack Sparrow: [revolted] ... She looks great.



Gibbs: Well, slap me thrice and hand me to me mama!


Will Turner: You cheated.
Jack Sparrow: Pirate.