im just a simple, complicated guy. i love goofy stuff, and i love people. my favorite thing in life is a good conversation​, and im always looking for one. at one time i was in the US Army, i was a Military Police Officer, and guarded the Pentagon for Sep. 11th, 2001.. which I have a piece of btw.... if you want to know anything more, say hi sometime.

a lil more about me, i am now a Police Officer again. hopefully that doesnt offend you, as it has many in the past lol. i dont know why, but some people dont like police.


btw, for those of you who would prefer to use snail mail, i have no problem with it at all, id actually welcome it. i think its been about 10-15 years since i got somethin in the mail other than a bank statement or a bill lol. so heres my address if youd like it:


Randell Ivey
18836 Coffman Rd.
Elkmont, AL 35620

btw, if you would like to see more pictures just ask and i would be happy to either change the one on my page for your enjoyment, or send you some by email lol. other than that there are some on my myspace page which you can reach by using the link listed.

well i love a good conversation​ no matter what its about. im not a perve or anything like that. and i have no expectations​ of anyone other than honesty. if you dont want to talk to me, just say so. anyone is more than welcome to say hi anytime

fish , chat online, pool, bowling, chess, a great conversation​, texas hold'em, risk is the best board game ever, learning how to dance, coaching my lil 9 y/o cousins who play little league baseball for Johnson Elementary, and feeding ducks in the park on a relaxing saturday afternoon.(d​ont make fun of the ducks), and id love to get over my fear of horses, they're beautiful, but huge and powerful, ive been kicked by one before, so thats why im a lil cautious around them

tim mcgraw, seether, brooks &; dunn, kenny chesney, the eagles, nirvana, nickelback, johnny cash, green day, matchbox 20(back in the day), rob thomas, breaking benjamin, staind, linkin park, brad paisley, adam sandler, eminem, jet, keith urban, lifehouse, rascal flatts, train

Dances With Wolves, Vanilla Sky, Gladiator,sh​es the man, the breakfast club, kids, risky bussiness, cinderella man, pippie longstocking​s, blackhawk down, and earnest p. worrell movie, harry potter, the stand, it, love actually, walk the line, dazed & confused, elizebethtow​n, 8 seconds, urban cowboy, 3, for love of the game, the legend of baggar vance, saving private ryan, good will hunting, there are tons more that i cant think of off the top of my head at the moment, but stay tuned

The West Wing(i miss this one not being on anymore), COPS, without a trace, NCIS, greys' anatomy, that 70s' show, LOST, not really into reality tv

harry potter, where the wild things are, if you can think of a good book, let me know. i like reading

""​I dream of a better tomorrow, when chickens can cross the road and not be questioned of their motives!!""​


As you look up towards the sky,
A little bird poops in your eye
You don't complain,
and you don't cry.
You just thank God that
Cows don't fly!!



"Someti​mes lifes just hard for no reason at all."