I should start by saying, to whoever’s reading this, “Hello and Welcome!” But I won’t, and not because I’m rude. I’ll say “Ciao! Benvenuti!” Instead, as I’m learning Italian and I need to practice. xD

Anyway,

I’m Roberto (please call me Robby), I’m 20 years old so, time is of essence… which leads me to ask myself ‘why in the world am I wasting it writing on here?’ But I’ll just add this to my endless list of questions left unanswered, along with “What did I have for breakfast today?”, ‘cause I honestly can’t remember! It might have been scrambled eggs, though… I usually have scrambled eggs for breakfast, so why should today have been any different, right!?

I’m from Madeira (a Portuguese Island – for those of you who think it’s just a freakin’ dot on the map!!!), but as for now I’m living in Lisbon. Most of the time, though, I’m just living inside my head, in this cute little town where the buildings are all made of chocolate, and you can get really cool clothes for free, and nice smelling old ladies give away mangos on the street, and love exists just like it does on classic Disney movies… but without the singing-outt​a-nowhere, and the dying-and-wa​king-up-with​-a-kiss or the uuugly outfits! Oh, no wicked witches allowed either! I call it ‘little town where the buildings are made of chocolate’. Yeah, most people call it ‘Dreamland’,​ but I call it ‘little town where the buildings are made of chocolate’, so just GET OVER IT! =)

I’m aware of the fact that I’m just rambling, but I should be studying right now, and I don’t feel like it, so I figured I don’t feel as bad about it if I convince myself that I’m doing something else which is also really really important! First, I decided I needed vitamins to concentrate better, so I went to the supermarket and bought lots of fruits to make myself milkshakes… and afterwards I fed my kids and just sat there watching them eat, which didn’t seem very important so I started to feel bad, and then I just decided one of the walls in my room was too empty, so I started cutting out these really COOL pictures from magazines and putting them on my wall… but then I got bored, and now I’m here… writing… this!

Yes! I have too kids! ^^ I try to be the best parent I can… but I honestly think they hate me anyway! Their names are Leonardo and Giocconda.

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This one’s Leonardo – He’s the STAR! Or so he seems to think. Just you look at his pose! ^^

Well, anyway, if you – person who is reading this – are thinking of messaging me (greetings from Portugal, by the way), please read:

- I don’t reply to every single message I get… at all… I’m sorry. Seriously, I’m just too lazy. So, if you’re expecting me to answer back, u better be like, insanely cool! xD

- FYI, I’m BROKE… like all the time, so don’t bother sending me messages asking to give you money… And even if I wasn’t, and even if I wanted to give you people money (which I don’t), I wouldn’t be able to because, you see, I know how to pay for stuff with my card, I know how to withdraw money.. and that’s about it! I don’t ‘speak’ bank! xD But, on the other hand, if you're thinking about GIVING ME money... hey, let's talk! ahah xD

- “I’m fine! Thanks. =)” – This is the reply to everyone who has or is thinking about sending me a message saying “Hi! How are you?”. So… you can just read it here ‘cause I obviously won’t answer back… unless I’m really bored… or unless I’m looking for something to distract me from studying. Anyway… u get the point xD

- If you’re looking for a relationship​… move on! lol I actually like sex… a lot! So, having a lover who lives like a gazillion miles away from me, is not my ideal of a healthy relationship​. And the idea of having someone that wants to travel a gazillion miles just to come and meet me… is creepy! And… erm… I’m into boys so… sorry!

Oh, and I’d just like to say to all the Koreans in this website, that I do know where Korea is! I did take Geography in High School. But I actually did a little research to find out more, and I have learned that the population is of about 50 million people, 34 million of which have internet access! Which, explains A LOT.

Apart from what I mentioned above… Just be cool, have a sense of humour, be smart! =)
Oh, and in case you’re wondering, I’m really into snail mail! Love getting letters, Love writing letters! ^^

| Reading | Writing | Photography | Cooking | Leonardo & Giocconda | Snail mail | Travelling |

I listen to a lil' bit of everything, cheesy pop, Jazz, Blues, Indie...
Some Favorites:
- Charlotte Martin
- Lucie Silvas
- Stars
- Michael Bublé
- Frank Sinatra
- Pink Martini
- The Submarines
- The Postal Service
- Etta James
- Sara Vaughn
- Zero Assoluto
- Laura Pausini
- Sufjan Stevens
- Ben Folds
- Peter Cincoti
- Jane Monheit
- Sia
- Feist
- Beyoncé
- The Killers
- Muse
- Keane
(. . . MANY more)

- Le Fabuleux Destin d'Amélie Poulain | - Jeux D'enfants
- La vita è Bela | - Breakfast at Tiffany's
- Singing in the rain | - Hello Dolly
- Some like it Hot | - My fair lady
- Magnolia | - American Beauty
- Titanic (xD) | - Meet Joe Black
- Romeo & Juliet | - Moulin Rouge
- Chicago | - The color purple
- The Curious caseof Benjamin Button
- Slumdog Millionaire | - Tim Burton's Movies
- Disney's Movies..
(And MANY more)

- Grey's Anatomy
- Desperate Housewives
- Gossip Girl
- Weeds
- Six Feet Under
- The O.C.
...

'One Hundred Years of Solitude' - Gabriel Garcia Marquez
'Lolita' - Vladimir Nabokov
'The Picture of Dorian Gray' - Oscar Wilde
...
I also like Dan Brown xD

"It will look like tinkerbell kicked your but" xD by: shinycandydr​ops