OHMG hey. My name is kristah and (IM NOT GHETTO AT ALL) I live in NEW JERSEY. im tall tan and a brunette who enjoys long walks on the beach... no jk. lmfao.  im funny and i love anything that has to do with shopping i guess. my absolute favorite color is burgundy. i listen to others if you talk to me so TALK. IT. UP. i love making awkward situations more awkward. like in the movies during the previews or when its an emotional part of the movie where its a real nail biter me and my friends always have like random obnoxious comments. or we'll make some type of animal noise and/or grunt. believe me im not weird at all im totally normal...i mean its not like i have turrets or anything(; if you havent noticed already i have a vivd imagination and im very complex if you cant handle it, or youre already weirded out, then nows the time to turn back while you can bc it only gets more vivid from here. i love laughing which i pretty much do all the time soo im a generally happy person. im obsessed with painting my nails. people say that i am pretty mature for my age. hmm im really preppy and funny.  im kinda loud and obnoxious well i have to be loud bc im a cheerleader i mean hello. but im not too obnoxious that its ahnoying. cheerleading​ is like the most amazing sport ever and yes it is a sport. its hard as hell. you have to have a steel pair of balls to survive hence the reason im still here today. im an easy person to talk to (depending on what youre talking about)whethe​r it be about how your boyfriend or girlfriend broke up with you or if your brother wore your boxers or like masturbated on them or something then im here to talk about it. whatever it is it cant be that weird. i mean if you already bothered reading this far then youve hit the trifecta of weirdness. (: when i grow up i want to be a supermodel. :food is good. ask about anything if u want it cant be too weird i mean come on now. i have a myspace. its: - - - -> www.myspace​.com/babiekr​ys
oh yeah and i realize that this is kinda long and sorry for that but if you havent noticed already i love to talk. not one of my best qualities and im sorry for that:)
ARE YOU JERKING ME?! SIX PEOPLE BOOKMARKED ME WHO IS IT??? OMG NOW SEVEN PEOPLE!!!!! OMG NOWWW EIGHT!!! WHAT IS THIS?! NOW SEVEN!!!! EIGHT AGAIN!!!!!! NOW NINE WHAT THE HECK WELL DAM N NOW TEN JEEZE JEESUS 11!! NOW BACK TO 10 NOW 9 wow im getting tired of typing in ALL caps

I want a pen pal who is good to talk to and is into some of the things i am and more. and a penpal who is an actual pen pal and not some creeper. read the following if ANY apply to you then see ya lata. continue on if necessary...​ NO PEDOS! or predators and/ or rapers. or a predator whos registered in twenty three states not uh totally NOT interested im afraid YOU have the wrong fifteen year old girl. hah nooo thankyou andd NOO child molesters inpersonatin​g a little girl from iowa named sally and just wants to meet you bc you have sooo much in common. you agree with little sally and the next thing you know BOOM. you get raped in all kinds of ways no one knew was even possible. you dont even want to know what kinda ways im talking about bc there are ahlot that are unimaginable​ and disturbing. just writing this is giving me images ech. if you watch law and order SVU then you sure do know what im talking about. LOL. haha well im not laughing and its no joke. i dont want some stranger taking dirty to me. lmao. haha its not like i want some forty some year old guy getting sexy in the shower thinking about me.  its not like if youre old im gonna meet you in the alley and let you BEAT.THAT.AS​.S really its not like any fifteen year old girl is gonna let some weird AS S sixty year old guy grope, fondle,or commit a raping on them. really, its not gonna get me all hot and bothered seeing a way past middle aged man be on top of me raping me that shi t is fuc king PIGNASTY. hah yeah really bc that kinda shi t gives me a total HARD ONNNN. haha nah not really bc thats just weird. anyways i know it totally seems like im asking ahlot in a penpal or whatever but the piggish truth of it all is that i just dont want an old way past middle aged guy and/or a thirty year old raper like messaging me i mean seriously cumm on now. why would i want to even bother with your raper as s. its ahnoying enough that some jack as ses dont even have pictures.  like seriously WTF? thats soo annoying seriously if you dont have the balls to show your true self to the world then dont talk to me i mean HELLO?! lmao. i mean if you dont have a picture than f u c k THE HELL OFFFF. youre probably some weird as s predator who sodomizes six year old girls with homemade baseball bats and jacks off in the bathroom on a dirty t-shirt bc you cant get any from your wife or the six year old girl down the street. yeah thats right i went THERE.  you see i just made an awkward situation ten degrees more awkward but i probably wont do it, only if we become really good friends. ooh lucky you(: i mean its not my fault youre a little creeper who cant get any and that youre soo pathetic that you hid on like fourteen year old girl. i mean seriously i bet you my dog couldget more than you now THATS what i call PATHETIC.
** dont comment me and be all "UHH I WANT TO F U C K YOU!!" or like "YOURE SOOO SEXY". first off i dont need some forty something year old man with a wife and four kids telling me that. second off i dont want to know your perverted thoughts and fantasies of F U C K I N G  me. its like i know what your thinking but just keep it to yourself you got me? seriously i do NOT want you to tell me ALL about how youre soooo good at having phone se x. really how good can you be youre NOT even doing anything. i mean any forty year old creeper can be all "TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS LITTLE GIRL." i mean seriously thats just effing weird. like i dont even know why you people even bring that kinda shi t up i mean i dont want to be thinking about you whispering sweet nothings in my ear. puhlese its more like silent rapings in my ear. oh yeah and whats with people and taking pictures shirtless when they have no abs and theyre just fat?i mean seriously do us all a favor and put it AWAY! HALF OF YOU ARE FREAKS AND/OR WEIRDOS so seriously fu ck the hell off especially if you dont have a picture bc thats just creepy. sure anyone can say that they look like an abercrombie model and tell you all about how theyre computer isnt letting them put pictures. my AS S youre probably a middle aged momma's boy who cant get any. you probably masturbate on the phone to your little brother whos balls didnt even drop yet so hes completely and utterly clueless as to what you are doing. hes probably wondering what in the hell is my non as s getting reject of a brother doing. really why would you put a little kid through all of that pain in suffering you twisted fu ck. i seriously wouldnt be all that surprised if you have phone se x with him. really thats just queer as hell.

i just basically need help with my French and im going there this summer so itd be good to know the language.

modeling...s​hopping..GUY​SSSSS..cheer​leading..dan​cing..guitar​ hero III tennis...vol​leyball.....​.soccer...i like watching mtv hit lists for some reason..talk​ing on the phone...talk​ing in general..tex​ting...lacro​sse...PARTY.​....going to the movies... hanging out with my BFF for L

*i overuse words like: super, totally, omg, lmao, lol, idts(i dont think so), like, soooooo.....​:) ROFL! holy crap seriously (and i tend to overuse sarcasm) can you handle it?

3OH!3
LMFAO
millionaires​
locksley
Lady Gaga
nirvana
bow wow wow (NO not the rapper)
the futureheads
the arctic monkeys
the jonas brothers
sex pistols
hellogoodbye​
the strokes
the red hot chili peppers
dirty vegas
right said fred
metro station
ROONEY
goldfrapp
finger eleven
cartel
METALLICA (weird i know well for me)
yellow card
the police
boys like girls
gunther
the pack(one song:candy look it up its funny)
rihanna
velvet revolver
the chemical brothers
posion
kiss
hot hot heat
the veronicas
three days grace
benny benassi
ac.dc
ok go
robin thicke
katy perry
maroon 5
spoon
all time low
emmy
asides
the secret handshake, and others too just NOT country but thats cool if youre into that sort of thing.

not another teen movie, mean girls:),dist​urbia, becoming jane, marie antionette, breakfast at tiffanys, wild hogs,oceans 11, the forty year old virgin, knocked up, super bad, clueless, oceans 13, all james bond movies, the hills have eyes 1&2, the hitcher, jeepers creepers, rush hour 2,the girl next door, national treasure, DEAD silence, basically anything that entertains me. =D *i think that scary movies are funny

90210,desper​ate housewives, heroes,the OC, nip tuck,wizards​ of waverly place, heroes, munk,the hills, burn notice,ameri​ca's next top model, gossip girl, LOST,general​ hospital night shift,days of our lives, law and order, ugly betty, phineas and ferb, and MORE

Gossip girl,  pretty little liars series, nancy drew i love a good mystery

- shi t is fu cking IGNORANT
- Perversion is a closed minded persons perception
- Is that a mirror in your pocket, bc i can see myself in your pants.
- disgusting slimy pervert
- f u c k you sideways... TUESDAY
-bang her like a beast-the girl next door
- ew
- as if- clueless
- dam girl...yous a FREAK! give it to me shes a BEAST!-the pack
-he's so hot i could bake cookies on him!-icarly
- im just jerking you!!!- ME
- all you need is a good **** !!!- go ask alice
- DO the DEW!!!
-its not considered rape if you like it
-delightly tacky yet unrefined-ho​oters
- you gotta be hot to ride that jock
- i whip my **** around!!!
- danggggg gina
- come quietly
- why so nervous?
- RRRAAAANNNDD​DYY!!!
- spandex are a privilege not a right
- go somewhere
- suck it
- i always accept candy from strangers.
- theres no I in TEAM but theres ME.
- sticky and wet makes mommy upset
-im sweating like five hogs.
- beauty is in the eye of the beholder, thats why everyone but you thinks that youre ugly.
- somethings a rye
- kill the bitch
- gag me with a spoon
- grody to the max
- ride it like you STOLE it!