OK let's spice this thing up a little! You know how people always say they don't know what to say when they suddenly need to describe themselves. Well, I suffer from the same thing. But I think my description was kind of lame so I'm going to start over again. This has been lame enough so far, so let's get to it!​

You can read my ASL in the above, so no need mentioning that. I live on my own with my two cats Azraël and Mojo. I seek adventure and enjoy exciting things. Currently my mind is set on having fun and travelling, preferably in combination with eachother, and to be specific: travelling through Australia for 6 months (yes, backpacking!​ I don't care how unoriginal that may sound, I'm still going to do it - hey it was my idea first anyway, it's just that they stole it from me, lol). 

I'm witty but it doesn't always come out right. I like to make fun of myself and others (within reason, of course), and I can laugh at ironic things. Embarrassing​ things that happen to me or other people are funny, and, as far as I'm concerned bad things can be funny as well (satirical kind of humor). Stephen King once wrote (freely translated to English because I read it in Dutch): It's so horrible it's funny, and it's so funny it's horrible. That's exactly what it is, man.

My​ Likes:​
- Walking the bridge across the Maas and enjoying the 'sort-of' fresh air (just forget about the pollution for a sec).
- People who dare to stand up for what they believe in
- People who dare to take risks or make a difference
- Sunflower seeds
- Crawling into bed on a dark, stormy night
- Girl-talks
- Pretty views and landscapes
- The smell of a wet lawn
- Lemon tea with a LOT of lemon juice
- The color pink
- Singing along to pop songs

My​ Dislikes:​
- Men who shave their chest hair (sorry fellas)
- A clogged toilet
- Cat hairs on my black jeans
- Freezing cold (though snow is nice around Christmas time)
- Coffee gone cold
- Lemon tea with sugar
- Public bathrooms
- Too sweet tastes

Wha​t REALLY pisses me off:​
- Animal cruelty
- False accusations
- Hypocrisy

I WANT PEOPLE FOR EMAIL EXCHANGE!!!

PLEASE​ read my profile before you write me! It may give you something to write about!​

Also,​ I'm not going to marry you and I'm not your sweetie/hunn​ybunny/baby/​et cetera!!! And I can't spare any money, man, I mean: I work to make a living! Geez!​

Traveling, photography,​ writing, reading, music, dancing, animals, nature, people, fun fun fun!

OK, a short list because I could go on forever: I like this last song of Jason Mraz but I still have to see what he produced on his album, so I can't call him a favourite yet. Rihanna, Anouk, Alphabeat, Amy Winehouse, Matchbox20, John Legend, Fall Out Boy, George Michael, Kanye West, NeYo, Sara Bareilles, The Ting Tings, Adele, Justin Timberlake, N.E.R.D., Snoop Dogg, Robbie Williams (where has he been, FFS?!), Christina Aguilera, err... well... here does the list end. I listen to just about anything, as long as there's soul in it. Eric Clapton and Joe Cocker, too. Neal Diamond.
Oh wait, the list had ended.

Too damn many. Un Baiser S'il Vous Plaît, Amélie, The Libertine, Donnie Darko, Happy Feet, The Mist, Cube, The Green Mile and all the movies Johnny Depp played a leading role in, of course, like Pirates of the Caribbean and What's Eating Gilbert Grape, but that's just because he's the coolest actor ever.

Scrubs, Reaper, Malcolm in the Middle, Friends (yes, always and forever- go Chandler Bing!),  Sex and the City, That 70s Show, and errr....
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wait, there's more, I know it...
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Ah yes! Frasier, the Office...
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meh, nevermind. Too many, I told you.

Jane Eyre (always No. 1), The Secret History, The Handmaid's Tale, Lord of the Flies, The Lost Labyrinth and High Fidelity. And basically everything Stephen King wrote, but his best remains The Stand.

​It's easier to b*tch and whine, than to jack it up and do something about it.​
-Dr. Phil
(think whatever you want about him, but the man sure knew what he was sayin')

Tod​ay is the first day of the rest of your life.​
Dont remember who said that.