hello how are you

Tomorrow is Christmas!
Merry Christmas―★
aww how have you been? =)

Just a selection box. She told me she was getting me that anyway. I've eaten it!

Bloodyhell..​. when you gonna get the rest of the presents!? You've got like1 day left! And meadowhall is proper packed on xmas eve!

We need to get some more booze for new year. Don't think my auntie and uncle are coming up. I don't want them to anyways I chuffin hate my dad's side of the family. They're right selfish bastards.
And yeah he is from London ha. His accents like half yorkshire half cockey.

I think Jess is going to Scotland for new years.

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Aww. I only opened Jen's and Nicole's early. And i've already eaten Nicoles!
I don't know where Jen got it from. She gave it to me in a Marks & Spencer bag so I thought she'd got it from there.

I know everyone's poorly in our house and it's dad's fault! When I had cold the other week I gave it him and he's given it to everyone now! We've all got sore throats and i've got swollen bloody glands!

How comes you going meadowhall on crimbo eve? You not got everyone's prezzies? Yeah i've finished mine. I finished ages ago! I only bought for you, Nicole, Jen & Tom. I'm that skint i've not even bought mum and dad this year.

Ha yeah we'll have a good new year! Fetch as much booze as you want :) I need to find out if our Claire's coming or not. If not we'll still have a laugh. My auntie & uncle might be coming up and he's a right fat cockney! Not sure yet though. I'll let you know nearer time.

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Haha i'm always telling my dad! And today he's got a cold (which i've now got and swollen glands!) and he's been coughing ALL day and me and mum have both had a go at him!

Sarah! How dare you open your pressie early! Actually, I opened Jennies on Friday so I can't really say anything... It was an Audrey Hepburn cup :)

Aww what's up with you? Illness, I mean. You gotta work xmas eve?
And no I don't have any plans for New Year! I'm glad you mentioned it actually because I forgot to ask you. You fancy stopping at mine? :) Claire might be stopping aswell and we've stocked up on booze! Ha.
Up to you :)

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Aww glad that everythings back to normal!
Ha I know what you mean about people chewing loud. My dad and brother do it and it makes me want to punch them! I proper hate people who chew loud!

Ha you won't have broke your jaw. I think you'd know if you broke your jaw!
Eee last day of school tomorrow! English was cancelled again! Wilford wasn't here. Probably had a "migrane"​. She has more days off than you!

Your present is under my tree and I want to open it so bad! I swear it keeps winking at me to open it. I hope you haven't opened mine yet!
How's work going?

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Ha. I only watched X Factor for him! Then when he got voted off I was right gutted! I didn't have any Saturday night totty!

Ha he is doing a hairdressers​ apprentiship​. Says on his MySpazz. Jess laughed at it too :)

Bloodyhell..​. hope you're mum's alright. Has she come back home? And if not, where the hell will she go!?
I didn't know you had a big family Boxing Day meal? Ha, why was he an embarassment​ last year?
Hope everything is alright though. If not then you know where I am.

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You know who Austin is. Only because you've just googled him :)
HOW SEXUAL!?

Ha, yeah good point about Rob & Josh. Ha, Josh is doing a hairdressing​ apprentiship​! But Russell Kane, Austin and Scott are from Essex... and they're just pure sex on legs :)

Ahhh i'll give you your present tomorrow aswell then. EEEE IT'S CHRISTMAS DAY NEXT WEEK!

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Haha when he's on about when the cat ate the christmas tree wire? I was proper pissing myself!
I liked that bit when he went "You better not be reading Penguin Classics, you freak!"​
But yeah, shall we go see him? Me and you can go sheff one day or something and get tickets? I really wanna go see him.

What is it with me and Essex lads? Dunno! I love the accent! Austin's from Essex and he's like... PHWOAR! All the lads I know from Essex are phwoar! :) Russel Brand's ugly though!

When shall I drop the dress off then?
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I know i'm glad I found one too!
Ha he's proper funny aint he!
And he's from ESSEX =D So i'll be "PHWOARING"​ when he's talking!

I think it's me, you and Phil going. Not sure yet though. I really wanna go see him though. And if tickets are a tenner i'm not missing out on that! I'll go get em after xmas or something.

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