Hi, I'm David. At the moment when I update this, I'm 24 years old. I'm born and raised in Amsterdam, The Netherlands.​ Yes, that little country in the wild wild west of Europe, of the (wind)mills,​ wooden shoes and the 'legal' weed and prostitution​. Heck, I live in hell on Earth... ;)

As my nickname and the previous paragraph already predicts, I'm pretty sarcastic in pretty everything that I say or do. Even though I can be best described as an optimistic realist, which can be serious as well from time to time. And I guess it's best to be serious now for a minute or so to talk a bit about my intentions.

I'm just looking for some cool keyboard pals (snail mail isn't quite my thing, I'm a bit too impatent for that, so I won't use a pen in my correspondan​ce a lot), preferably from around my age (let's say from 18 till 30), regardless where you are from. Guess you can talk just as well with someone from Finland, Brazil or Australia, to name just some examples.

I'm not specificly looking for a relationship​, just friendship, but who knows what friendship can lead to. :) So if you are just open-minded,​ humorous, honest, not afraid to just be yourself and you got quite a strong opinion, just to name some character points, then we might be on the start of what hopefully will become a long friendship at the least.

If I'm the 27.634.233rd​ person that visits your page and because of that, I'm the winner of 10 million US Dollars, please convert that figure into Euros and deliver it to my home address in 50 Euro bills. And oh yeah, up the shut frig to the tax office. ;)

And oh yeah, becoming friends is 1 thing, but you actually have to do something more to earn that privilege than to just send a friend request without us having spoken a word to each other at all. I'll decline most of these kind of friend requests anyway.

I speak a very little bit of Swedish, which I would love to improve. I also still have some ambitions of learning Finnish one day, but that language is só hard, especially for somebody that sucks in grammar anyway.

Tack för läsa / Kiitos.

Photography is my biggest hobby, but I'm also interested in soccer, tennis, basketball, american football and ice hockey. Other hobbies are gaming (PS3), listening some music, reading, going out to preferably bars and (Irish) pubs, computering,​ debating and writing.

Rock music. Don't really have a preference for 1 kind of rock music, only the harder, less melodious kinds of metal aren't quite my thing.

Comedies, thrillers, action movies.

Dit Was Het Nieuws, South Park, Myhtbusters,​ Brainiac, Top Gear, plenty more that I cannot think of at this moment.

I read mainly detectives & thrillers. Some of my favourite writers are Jonathan Kellerman, James Patterson, Arnaldur Indridason, Joseph Finder and Dennis Lehane.

* Why do cartoon characters usually got only 4 fingers on each hand?
* Why do buses, trams, trains and metros don't have seat belts?
* Poets lie the truth.
* What happens if a guy asks for a cocktail in a gay bar?
* What's the deal with the alphanumeric​al codes as names for cellphones?