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sarcasticqueen

(Edith) 17 y.o., Female

Last logged in 17 hours ago
Last updated at 6:10am BST on July 10, 2008
Joined on August 14, 2007


About Me:

Alright, so summer has flown by, and I am in desperate need of a German tutor. Any help would be greaty appreciated,​ even if it's just a little bit of help >_<

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I am an american, tall, thin, red hair, green eyes, the usual. I love to read, and i am very sarcastic. Meeting new people makes me very happy, and music is my life! i love to sing! I am also somewhat of a nerd, i play videogames, computergame​s, and i read comic books and go to conventions.​ haha. I am really looking forward to meeting people!

One of my favorite things to do is curl up with a snack and a drink and do nothing but lay in bed and read all day. I am a socail addict, and constantly crave conversation​ and interaction with other human beings. If i were any animal, I'd want to be a cat or a Kiwi bird. I don't wear makeup unless it is necessary. I'm in love with a boy named Dorian, but it is unrequited, which makes me feel like some psycho stalker, haha. The way to my heart is with a good book. I can cook, and I enjoy cooking. I love to listen to the stories my elders have to tell. I'm reckless, I have a hot temper, and I'm too blunt about things. I consider Laurel to be my best friend, and I miss having Pat as a best friend. On second thought, no i dont. I'm through blaming myself for that.
I don't enjoy kissing, I think sex is overrated, and i have the worst taste in guys. haha. Hmm..... I can't stand beer, I think too much, and I love the drink Bawls. I go into deep trains of thought a lot. I'm a messy person, you can tell from my handwriting.​ I'm not a good student, I procrastinat​e. I'm a hopeless romantic, although I do not believe Ii'll ever find "the one". I'm always here to listen, but not if you'll ask my advice only to ignore it. I don't know what i want to do for the future, or a job (other than a pr0n* maybe, haha) I love videogames, I spend wayyy too much time on the internet....​.... I am deathly afraid of midgets (no, it's not a joke, and no offense to those of you who are vertically challenged, I am just creeped out by the way midgets are proportioned​. I'm sure they're wonderfully nice people.) I tend to be a bit racist towards mexicans because of how my mother was treated growing up in New Mexico. I often daydream and have "what if" scenarios. I'm a pessimist...​.No, i take that back. I'm pragmatic: Hoping for the best while expecting the worst. I tend to go too far with things, but I don't know it unless it is too late. I don't really give a **** what people think of me, but everyone is entitled to their own opinion. I can't stand people who remind me of me. Batman is my hero, so is my aunt. I'm afraid that when I drive, or ride in a car, the windsheild is going to crack and cut me into a gazillion pieces. (stupid, yes, i know, but fear is not always rational). I love to work with my hands, whether it's installing a doorknob or working on restoring an old Model T. My favorite scent is Peppermint, my favorite foods are as follows: Grandma's Cinnamon Rolls, Plums so ripe you can just suck the pit right out,Beef Stew, and Lasagna. I've been hurt before, and each time, it makes it harder and harder to trust. I'm tired of getting hurt. My favorite color is green, I think accents are sexy,
Hmm..... I dont think I'm attractive, but I am outgoing and sarcastic. I don't appreciate things until it is too late, I'm afraid of getting hurt. I don't like spicy things, I believe in the Loch Ness monster.... hmm.....i'm out of room now, but if you want to know, ask!

Requests:

My first language is Swedish, but it's been so long since I've spoken it, or been spoken to in it i'm afraid i don't remember much, I would love to re-learn the language. I would also like to learn Japanese, Spanish, French, and German. Mostly, I would just love to make friends from all over the world!!Singi​ng is my life, and music is my world, so is reading. Books, unlike people, will never let me down. I feel more comfortable talking with guys, but i have no problem with girls. Just please be friendly!

****new*****​

Alright, I've got a new policy. I don't care who you are, where you are from, how good looking you are, or how hot you think i am. If you add me to IM before reading my profile, i will block you. If you ask me if i have webcam, i will block you IMMEDIATELY!​.I am SO sick of guys IMing me and asking if i have a webcam. I have a mind, i can talk, and i do NOT just want to be some way for a guy to get his rocks off!!!!!! if that's all you are interested in, don't even bother talking to me. Just because i am an american does not mean i am a ****.

Interests, Hobbies, etc.:

Reading,
Writing,
Singing,
Listening to Music,
Going to Taco Bell at one in the morning,
Spending too much time on the internet,
Talking to people,
learning new languages,
memorizing useless facts,
working with horses,
flirting,
Boys!!!,
Languages,
Sleeping,
Painting,
Photography,​
Video Games,
Guitar, Piano,
Anything Really!

Favorite Music:

I like almost anything, mostly things before 1968, electronica/​techno/dance​, Modern pop, Alternative,​ Ska, Broadway Musical Soundtracks,​ but not really rap.

Some artists that i listen to are:


Frank Sinatra, Nat King Cole, Queen, Three Days Grace, Panic! At the Disco, Fall Out Boy,Pink Floyd, Kansas, All that Remains,  Blue Oyster Cult, Red Elvises, As I Lay Dying, Basshunter, Paul Van Dyk, Dj Tiest, Dido, Doris Day, The Housewives, The Pillows, The Killers, Avril Lavigne,  Disney Tunes, Josh Turner, Malcom and the Oi Oi Boys, Linkin Park, Laibach, Single File, Rise Against, Boys Like Girls, Hellogoodbye​, Simple Plan, Good Charlotte, Lamb of God, My Chemical Romance, Coldplay,  Finger Eleven, R.E.M., Puddle of Mudd, Rolling Stones, Styx, Offspring, Evanescence,​ Seether, Avenged Sevenfold, Toby keith, Hinder, Reba, Johnny Cash,  Nightwish, Wierd Al, Bobby McFerrin, Bond....

I mostly listen to songs for the lyrics.

Favorite Movies:

hmmm, Any of the Ocean's movies, Disney Movies, Horror, Comedy, Action, i'm easy, ^_^, but i really really like those old movies like the original Guys and Dolls, The Pit and the Pendulum,  Ret Skeleton, ord of the Rings, Star Wars, Star Trek, Red Dragon, Silence of the Lambs, Hannibal Rising, Mystery Science Theater, Monty Python, Anything with Gene Wilder......​....  FIGHT CLUB!!!!! haha. Meet the Robinsons...​........

Favorite TV Shows:

House, Inuyasha, Stargate SG-1, Farscape, Firefly, Star Trek, Avatar: The Last Airbender, The Fairly Odd Parents, Danny Phantom, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Futurama , Robot Chicken, Scrubs, Doctor Who, Pinky and the Brain, Monty Python's Flying Circus, The Whitest Kids You Know, Office Space, Worst Witch, Crashbox, Invader Zim, Dexter, Justice League: Unlimited, Batman, Batman Beyond, South Park, etc.

Favorite Books:

I work at a book store, so again, it's hard to choose a favorite!

some good ones are: Anything by Tamora Pierce, madeline L'engle, Jules Verne, Charlainne harris, Stephanie Mayer Too many to name! I love to read almost as much as i love to sing.
A Hat Full Of Sky, The Phantom Tollbooth, Morrigan's Cross, Dance of the Gods, Valley of Silence, In Search of Dracula, 20, 000 Leagues Under The Sea, The Time Machine, Mike & Else's Swedish Song Book, The Wind's Twelve Quarters, Earthsea, The Chrystal Singer, Sticky Fingers, The Green Millenium, Beast, The Maiden's Bequest, The Minister's Restoration,​ The Laird's Inheritance,​ Shadows of Velvet, The Art of War, Pure Dead Magic, The Lord of the Rings, Specails, Pretties, Uglies, Moon Caled, Blood Bound, Q, Alienation of Affection, Slaughter House, Red Dragon, Silence of the Lambs, If He Hollers, Kitty and the Midnight Hour, Definately Dead, Club Dead, Living Dead in Dallas, Dead as a Doornail, Wolf Tower, Wolf Star, Wolf Queen, The Left Hand of Darkness, Blood Music, Confidentail​ Confessions,​ Ella Enchanted, Too Much Water, Number the Stars, A Summer to Die, Ransom for a Killer, Nancy Drew ser, Bloodline, Artemis Fowl books, Harry Potter books (Except the last one. that dissappointe​d me greatly.), Cirque Du Freak series, Dracula, Frankenstein​, To Kill A Mockingbird,​ Agatha Christie books, I Rode a Horse of Milk White Jade, Shiva's Fire, Legal Drug, Born Bad, The Cat Who... Series, Animal Ark books, Fanged and Fabulous, Calling on Dragons, Talking with Dragons, The Dark is Rising, Midnight Predator, Tall, Dark, and Dead, Mists of Avalon, Suki, The Neverending Story, Interview With a Vampire, A Tale of Two Cities, anything by Ray Bradburry, Blood Bound, Moon Called, Iron Kissed, The art of War, Shogun......​. The list goes on....

Favorite Quotes:

too many to chose!

"All my knights in shining armor turned out to be jerks in alluminum foil"

"of course it's in your head harry, but what's to say it's not real?"

"rememb​er, the most beautiful things in the world are the most useless"​

"A wise man once said, 'i don't know, ask a woman"'​

'Always listen to experts. They'll tell you what can't be done and why. Then do it.' - Robert Heinlein

'It is better to look ahead and prepare than to look back and regret.' - Jackie Joyner-Kerse​e

'Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind.' - William Shakespeare

'We know what we are, but not what we may be.' - William Shakespeare

'The dance is a poem of which each movement is a word.' - Mata Hari

'Life isn't fair. It's just fairer than death, that's all.' - William Goldman

'Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I don't like that attitude. I can assure them it is much more serious than that.' - Bill Shankly

'It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.' - Antoine de Saint-Exuper​y

' A Dancer is only a fool to those who can't hear the music'

"If life were to suddenly get fair. i doubt it would happen in high school"​

To let love remain unspoken, is a fast way to have your heart broken.
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.​
Isaac Asimov

oh man und bei mir trieft es nach Stress und ich mache nichts
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danielle16 15 at 10:14pm BST on Aug 29, 2008
im great thx, and you?:}
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danielle16 15 at 2:29am BST on Aug 27, 2008
hello.:}
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lilcholo 14 at 7:11am BST on Aug 3, 2008
hiiiiiiiii
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SarcasticDrynut 23 at 4:30pm BST on Jul 15, 2008
So you dated DJ's eh? Is it true what has been told about DJ's that they usually arent the brightest people out there? Or did you by any chance date the exceptions? Or is the stereotype based on Absolut Bullcr4p?

Talking about Absolut, that's a nice bridge to get to the Bawls subject. I don't consider myself as a pervert, only as an extremely open minded person. But I can be a pervert if you want me to be. O-) Just to prove my ability to be one if necessary, here's 1 sexual euphemism about Bawls for you. "Do you want to take a drink out of my Bawls? It contains calories and proteins and with a bit of luck, it has a nice fruity taste as well, so it's good for you. Especially after you when to the gym or out for a run or whatsoever."​ (geez, that would make 1 of the worst commercials ever haha!)

Anyway, coffee isn't quite my cup of tea (yes, that's a nice pun huh?), so I'll pass for a possible offer. But what's your favourite kind of coffee?

Regards,

David
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SarcasticDrynut 23 at 4:30pm BST on Jul 15, 2008
Thanks for your mercy by granting some slack, your honour.  If I get slack for only once, I might as well watch out what I'm going to say now. Otherwise, I'll still be food for the lions or crocodiles. ;)

However, the world is already overpopulati​ng as it is with war, so I think it wouldn't matter that much whether we got world peace or not. With world peace, we're only doomed a little quicker. It sounds harsh, but if you want to do something about it, we should call Mother Nature to let down some more Tsunami's and Katrina's, or we need to call Al Qaeda to steal some more planes to drill them in intensely populated skyscrapers.​

Good thing that there are several kinds of people that are on their best on a certain time of day. Sadly, but true, I'm a morning person (although I'm not amused when I have to get up before 9 AM, I just wake up relatively quick), because my brain is still fresh. In the evening (like now over here, it's a little over 6 PM), I have 8 hours of boring, brainkilling​, one-sided work behind me, which makes me a bit tired mentally. You apparently are an evening person, and I know some people that are definately night people. I only never heard of afternoon people. Do you?

It's not that you became sarcastic because you saw irony in nearly everything in life? Although it ofcourse helps when you speak the language of sarcasm anyway. Too bad though that they don't have that language to choose from over here at Interpals. :P

(end of part one)
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SarcasticDrynut 23 at 9:58am BST on Jul 13, 2008
Hey, it's not for nothing that Lenny Kravitz taught mankind to let love rule. If we got a limited blood flow ability, we might as well take advantage of it as much as possible, don't we? *whistles* Besides that, women don't need as much blood down under than men to get everything active and ready to go, so give us just a little slack over there, mkay? ;)

But ok, to push up the level a little bit, I guess it are the neutered men that are causing all the wars, as they OD on blood in the brain. That causes a lack of creativity, which leaves not much else then to prove their manlyhood by toying with bombs, tanks and 3000 bullets per second-machi​ne guns. So maybe it's about time to forbid neutering, castration and circumcision​. It only makes people agressive, and I guess I'm afraid that it that shows in some parts of the Middle East...

Anyway, I'm just a little sharper in the morning than in the evening, so here comes the examination.​ :P What in life made you so sarcastic? What kind of videogames do you play? Which books were impossible for you to get through? If you like to listen to music for the lyrics, why do you listen to Basshunter and DJ Tiesto? And you are aware that you could receive some nice sexual euphemisms by telling that you like to drink Bawls, aren't you?
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SarcasticDrynut 23 at 9:11pm BST on Jul 12, 2008
No wonder that the wise man recommends someone to ask a woman, they always seem to know it so much better. ;) Anyway, you're true about the fact that love looks with the mind instead of with the eyes. It's the lust that looks with the eyes.

Usually I don't have a hard time finding things to ask to somebody by the way, but you aren't making it easy as you nearly made an entire psychologica​l report of your character. I guess you would describe yourself more as an open book than as Miss Mistery? And when you have a fear of midgets, what do you, with all respect, think of garden gnomes? Or smurfs?

Regards,

David
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vicente_payaso 26 at 7:49am BST on Jul 5, 2008
Hej Edith! Hur mår du?

Just happened to stop at your profile. Funny you are thinking of yourself as a psycho stalker :p And wow, you wrote so much in the "About Me" section. I am still stumped on what to write for the same section in my profile.

Oh well. Ta hand om dig. Ha en trevligt dag!!
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Profile Deleted at 8:40pm BST on Jun 21, 2008
you think so.
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skaterock592 16 at 2:23am BST on Jun 21, 2008
something easy???
ummmm maybe wagon wheel
by against me
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