Ciao, (Hi)
I'm alicia,,
I'm 15 years young <3

READ THIS BEFORE YOU TALK TO ME:


I shave my legs, I sit down to pee,
I can justify any shopping spree.

Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon,
Can get a massage, without a hard-on.

Can balance the checkbook, can pump my own gas,
Can talk to my friends about the size of my ***.

My beauty's a masterpiece,​ and yes, it takes long,
At least I can admit to others when I'm wrong.

I don't drive in circles at any cost,
And I don't have a problem admitting I'm lost.

Don't act like I'm in a timed marathon,
Every time I have to go to the john.

I don't brag about the size of my "cup"​,
Hey, put the seat down, 'cause I won't leave it up!

I never forget an important date,
You just gotta deal, I'm usually late.

I don't watch movies with lots of gore,
Don't need instant replay to remember the score.

I won't lose my hair,
I don't get jock itch.

And just cause I'm assertive,
Don't call me a bitch.

I don't wear the same underwear everyday,
The food in my fridge has no sign of decay.

Don't burp, don't belch and I certainly don't fart,
Football, not ballet, is what I consider an art.

Don't say to your friends, "Oh yeah, I can get her",
In your dreams, my dear, I can do better!

Flowers are okay, but jewelry's best,
Would you look at my face, not at my chest!

I don't have a problem expressing my feelings,
I know when you're lying, you look at the ceiling.

Don't call me a girl, a babe or a chick,
I am a WOMAN, get it, you prick?

Let me tell all you men,
Listen to me boys,

Those things in your pants,
That you treat as toys,

You love them more then we ever will,
We would rather suck on a cold pickled dill.

I know all you men Think that you're "IT"​,

But compared to a woman,
You just ain't ****!


Fredrik Knutsson;;* Your my hero :) <3

thank you for reading my profile.!


`      -alicia,;*]

If you were just laughing while you read my about me description then your exactly what i'm looking for! <3


NO PERVS
NO LESBIANS

i have nothing againest you, but you would just be wasting your own time asking me.

Sports, Acting, & Modeling.

i really love football,
and most of my hobbies are making sure i am fit, and in shape.

Hip-hop/ Rap/ R&B/ Pop

Scary Movies are my favorite but something funny is also ssomething i enjoy. =]

The O.C.
The hills.
106 & Park
etc.

I don't really read but when i do read something based on a true story is usually a good book.

What ever happens,, happens<3​
-Jasmina Imsirovic