Um...I'm not too good at this sorta thing, but here we go:
My name's Michael.
My friends call me Spooner (long story).
I'm almost 21.
Music is my life!
Without it, I probably wouldn't be here.
I'm very intelligent,​ but I don't like using my brain unless I have to.
Definitely laid back and easy-going.
I'm always making a joke.
I love to laugh.
I'm in a good mood 99.9% of the time.
The other 0.1% of the time I'm sleeping =D
I'm down to dig into your brain and find out what makes you tick (if you give me permission)
Um...I'm in training to become a welder.
I'm into physics, nature, and I'm studying Buddhist philosophy.
I'm of Russian decent (great grandfather immigrated here).
I'm 5'11" and 125 lbs., which makes me kinda skinny.
But I like being skinny lol.
I'm shy in person, but I'm usually prty talkative on the internet.
Um...I do like to have a drink occasionally​, so don't hate.
I'm down to talk about almost anything, so harrass me with anything you want.
I'm not very good looking (at least in my eyes), but people say I'm not ugly so I guess I'll believe them someday haha.
I love getting picture comments, do PLEASE leave them, even if they are lame.
Lame=awesome​.
I want to have TWO​ time machines. Owning one is thinking too narrowly.
I could swim for days if I had the chance.
I've never left the United States/Etats​ Unis.
Never seen the ocean.
I used to skate, but I got tired of that real quickly.
I used to smoke marijuana, but I've cut down.
Realized it was old.
My favorite soda is Mountain Dew.
My liquors are rum, gin, and vodka (the vodka must be part of my DNA HAHA)
One of my dreams is to be a bass player for a progressive metal band.
I play the bass, the French Horn, trumpet, and a little bit of violin (looks can be decieving lol).
Math and science are my best subjects.
I'm full of useless information (did you know the lighter was invented before matches?)
I have 12 pairs of Chuck Taylor All-Star high tops, which are pretty much the greatest shoes ever invented.
My cigarettes of choice are Pall Mall and Camel Infused.
I can skank, mosh, and waltz.
Oh yeah, I am a twisted guy when it comes to my mind being in the gutter (SORRY!)
I know everything there is to know about actual, true-life zombies (not Dawn of the Dead zombies mind you).
My great-great granddfather​ was a Russian political assassin (true story).
I'm obsessive compulsive with spelling, so please don't be upset with me if I correct you on it.
I like coffee.
I can hold a conversation​ with anybody 4 and up.
I want two children eventually.
I despise ignorance and hatred. Both only foster more of the same.
I wish I were a Flower Child.
​I DO NOT BELIEVE IN COINCIDENCE!​!!​
EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON, NO MATTER HOW INSIGNIFICAN​T, EVEN THE PEOPLE ONE MEETS ARE MET FOR A REASON.
Oh, and I'm probably the coolest person in the world.
Just saying :D

And um...well, that's it for now.
Anything else, just ask me.

P.S. This will constantly be updated when I realize I forget something, so read this often.

I'd like to learn a little bit of Russian.
I'd like to snail mail people if we become friends on this website.
And I love e-mailing, so I'd like e-mails if anybody would like to.
My addy is michael.pol​lickii@yahoo​.com
And I like messages from people if I haven't talked to them before.
Its pretty rad for me to get on here and see that I've got new wall comments and messages.
So please, donate words to my page and I will return the favor. XD

P.S. I would like to again stress the fact that I like snail mail.
I don't get much mail unless it's an ad or a bill, so regular mail would totally make my week. :D

P.S.S. PLEASE?!?! hahaha

I know a little French, but I'm a bit rusty.

Playing bass, piercings, physics, meditation, swimming, making people laugh, being lame, walking barefoot in the grass, stargazing, texting people, girls who wear glasses :D

Metal (Between the Buried and Me, System of a Down, Otep, Nightwish, Cradle of Filth, Hatebreed), punk (Less Than Jake, Bad Religion, The Clash), ska (Voodoo Glowskulls, NOFX, Mustard Plug), hardXcore (From Autumn to Ashes, Comeback Kid), blues, jazz

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Prestige, Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Phantom of the Opera, any and all zombie movies, Green Street Hooligans, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction

[adult swim], The Colbert Report, Who's Line Is It Anyway?, MXC, Heroes, The Sopranos

"IT"​ by Stephen King, "A Wrinkle In Time" by Madeleine L'Engel, "Hitchh​iker's Guide to the Galaxy"​, "The Universe in a Nutshell"​ by Stephen Hawking, anything written by the Dalai Lama (sp?).

"Il qui fait une bête de se se débarasse de la douleur d'être un homme" (sry if my translation into French is poor. I tried lol)

"He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man"-Dr​. Johnson

"When in doubt, Saran Wrap it!"

"I'm evr' womern's dream an' evr' jealous husband's nightmare"​ - Unknown Hinson