I really don't have a big enough ego to write a profile blurbly thing with any decent amount of accuracy, so this'll have to do.

I'm Nicola, I'm 23, and I love stuff. Things. Rubbish. I hoarde like a squirrel the day before the squirrelly apocalypse descends to wipe out all squirrelkind​! *cough* Uh... yeah. Squirrels, apparently.

I have a tendency to get a little excited about things... and then it all starts to get messy. Messy and wobbly and fun. And then the cameras come out. Vogue!

I'm just a rock'n'roll girl at heart, with a penchant for the weird and wonderful. I'm a bit of a geek, I love sci-fi and superheroes,​ but don't ask me about computers...​ I can type. That'll do pig, that'll do.

I'm blunt and sarcastic, and I'm not afraid to tell someone where to go if they get on the wrong side of me. I got me some good old British Bulldog spirit, consider yourselves warned!

I'm here for FRIENDS ONLY. I have a boyfriend, who I'm very happy with, and I don't want or need another one.

I'd love to find some new penpals! I've met a couple since I've been on this site, but there's always room for more! I'd love to write to people who have a lot to say, and will ramble on for ages rather than just answer my questions with short and boring answers! Long letters ftw!

Otherwise...​ guys and girls, no age limit, but I'd like to have a few things in common (or at least a few black'n'whit​e opposites!) to talk about with you.

As for nationalitie​s, I'm not picky, but I do love Australians!​ If you're not from an English speaking country, I only ask that your ability to speak English is good. Unfortunatel​y I don't know any other languages!

You HAVE to be open-minded.​ If you're easily offended, be warned: This girl may not be the friend you are looking for.

Rubber ducks -- liquid eyeliner -- pin badges -- kissing -- Joker -- funky pens -- Richard Hammond -- talcum powder -- stars! --Demonia shoes -- dragons -- sex -- chains -- Harley Quinn -- books -- skulls -- furry dice -- origami -- Doctor Who -- pyramids -- pants -- Bizarre magazine -- hats -- paint -- biting -- glow in the dark stuff -- Nightmare before Christmas -- Australia -- funky eyeshadow -- New Rock boots -- jeans -- notepads -- David Tennant -- spiders -- play dough -- feathers -- swords -- taking stupid photos -- Strictly Come Dancing

MUSE!!!
InMe, In Flames, KoRn, Gogol Bordello, Finch, Ill Nino, My Chemical Romance (shh, it's a guilty pleasure), Disturbed, Apoptygma Bezerk, Machine Head, Murderdolls,​ Incubus, Pain, Paradise Lost, Sentenced, Black Maria, Rammstein, VNV Nation, System of a Down, Soilwork, The Used, Nevermore, The Faint, Anthrax, Finch, A Perfect Circle, Combichrist

Session 9
Fear
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Carnival Of Souls
House On Haunted Hill
The Crow
Nightmare before Christmas
Seed Of Chucky
Wrong Turn
Lord Of The Rings
Mean Girls
Shawn Of The Dead
Kung Pow
Dude Where's My Car?
Thirteen Ghosts
Indiana Jones
Dog Soldiers
The Descent
Aladdin
Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey
The Shawshank Redemption
Nursie
Back To The Future
The Devil's Rejects
Dawn Of The Dead
Stargate: The Ark Of Truth
Grease
Dead Man Walking
Van Helsing
Demonic Toys
Serenity
Stargate
Final Destination
Narnia
Ferngully
The Butterfly Effect
Event Horizon
Flight of the Navigator
Rat Race
Crash
Howl's Moving Castle
Stargate: Continuum

Stargate SG-1, Stargate Atlantis, Eureka, Firefly, Hyperdrive, Doctor Who, Heroes, Lost, Who's Line Is It Anyway?, Mock The Week, Never Mind The Buzzcocks

Mostly fantasty, sci-fi and horror, but I'll read almost anything that isn't mushy girly romantic rubbish. Some of my favourites are:

Apple of my Eye - Patrick Redmond
The Woven Path - Robin Jarvis
Rats - James Herbert
From the Corner of His Eye - Dean Koontz
Dracula - Bram Stoker
Timeline - Michael Crichton

"Take me, I am the drug; take me, I am hallucinogenic."​ - Dali.
"We cannot die, you know why? Because we are so very pretty"​ - Malcolm Reynolds, 'Firefly'.
"If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then we have at least to consider the possibility we have a small aquatic bird of the family anatidae on our hands" - Douglas Adams
"That'l​l do pig, that'll do" - The farmer dude in Babe