Hi there. I'm currently 41 years old and living right in the middle of Florida. I'm married with 2 very busy children and I'm hoping to expand my horizon of ever more interesting friends here. Ok, once again, I AM MARRIED. I am not looking to leave my husband unless you look an awful lot like Ray Stevenson, Billy Connolly, or Gerard Butler. Those are the guys I would do that for. Sorry, but a girl has to have her standards. Once again, I am not looking for another husband; you could not afford me or my children. We have expensive tastes.

I'm looking for friendships from around the world, but I am awful when it comes to speaking other languages. English is it for me, but I do understand most messages if they are thought out before you type them. Please, also have a picture on your profile. I am more likely to write you back if I can see what you look like. And no one is that hideous that I won't respond. I promise.

I have all sorts of these, but actually finding time to do them is becoming harder and harder. I enjoy reading, writing, painting, drawing, sewing, designing, knitting, crocheting, archery, swordplay, photography,​ historical costuming, watching good t.v., and going to the movies with my children. I love spending time with the little heathens cause they are the world to me.

All sorts, although right now it seems to be pop from the 80s, such as Duran Duran, U2, Aerosmith, The Rolling Stones, Movie Soundtracks,​ and everything else.....

Anything PG13 and under...I am so not good at anything bloody. My favorites of all time are Star Wars(all 6), The Great Escape, True Grit, Silence of the Lambs(the one exception to my rule), and The Harry Potter Saga.

Extreme Makeover Home Edition, The Simpsons and King of the HIll, American Idol and Americas got Talent..I also like watching the news and Oprah, but I never get the chance.

Anything and everything, from Jaws to Carrie, from Little House to Confessions of a Nanny, to Harry Potter and Stephen KIng. I like National Geographic and People magazine as well because they have pictures, and when you're a mom, sometimes that's all you get to see.

Not now, the kids are awake....
What do you mean it was only a LITTLE fire....?
Hurry up, Mommy's late for work...
The cat ate what?
Friends are the same candy bar in different wrappers.