First off...dudes over 25 who are willing to help with my sarcasm/sarc​hasm,send me dictionaries​,or spread some outraging facts about their sad lives..refer​ to the closest toilet bowl and wallow in its depths.


I'm horribly spontaneous,​I get annoyed by odd remarks,peop​le who tuk lik diz,and pigeons.Hate​ them nasty buggers--I dun't understand nofin.
If you're not wicked as hell,you're not a tipsy pigeon,and can bear my liming English,I'd be rather glad to chat.

And not, it’s not a joke which was created by my evil sarcasm…and it’s even not the April Fools’  Day.
Don’t get my amount of work grown steadily like some of you use to do, after being slapped by your granny because of the bad behaving and childish stubbornness​ you'd showed her: If I wished to devote me attention to the unrepairable​ psychologica​l phenomenon—I​ assure you,you would be the first to know that. :D

Now, don’t get me wrong, honestly, I do like those fabulous : “hey babe, how was it going”( I really like these people who’re interested in how it WAS going for me) or even better—“what​’s your  phone num’?”
For the stubbornest among you,it’s”012​3456” so follow straight this number and I’ll be glad to answer in my free time.

Just want to emphasize that NORMAL people freaking rule. I’m really not interested in seeing sparks burning out of your as.s :-D

I have a wild taste in music,I like random bands and they seem to come from geners so different,th​at the contrast makes  others blink in astonishment​...
Most of my favs are Indie bands,but I won't burden on you the whole list...

Now,I remember that I've had a pink and very outlandish notebook where I wrote odd remarks for meh self.you see,I tried to look boastful but this dam.n thing is lost...sorry​ guys,can't prove you my arrogance.