I should be shy, but I'm too curious.
I'm dirty. But I am not vulgar.
I'm sweet, but won't cause diabetes.
I'm sour but I go great with tequila and salt.
I only drink in great company, so, random strangers with tequila shots and salt ready to go, this is for you: no licking allowed!

Pop porno is good enough. (in other words, I'm only looking for friends - fun friends. but only friends).

Idiots intrigue me. I can observe them with awe for a loooooooooon​g time.
Extremes intrigue me. But normalcy relaxes me. 
I believe in rare, true love, that only comes with a side of pain and suffering. But if you get drunk enough, you won't feel neither pain nor suffering.
Oh and...please​... start wearing purple for me.. now....

I can't limit myself like that!

You know... it's almost 5 am here... forget this...

Daily show, Colbert Report, south Park, Family Guy

are we in pre-school to have to answer such questions?

Why make one man suffer if I can make all men suffer?
Nothing ever came from a life that was a simple one.
No pressure = no diamonds.