Hello there! If you can be arsed to read all of my profile, carry on... it'll be worth it I swear :P

Well here I am, a Londoner stuck in the jeb-end of the country that consists of Devon and Cornwall for at least 5 years. But it's great here really, there's less cars around, the sky at night isn't bright orange, and the people talk with a funny accent which always cheers me up. Ooooh errrrr lover.

I am interested in speaking to people from any country, of any race, from any background, male or female (i'm not gay as the name would suggest, BUT if you are male don't let that put you off, i'm just as happy to talk to guys as girls), and getting to know people. I'm born and bred in south-west London, I'm English with some Danish ancestry, with a small bit of Polish and Spanish thrown in.
So what am I like? I'll skip the usual 'nice' and 'friendly' descriptions​. If you're good to me ill treat you well, if you're a w**ker to me i'll bite your head off. I can be hard to get to know because I tend not to open up to people I'm not comfortable with, and generally I'll be more interested in your life than you will be in mine. I'm open minded and try not to be judgemental of people. Live and let live basically. I'm independent but I love good, close company. I'd like to experience life in all its forms, and talk to people from different backgrounds to get a variety of perspectives​. I may be a little weird, but then again how many people are 'normal' apart from those who try their hardest to fit in??

Say something least vaguely interesting and I might feel inclined to respond. Simple as.
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I speak a wee tiny bit of french

You really can't beat good banter, so that's one of my primary interests, definitely. Others include drinking vast amounts of booze when the oppurtunity arises, listening to obscure and niche music genres that common people balk at, getting on my bike and slowing right down on main roads to really p*ss off car drivers (motorcyclis​ts are fine of course - two wheels good, four wheels bad!). Getting to know interesting people from any corner of the world, and listening to all your life stories. No joke, I really do give a *expletive* about those little things that make people tick, it's different for each of us and that's what's great.

cheesy 90's eurodance tunes, that song by bob sinclair with the whistling, drum n' bass which actually mostly consists of pendulum and kosheen, out in the fields by gary moore (but not the music video), that david morales remix of space cowboy by jamiroquai, most power metal, symphonic metal, classic metal etc. etc. except the death stuff since i'm not really into the whole satan thing. classic rock. anything i can dance to.

Fight Club
Batman: The Dark Knight
Leon
Shawshank Redemption
Pulp Fiction
Lord of the Rings trilogy
Pirates of the Carribbean
Blood Diamond
Collateral
Ali G Indahouse
Jurassic Park
Full Metal Jacket
Shaun of the Dead
The Beach
Team America
Serenity
Enemy at the Gates
Quadrophenia​
The last king of scotland
Black hawk down
La Haine
Брат (The Brother)
Advent Children
バトル・ロワイアル (Battle Royale)

House M.D.
Big Train
South Park
The Inbetweeners​

Timeline - Micheal Crichton
Being Human - Peter Vardy
In Stitches - Dr Nick Edwards
A Child Called 'It' - David Pelzer
Wall and Piece - Banksy
Nineteen Eighty-Four - George Orwell
Hitchhiker's​ Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams

"He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare,
and he who has one enemy will meet him everywhere."​

"A lot of people never use their initiative because no-one told them to."

"Far better is it to have a stout heart, and suffer one's share of evils, than to ever be fearing what may happen."​

"It's better bird in hand, than all of them flying"​ - some graffiti I found on a wall in Tallinn