I've been on this site for a month or two and what I've discovered is, I suck at it.Yes, I thought you should know.
I'm sixteen and, growing.
I have a sweet tooth and, my diet consist of:
Chocolate
Water
Chocolate
French Fries/Chips
Chocolate

I am on the computer constantly. This usually means I'm online even if I'm pretending not to be.
I'm usually pretending not to be. Grr to my evasive ways.
I'm pretty open minded but, I'm not so fond of **********. I only say this because I got a private message that was... disturbing.

My life goals are either becoming a trophy wife or a crazy cat lady.
I'm trying to be realistic!
I can be pulled into "relati​onship drama" very easily but, usually laugh at myself for it.
I name my hats. Don't ask

I recently chopped off my hair out of an impulsive daze in the middle of the night. I looked like the long lost Beatle for a while. Can't wait until I have shoulder length again.
Know of any magic "make your hair grow five times faster!"​ pills?

I have facebook. It's better then myspace.

I am anti-A.S.L.

I wrote on a wall once. Take that society!
I'm usually tired.

Le fin

Oh wait, I lied. Not le fin.
I must inform you I have fallen in deep love with some of the members of this site.
As a result I already have SIX online wifes.
My Sarry777, myhappyface , Dorkerella, and sizzleby, SteveW, and Filmstrip are mine.
I make the word monogamy cringe.

~My age preferably~
~Any Gender~
~Any country~
~I prefer an online relationship​ rather then giving out my address~
~Speak English fairly well. You don't have to be an expert just be kind of coherent. I know that this makes me sound kind of bad.~

~Music~
~Movies~
~Internet~
~My Friends~
~Reading~
~Traveling~
~Drumming~
~Piano~

Radiohead, The Smiths, Devendra Banhart, Air, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Murder by Death, R.E.M., Mogwai, At The Drive-in, The White Stripes, The Brian Jonestown Massacre, Broken Social Scene, Violent Femmes, The Velvet Underground,​ Sonic Youth, Modest
Mouse, The Mars Volta, The Good Life, Giant Drag, Elliot Smith, The Decemberist,​ Death From Above 1979, Bright Eyes, Cursive, Ambulance Ltd, Daniel Johnston, Tom Waits, The Beatles, John Lennon, Moby, Donovan, The Cure, Death Cab for Cutie, The Postal Service, Nina Simone, Django Reinhardt, Eagles of Death Metal, New Order, Peter Bjorn and John, Clint Mansell, The Stooges, Flogging Molly, Pixies, The Rolling Stones, My Bloody Valentine, Muse, The Mars Volta

Requiem for a Dream
Pi
American Beauty
Almost Famous
Jeux d'enfants
I Heart Huckabees
The Royal Tenenbuams
The Virgin Suicides
Dead Poet's Society
Rushmore
A Clockwork Orange
Fight Club
Shop girl
Little Miss Sunshine
The Boondock Saints
Harold and Maude
The United States of Leland
Shortbus
Annie Hall
Wristcutters​: A Love Story
Brick

I'm in love with anything done by Darren Aronofsky or Wes Anderson.

NipTuck
Six Feet Under
Clone High
The Office
Youtube

To be honest, my of the books I read are to embarrassing​ to admit to reading.
Young Adult section any one?

"Et tu Brute?"​

"I refuse to recognize the terms hetero-, bi-, and ****-sexual.​ Everybody has exactly the same sexual needs. People are just sexual, the prefix is immaterial."​-Morrissey

Annie Hall: Well, have you ever made love high?
Alvy Singer: Me? No. I - I, you know, If I have grass or alcohol or anything, I get unbearably wonderful. I get too, too wonderful for words.

We_are_Infin​ite: Is this the part where I buy you flowers and you forget all about it?
sizzleby: um
sizzleby: yeah i think it is
sizzleby: then you pressure me for makeup sex


We_are_Infin​ite: Tell them to stop it
Xd: I did.
Xd: They're rebelious muffins.
We_are_Infin​ite: You'll just have to kill them then
Xd: I'm afraid so.

You have joined room: Lobby
Welcome to the InterPals Chat Room!
sizzleby: sam!
Filmstrip: SAMMY.
myhappyface:​ SAM.
emilydy: sam!
Xd:SAM!
Xd:*hip*