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*13 Golden rules for boys*

1. Call
2. Don’t lie
3. The correct answer to “Do I look fat? Is never ever “Yes”
4. Ordering for her is good. Telling her what she wants is bad.
5. Being attentive is good. Stalking is bad.
6. “Honey”, “Darling”, and “Sweetheart”​ are good. “Nag”, “Lardass”, and “Bitch” are bad.
7. Talking is good. Shouting is bad. Slapping is a felony.
8. A grunt is seldom an acceptable answer to any question.
9. Her cooking is excellent.
10. That isn’t a excuse for you to avoid cooking.
11. Dish soap is your friend
12. Don’t assume PMS is the cause for every bad mood.
13. Don’t assume PMS doesn’t exist.

Well first off my name is Anneke.  I live in Cape Town...a pretty awesome city to live in. I have one wicked, awesome, but annoying older sister who seems to get high on hot chocolate :-P I totally love animals so I have 4 dogs, an African grey parrot and a squirrel monkey. I'm easy to get along with and love to chat. I have myspace, hyves, facebook and duh a youtube account. I have tried to get myyearbook but my internet times out everytime. I'm kinda a computer geek. I know alot more about computers than anything else, but I like playing stupid when my sister asks me to do something for her on the computer. I also love sports. I play racketball and tennis. I want to start playing netball next year. It is almost like basketball just different rules and stuff. My personal favourite thing to do is making my sister mad. It is just so much fun :-P


Sooo Hot!!! haha :  http://www.​​youtube.com/​​watch?v=2jk​s​ChuRF9E


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-Put this on your profile if you know someone who has survived, died, or is fighting cancer.
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+DON'T ADD ME IF WE HAVEN'T TALKED

+MUSIC
+MOVIES
+SKATEBOARDI​NG
+PURSEBUZZ
+READING
+SWIMMING
+BASEBALL
+BASKETBALL
+TENNIS
+RACKETBALL
+SHOPPING
+SKINNY JEANS
+HOODIES
+T SHIRTS
+CARGO PANTS
+HOT TOPIC
+AMERICAN EAGLE
+H&M
+WET SEAL
+WOOLWORTHS
+MR PRICE xD LMAO
+EDGARS
+ANIME
+MORE

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+ALL AMERICAN REJECTS
+AMERICAN HI-FI
+AVRIL LAVIGNE
+BILLY TALENT
+BLINK 182
+BOYS LIKE GIRLS
+COBRA STARSHIP
+DAUGHTRY
+DEATH CAB FOR CUTIE
+EVANESCENCE​
+GREEN DAY
+JONAS BROTHERS
+MATCHBOOK ROMANCE
+MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE
+NEW FOUND GLORY
+PANIC AT THE DISCO
+PLAIN WHITE T'S
+RED JUMPSUIT APPARATUS
+RELIENT K
+RESET
+SECONDHAND SERENADE
+SHAYNE WARD
+SIMPLE PLAN
+THE DARKNESS
+THE USED
+THREE DAYS GRACE
+EMINEM
+JEFFREE STAR
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+ACES AND EIGHTS
+ALL THE BOYS LOVE MANDY LANE
+ART OF WAR 2
+BACHELOR PARTY 2
+BEST OF ADAM SANDLER
+CASSANDRAS DREAM
+CODE46
+COLLEGE ROAD TRIP
+DARK KNIGHT BATMAN
+DEFINTLY MAYBE
+DOOMSDAY
+DRILLIT TAYLOR
+FAMILY GUY-STEWIE GRIFFIN THE UNTOLD STORY
+FELON
+FOOL'S GOLD
+FORBIDDEN KINGDOM
+FUTURAMA-BE​NDER'S BIG SCORE
+INCREDIBLE HULK
+JUNO
+NATIONAL TREASURE BOOK OF SECRETS
+SHOULD I SMOKE DOPE
+SPEEDRACER
+SUPERBAD
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+SUPERNATURA​L
+SMALLVILLE
+HEROES
+CSI MIAMI
+CSI NEW YORK
+CSI LAS VEGAS
+CSI
+THE BILL ENGVALL SHOW
+WELCOME TO THE CAPTEIN
+EGOLI
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When I grow up I wanna be like me

We live in a world where if you're not skinny, not beautiful, not sexy...your tortured, abused, and humiliated. We say that we are alll equal but there is still racism, sexism, and people judging others based on their religion, color, size, and heritage, ect.

It is not that thing are difficult that we do not dare, it is because we do not dare that things are difficult.

Face Down - The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus

Hey girl you know you drive me crazy.
One look put's the rhythm in my hand.
Still I'll never understand why you hang around
I see what's going down.
Cover-up with make-up in the mirror
Tell yourself it's never gonna happen again
You cry alone and then he swears he loves you.

Chorus:

Do you feel like a man
When you push her around?
Do you feel better now as she falls to the ground?
Well I'll tell you my friend one day this world's going to end
As your lies crumble down a new life she has found.

A pebble in the water makes a ripple effect
Every action in this world will bear a consequence
If you wade around forever you will surely drown
I see what's going down.
I see the way you go and say you're right again,
say you're right again,
heed my lecture

Chorus:

Do you feel like a man
When you push her around?
Do you feel better now as she falls to the ground?
Well I'll tell you my friend one day this worlds going to end
As your lies crumble down a new life she has found.

One day she will tell you that she has had enough
its coming round again.

Chorus:
Do you feel like a man
When you push her around?
Do you feel better now as she falls to the ground?
Well I'll tell you my friend one day this worlds going to end
As your lies crumble down a new life she has found.
[x2]

Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart. to handle yourself, use your head; to handle others, use your heart. anger is only one letter short of danger. if someone betrays one once, it is his fault; if he betrays you twice: it your fault. great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small mind discuss people. he who loses money, loses much; he who loses a friend, loses much more; he who loses faith , loses all. beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. learn from the mistakes of other. you can't live long enough to make them all yourself. friends, you and me...you brought another friend...and​­ then there were three...we started our group..our circle of friends...an​­d like that circle...the​­re is no beginging or end...yester​­day is history. tommorrow is mystery, today is a gift, that's why they call it the present. [unknown]

Life is like a box of chocolates..​­. you never know when you'll find a nut :-P

Sex without love is like chocolate without sugar :-)  

Dont play games with a girl who can play better...

Boys are like purses, cute, full of c rap and can always be replaced :-)

I dont ask for much in a man. He only has to be tall, rich, funny, sexy, single, strong, good -looking, smart, romantic, charming, warm, sweet, sensitive, clever, athletic, kind, generous, punctual, sincere and of course he has to be willing to feed me ice cream in bed every night for the rest of my life :-P